Gandalf and Theoden pic:
Gandalf: You must choose, Theoden! There is no other way!
Theoden: But I cannot. This is one matter in which I cannot choose.
Gandalf: Even if I am your counsellor I am not fit to advise you in such a matter
Theoden: Oh, I cannot choose...Well, alright, pass me the blueberry one!

Elrond pic: Bloody hell! What are those little disgusting creatures doing? This is a serious council not a hobbit striptease party!

Eomer - that sounds like it belongs in the "LotR Soap Opera" thread...

~o~o~

This is Elrond when Celebrian revealed the nature of the "poisoned wound" inflicted upon her...

Uh oh!

Elrond takes a peep into his future.
Rondy: Now what will I look like in 10,000 years? Hmmm.... not bad. Let's try 12,000....:eek: . NOOOOO!!!!

The Council of Elrond watching a soap opera

Gandalf: It's true Theoden, I am your second cousin twice removed-
Pippin: Hey! That's my line
Elrond: Quiet you little whipper snapper or I'll sick my witch of a wife on you!
Celebrian: What was that!?
Elrond: Err, nothing my sweet lily dove *insert pic of Elrond here*
Celebrian: Save it, you sleep in the gazebo tonight

or

Elrond: Dear Eru that's how women give birth!?

Elrond sees Gilraën's son for the first time.
 

Elrond (thinking): Oh, boy. I need to rethink my commitment to my brother's descendants.

Elrond: "Eww! Gimli, do you have to dip your bread into the soup?"

Boromir"Please lay off of him, Master Elrond. That's nothing compared to what my father does. He eats cherry tomatoes and gets the juice on his chin."

Elrond: "And you say Gondor doesn't need king, aye?"

New stuffings
 

As the sun rode high over the trees, Elrond saw it was high time for a new picture;

http://flechesombre.free.fr/images/conseil/gandalf.jpg

Gandalf's reaction to what it was that Elrond saw in the last caption.

Gandalf likes cherry flavored suckers. :p *lick*

Thank you Hookbill I was about to get a pic of Gandalf with his staff, (though a slightly more action based one) for this particular caption I had in mind.

Gandalf: Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my boomstick!

*(God, I love that movie)*

Haha! I beat Oddwen to it!
 

A "Princess Bride" related caption, that is...

Frodo: See? I told you I'd be taking the Ring to Mordor!
Gandalf: Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

Gasp! And she did, too!
 

Gandalf: I am a wizard! And yes, I do know karate!

Gandalf: "What do you mean Legolas has been chosen to represent the Elves? There are how many Elves in Rivendell, and you go pick him?"

Multi-purpose caption ...
 

Gandalf: Take the Ring to Mordor? Are you Nuts??!!

Problem with Ents?
 

Gandalf: What do you mean my staff was Treebeard's nose?

Elrond: Anyway, as i was explaining - Whoa! Gandalf what happened to you! Ever heard of taking a bath?

Gandalf: Oh, come on! I'ts not that bad!

Elrond: Seriously! You stink so much even your aura is green!

*Gandalf looks around himself: What the? oh, I guess your right... What do you suggest? Soul foam Dial, or Purity by Dove?

Elrond: I don't know, try some of Legolas' stuff I guess...

( if you look, the lighting around Gandalf is tinted a yellowish-green...)

~I'm Clean, the Cleanest I've been ka~

Gandalf to Boromir: Thats Disco? o_O

Elrond: Arwen. . .your ears, they're. . .pointed!

Gandalf: It must be a mutant trait of some sort, lord Elrond. Have no fear, I am sure that her offspring will have nicely rounded ears like normal Elves.

Gandalf gets kneecapped by a low flying hobbit...

(or for Eomer of Rohan's benefit ;) Gandalf had just been kicked 'in the Shire' by Bill the pony.........

Gandalf: What do you mean? This twig is too big for a game of Pooh Sticks? Well we are playing it on the Anduin after all, aren't we?

I do remember that Mithalwen. :D

So, to carry on this chain of disturbing and uncomfortable jokes, this is for the benefit of Nilpaurion Felagund:

Gandalf (staring at Eowyn): "Oh my! who is that delectable young thing?"


*I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to have started that*


Alternatively,

Gandalf (to Aragorn): "You mean we've just tramped 60 leagues in the wrong direction?"

Ian: "You know Billy, when you're at Isengard with a mouth full of food, you need to be really careful with how you pronounce 'sitting' or else it could wind up sounding like--"

Gandalf to Legolas: You mean you're a pacifist tree hugging hash eating hippie girl in disguise?

Or

Poking Saruman (to the right of the picture): Bloody hell that girl has a nice arse, look...

Another recurring Council theme:
 

Legolas definitely looked hot, but Gandalf had his doubts about Elrond's ability to wear the sarong with any scrap of dignity.

Hahahahaahahahaha
 

Oh my gosh! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard! :p :D

Gandy: Inconceivable!!!
(Loves that movie!:D )

Nimmy

Gandalf to Frodo: "You did what with my copy of Robson and Jerome's debut album?

Wrong movie, Ian.
 

Gandalf: You mean Storm is not in the Fellowship?

Gandalf: The Chubchubs are coming??!

Whoever remembers that cute little animation movie?

Wrong....play?
 

*McKellen shows apprehension at the sight of moving trees, not realising that they're on his side this time*

I'm back!

Gandalf: Ouch!!! Blasted Hobbits! Frodo that hurt!

Frodo emerges out from beneath the cloak.

Frodo: Well sorry Gandalf but it was you that ordered the bikini wax. Now didn't I tell you it would hurt.



(I apologize if you take it the wrong way. SORRY!)

http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/ar...odo_15684a.jpg

Sam: This isn't Mordor! I KNEW we should have taken that left back at the falls of Rauros!

Or

They may have run out of lembas, water and hope, but Frodo had just spotted Gollum running towards them with a crate of Red Bull...

Frodo: is this a dagger I see before me?

OR

Frodo: Poor Gollum.

Sam: I'll record his last words, "That holes not so deep!"

Frodo: See Sam, that there is where we must go.
(Sam watches a creature pop it's head out of the ground)
Frodo: That's where we have to go, but I'm scared.
(Sam sees another creature pop it's head out of the ground).
Frodo: Sam I'm scared.
Sam: Hey, Gimli said dwarves don't--
Frodo: Sam! I said I'm scared.
Sam: Huh...what wa that?
Frodo: You didn't hear a word I said did you?
Sam: How do they do that?
Frodo: SAM!

Frodo began not to care that a "Duke of Edinburgh's Award" would look good on his CV.

Boromir had warned them of a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, but Frodo and Sam were pretty certain that they were looking at a nudist beach.

Sam: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Frodo: Wrong movie Sam.

Mr Frodo, I just had a thought. Why do we say hamburgers when they're really beef? It's quite strange don't you think?

Not now Sam...

Frodo and Sam searched ever more desperately for a hairdressing salon as they realised their hair was growing more mullet-like by the day.

Frodo: Gosh, Sam! This staring out into space thing is really fun!
Sam: Huh?

One more... I promise next time it will be original and humorous.
 

The sarong may have been catching on in fashion circles throughout Middle-earth, but Frodo and Sam agreed that it shouldn't have happened in Mordor.

Or

Another two travellers' hopes are shattered after following a thousand leagues' worth of 'Gap of Rohan' signposts.