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Sauron: "Oh man, am I looking hot tonight!"
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Sauron pic:
looking through the eyes of the Witch King: Sauron: With this ring I thee wed.... (Every evil person deserves love) I know its wrong but I couldn't resist. |
From Sauron's photo album.
"And this one... hmmm, looks like I dropped the camera while the lens cap was off." |
The Evil Aerobic Workout:
Sauron: And one, and two, and reach, and four... |
The Exact Problem With Broken Thermometers
Sauron: Is it hot in here or is just me?
or Sauron: So you gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?! |
Sauron: Hi there ladies, i'm Sauron, you might of heard of me...probaly not, well i am the dark lord you know... i had some bad ring a while back but i think i'm over it...come on? who wants to be queen of mordor for a day?
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Another fashion pun....
Sauron: I think black is so slimming, don't you?
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Elrond's slideshow: "And this is the time that the minibus punctured a tyre taking us to Mordor" |
Elrond goes to camp...
Elrond: Ahh... Look Arwen! It's a picture of you as a wittle baby!!
*Slide Transition...Annoyed Arwen... Elrond: And this is when...Ah! How did that get in there?! Arwen laughs mockingly... Arwen: What? Happy-Elven choir camp?... Elrond: Shutup...Next slide! ----------------------- ~Ka~ |
When greatly outnumbered Lord Elrond tries intimidation. grrrr
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Tempers were frayed and competition became fierce when the Mount Doom store was down to its last packet of Mordor Muffins.
Or Agent Elrond wished he hadn't fixed the Clone button so close to the Cheap Imitation Girly-Elves button. |
The moment to charge the enemy, an inopportune moment for a coughing fit.
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Elrond: "Yes, operator, it looks like we have a problem here. Get me through to Valinor so I can speak to the Valar, & quickly!...No I do not know the number!!"
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Elrond forgot to take his Tums.
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Elrond stepps on a nail.
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Even back in the 1st Age, rush hours used to make people grumpy.
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Elrond: They can take our lands no longer! we are sons of Scotland!
*everyone stops and looks at him* Elrond: woops wrong movie... |
Elrond: Ok who stole my helmet?
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"I said ..'Cast it into the fiaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh" *dislocates jaw*
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Elf: Ooh, get him!
Other Elf: Oh I know, love. He looks so macho when he gets angry. |
"Gah! Gosh Darnit, I lost my helmet!"
*Elves snicker at his helmet hair.* |
When amateurs take pictures
Elrond: Get your hand out of the frame you ninny!
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Elrond: "What do you mean being Gil-galad's herald prohibits me from wearing a helmet??? I'm his Heir! I need a helmet! You saw what happened to Anarion!"
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Elrond: Fore!
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The Mouth of Sauron will never insult Elrond's mother again.
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[Sauron picture]:
Sauron, trying out his new excercize routine; gettin' fit and groovin' to "The Supremes' GREATEST HITS!" CD. [Elrond picture]: Elrond attempts to remove a rather large chunk of lembas from his pre-battle meal that was still stuck in his teeth... |
Elrond: "I saaaid, hoos ya momma...huh...punk!"
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orc hecklers
Random Orc: "Hey eyebrows! I bet one day you'll have a Ranger for a son-in-law!"
Elrond: "I will NOT!!!" |
Saruman tries to escape Grima's ray gun by jumping into a makeshift space-time warp but fails.
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"When Fathers Go Mad."
Elrond: ARAGOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!! Bring me back my daughter!
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Elrond says....
"it Was Never This Chuffing Cold Filming Priscilla Queen Of The Pigging Desert!!!!!!" :d
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Elrond pic
Bored with making glowing swords, the elven craftsmen took up orthodontics.. and a couple for Brits Elrond din't need a Reach toothbrush because he had a flip-top head Elrond "TRIO!, treeeoh! I want a trio and I want one now.." |
Elrond: Hmm? *looks around* What the...ISILDUR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING MACHINE?!
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The Sauron pic:
Sauron: Stop! In the name of love! And the perennial Elrond pic: Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disooooo-ooooo-ooorderrrrrr! |
Sauron: Mommy says I have to hold someone's hand when we go into battle.
Elrond needs some Preparation H. |
Arwen to Elrond: See dad? This is why I didn't tell you I was going out with Aragorn, you always overreact to things.
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Elrond pic:
In the mad rush for the last piece of cheese, four people stepped on Lord Elrond's bad toe! Behold the power of Cheese. :D |
Pre-Council night.
Elrond: What's with the bloody noise?! Some people are trying to get some beauty sleep here!
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The rivalry was so intense at the 1,231st Annual Elven Gurning Competition that Elrond was forced to bring along a contingent of personal bodyguards.
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Poor Elrond
It's always a baaad idea to make Elves, even Half ones, perspire.
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