Saruman couldn't help it. When he heard Hoobastank's The Reason for the 87th time, he just plain snapped.

Pink!! Gah!
 

Sauron beats all... I think he should have a pink monocle in my opinion...but, back to the topic...


Saruman: What do you mean it was just alittle spot of jelly! Grima, now your wine habits in bathrobes have gone too far!

~ Night at The Roses Ka~

Saruman the pink!!

Saruman: I thought it would be a good idea of changing the colour of my robe each day, just to show people that I am no longer Saruman the white but saruman of many colours. It was a good plan.... untill I hit pink.

Saruman zaps at the Downers.
 

Saruman: It's not pink! It's light hard magenta!

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Saruman the Pink Floyd:

I don’t need no redemption
I don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Isengard
Gandalf leave them orcs alone
Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

I don’t need no redemption
I don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Isengard
Gandalf leave them orcs alone
Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

“Wrong, do it again!”
“If you don't give us the Key to the Tower, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't give us the Key?”
“You! Yes, you behind the wizard, stand still Gríma!”


(With apologies to Roger Waters.)

Saruman regretted borrowing the wife's bathrobe when he ended up having to fend off the advances of the over-amorous yet very short-sighted milkman.

Gandalf had a bit of fun messing with Saruman's mind before he broke his staff.

Smoking really IS bad for your health... mentally that is...
 

Frodo decided Gandalf had been smoking too much pipeweed after he swore he saw Saruman wearing pink...

Saruman vows never to let Grima do his laundry again.

"How many times do I have to tell you to SEPARATE THE WHITES FROM THE COLORS!?"

Saruman: "How about this pose with a blue background, Grima? Or was the green better? I must admit the biege & the the purple both looked nice...do you think blue makes my forehead look big?"

From the Isengard Tribune
 

"Having been caught in his bathrobe and with bedhead, enraged wizard slays four..."

6am, and the cat was making a racket outside...

Saruman takes up the life of a Tellytubby.

or

New grape flavored Saruman action figures! *Blue-raspberry Pokey-Stick of Doom sold seperately*

Time for a new pic...
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...alfhopeful.jpg
Oh, so Orthanc is made of chocolate. Good!

And the Wizard says...
 

"You say... My eyes are as blue as forgetmenots?"

Gandalf looks at Saruman in pink (from previous pic)
Finalle its about time he went insane, now I can finally take over after waiting for hundreds and hundreds of years.

Gandalf: Hey, that's good pipeweed, Merry man.

What!?
 

Gandalf: Ah, so Balrogs do have wings. I thought that shadow-thing was purely metaphorical.

In the afterlife...
 

Ian McKellan: "You're J.R.R. Tolkien? Pleased to meet you. I'm Gandalf."

Gandlaf: And my hair can work as a secret hiding place!

Merry (Whispering to pippin): I think he's finally flipped.

Gandalf: "What? They sent me back here? Not again..."

Aragorn: "Nice to see you too..."

Having stumbled upon their secret hideout in Fangorn, Gandalf discovers exactly what the Entwives have been up to since their disappearance.

Even Gandalf smiled when he looked into the palantir and saw Frodo sprain his ankle in a rabbit hole.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
 

After a lengthy round of drinking games with Legolas it was discovered that alcohol did eventually take its toll on immortals:

Gandalf "See the little pixies, see their little feet....."

Gandalf's joy was complete - not only had Legolas lent him his shampoo but he had a Royal Flush and would clean out the Minas Tirith treasuries ......just as long as he could keep a straight face......

Gandalf: (rubs eyes) Wow! Now I can see why Grima had the hots for her.

No matter how hard he tried, Gandy could still not see his eyebrows.

Headmaster Gandalf: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them. But I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?

Alas. Ear wax.

Despite the doom that hung over everyone in Minas Tirith when Sauron's orcs massed before its walls, Gandalf couldn't help but smile when he saw Sauron's 'commander', Gothmog.

Gandalf: See? When you are reborn, you get a new staff, robe and even hair!

Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli: * Blink in stupidity... and some shocking curiousity...

~Ka

Gandalf: sorry for leaving you and all that... i didn't mean for boromir to die, or frodo to go alone....or pippin and merry to be captured my murderous uruk-hai...wait no i'm not! ha ha ha!

*Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas stare blindly*

Gandalf: come on its a joke...man i'm better off being santa claus...

No weapon may hurt you, eh? Let me test that . . .
 

Gandalf: Oh, look! Aragorn, you look cleaner. Legolas, you look more manly. Gimli, you've grown taller.

Three Hunters: Really?

Gandalf: No. :p

With a great look of intent and glee in his eyes, the Three Hunters knew that Gandalf would soon be sending them on another ludicrous if not murderous adventure.

Aragorn: Alright who's dying this time so we can get all the funeral arrangements in place. I just hated having to chuck ol' Boromir in the water like that.

Gandalf 'enjoys' the glassy-eyed, emotionally vacant pleasure of prozac.

Gandalf: "I was taken to this wonderful place, filled with light, joy and beauty. And lots of happy green munchkins!"

Aragorn (whispers to Legolas): "He's been licking toads again...."

The Sam and Frodo picture: Frodo: "Somewhere over the rainbow..." Sam: "Mr. Frodo, I think I see Gollum in the river gorge." Frodo: (Still looking at the sky.) "At least it's not a flying monkey."

Gandalf the White picture: Gandalf shows his real feelings about the death of Denethor. "Good work Shadowfax."

Gandalf: AH, looks like another picture is on the horizon.

http://www.angelfire.com/film/serkis/smeagol.jpg

Cooking With Gollum

Gollum: and if you gently take the rabbit and (SNAP!) ... erm... oops?

Gandalf hoped a beatific smile would deflect any questions about why it took him so long to work out Bilbo had the One ring..

I can't see the picture...but I'll hazard a guess...
 

Gollum: If I hide behind this coney, the fat hobbit can't see me!
Sam: What is that smell? I warrant there's a dead thing nearby. Can ye smewl it?
Frodo: Yes, I can smell it.




Ergh.