Fortunately, Gimli found food and wasn't hungry anymore.

Unfortunately, it turned out Gimli had mistaken foot with food and was now chewing on Denethor's toes

Fortunately Denethor gave Gimli some Frodo Fingers and everything was completely fine...

Unfortunately, this became so disgusting that Gimli threw himself off a cliff.

Fortunately Thorondor was just flying below and Gimli fell on his back safely.

Unfortunately, Thorondor was hungry and he thought a dwarf might taste good.

Fortunately, Gimli landed with his axe embedded in Thorondor's head.

Unfortunately Thorondor realized that and started falling down, with the screaming Gimli on his back.

Fortunately, dead eagles cushion the fall.

Unfortunately, after you fall on a dead eagle, you start smelling like decomp. bodies. :eek:

Fortunately Thorondor wasn't a a dead eagle, he was a mostly dead eagle and so he didn't smell grossly

Unfortunately for Gimli, Thorondor being only a
mostly dead eagle meant he couldn't go through
Thorondor's pockets looking for loose change. :(

Unfortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair.

EDIT: Fortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair, where there was a gigantic heap of loose change.

Unfortunately, just before the dead eagle landed
a wormhole had opened into Oz and the eagle
nudged a house so it landed on a wicked witch
(thus starting a remarkable chain of events,
including a giant Gimli being appointed King of the Munchkins).

Fortunately, Gimli said "There's no place like home" and found himself back in Middle-Earth.

Unfortunately, Middle Earth was now Black and White

Fortunately, color soon returned.

Unfortunately, it was inverted, neon color. Nobody recognized anything and everyone wandered around lost.

Fortunately (for the rest of the Free Peoples, that is), this caused Frodo to accidentally fall into Mount Doom while wearing the Ring.

Unfortunately (but not for Frodo) it wasn't actually Mount Doom but a bowl of porridge in the Green Dragon Inn.

Fortunately, the porridge was somehow hot enoough to destroy the Ring.

UNfortunately it was also hot enough to destroy Frodo.

Fortunately, he had a heat resisting cloak on.

Unfortunately, the cloak also protected the Ring against the heat.

Fortunately, the Ring fell out of the cloak.

Unfortunately, it fell into the drinking cup of
Grisnakh, who was visiting the Shire to
see his old chums Merry and Pippin (how he
escaped the nassty horseriders is another
story).

fortunately , Frodo tricked Grishnak into giving up his glass and poured it into the pouridge

Unfortunately, Sam ate the porridge

Fortunately (except for Sam) the Ring eventually
emerged again.

Unfortunatel(for sam), it was in a tumour located in his brain...for somereason...

Fortunately, it covered his eye and he stumbled into the crack of Doom!

Unfortunately one of the flying nazgul was
passing by and Sam fell on the Pteradactyl's back.

Fortunately, his weight was such that, upon hitting the pterodactyl, its neck broke and they all plummeted into the magma!

Unfortunately, this also incinerated Sam.

Fortunatley...

I CHOOSE U, MAGMAR! Magmar saved the day by catching Sam before i was incinerated!

Unfortunately, this means the Ring is not destroyed!

Fortunately, Magmar tossed it in the fire.

Unfortunately, after he had done this, he thought better of it, and dived down and got it back. Suddendly, they had a Pokemon for a Dark Lord! :eek:

Fortunately, the Ring had already melted.

Unfortunately Sauron had manufactured 1 Million "One Ring's" and put them in Cracker Jack boxes and shipped them all over Middle-earth.