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Eomer of the Rohirrim 01-18-2005 08:27 AM

Sauron: "Oh man, am I looking hot tonight!"

Witch_Queen 01-18-2005 10:03 AM

Sauron pic:

looking through the eyes of the Witch King:

Sauron: With this ring I thee wed....



(Every evil person deserves love)

I know its wrong but I couldn't resist.

Maeggaladiel 01-18-2005 11:23 AM

From Sauron's photo album.

"And this one... hmmm, looks like I dropped the camera while the lens cap was off."

Oddwen 01-18-2005 04:10 PM

The Evil Aerobic Workout:

Sauron: And one, and two, and reach, and four...

Esgallhugwen 01-18-2005 04:30 PM

The Exact Problem With Broken Thermometers
 
Sauron: Is it hot in here or is just me?

or

Sauron: So you gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?!

Gil-Galad 01-18-2005 05:37 PM

Sauron: Hi there ladies, i'm Sauron, you might of heard of me...probaly not, well i am the dark lord you know... i had some bad ring a while back but i think i'm over it...come on? who wants to be queen of mordor for a day?

Fingolfin II 01-18-2005 05:39 PM

Another fashion pun....
 
Sauron: I think black is so slimming, don't you?

Hama Of The Riddermark 01-19-2005 06:31 AM

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Last%20Alliance.jpg


Elrond's slideshow: "And this is the time that the minibus punctured a tyre taking us to Mordor"

THE Ka 01-19-2005 07:48 AM

Elrond goes to camp...
 
Elrond: Ahh... Look Arwen! It's a picture of you as a wittle baby!!

*Slide Transition...Annoyed Arwen...

Elrond: And this is when...Ah! How did that get in there?!

Arwen laughs mockingly...

Arwen: What? Happy-Elven choir camp?...

Elrond: Shutup...Next slide!


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~Ka~

Boromir88 01-19-2005 07:54 AM

When greatly outnumbered Lord Elrond tries intimidation. grrrr

Meela 01-19-2005 08:38 AM

Tempers were frayed and competition became fierce when the Mount Doom store was down to its last packet of Mordor Muffins.

Or

Agent Elrond wished he hadn't fixed the Clone button so close to the Cheap Imitation Girly-Elves button.

Eomer of the Rohirrim 01-19-2005 08:50 AM

The moment to charge the enemy, an inopportune moment for a coughing fit.

The Only Real Estel 01-19-2005 09:38 AM

Elrond: "Yes, operator, it looks like we have a problem here. Get me through to Valinor so I can speak to the Valar, & quickly!...No I do not know the number!!"

Boromir88 01-19-2005 10:21 AM

Elrond forgot to take his Tums.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-19-2005 10:40 AM

Elrond stepps on a nail.

dancing spawn of ungoliant 01-19-2005 10:57 AM

Even back in the 1st Age, rush hours used to make people grumpy.

Gil-Galad 01-19-2005 12:01 PM

Elrond: They can take our lands no longer! we are sons of Scotland!

*everyone stops and looks at him*

Elrond: woops wrong movie...

Mithalwen 01-19-2005 12:49 PM

Elrond: Ok who stole my helmet?

Mithalwen 01-19-2005 12:51 PM

"I said ..'Cast it into the fiaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh" *dislocates jaw*

The Saucepan Man 01-19-2005 12:53 PM

Elf: Ooh, get him!
Other Elf: Oh I know, love. He looks so macho when he gets angry.

Ainaserkewen 01-19-2005 01:49 PM

"Gah! Gosh Darnit, I lost my helmet!"

*Elves snicker at his helmet hair.*

Esgallhugwen 01-19-2005 02:04 PM

When amateurs take pictures
 
Elrond: Get your hand out of the frame you ninny!

Formendacil 01-19-2005 02:32 PM

Elrond: "What do you mean being Gil-galad's herald prohibits me from wearing a helmet??? I'm his Heir! I need a helmet! You saw what happened to Anarion!"

Fordim Hedgethistle 01-19-2005 04:11 PM

Elrond: Fore!

Fingolfin II 01-19-2005 04:38 PM

The Mouth of Sauron will never insult Elrond's mother again.

Rilwen Gamgee 01-19-2005 04:43 PM

[Sauron picture]:

Sauron, trying out his new excercize routine; gettin' fit and groovin' to "The Supremes' GREATEST HITS!" CD.

[Elrond picture]:

Elrond attempts to remove a rather large chunk of lembas from his pre-battle meal that was still stuck in his teeth...

luthien-elvenprincess 01-19-2005 05:49 PM

Elrond: "I saaaid, hoos ya momma...huh...punk!"

The Only Real Estel 01-19-2005 06:45 PM

orc hecklers
 
Random Orc: "Hey eyebrows! I bet one day you'll have a Ranger for a son-in-law!"

Elrond: "I will NOT!!!"

The Elf-warrior 01-19-2005 06:46 PM

Saruman tries to escape Grima's ray gun by jumping into a makeshift space-time warp but fails.

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-19-2005 11:44 PM

"When Fathers Go Mad."
 
Elrond: ARAGOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!! Bring me back my daughter!

Allotheria 01-20-2005 04:05 AM

Elrond says....
 
"it Was Never This Chuffing Cold Filming Priscilla Queen Of The Pigging Desert!!!!!!" :d

Mithalwen 01-20-2005 07:56 AM

Elrond pic

Bored with making glowing swords, the elven craftsmen took up orthodontics..


and a couple for Brits


Elrond din't need a Reach toothbrush because he had a flip-top head

Elrond "TRIO!, treeeoh! I want a trio and I want one now.."

Maeggaladiel 01-20-2005 10:40 AM

Elrond: Hmm? *looks around* What the...ISILDUR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING MACHINE?!

Oddwen 01-20-2005 11:30 AM

The Sauron pic:

Sauron: Stop! In the name of love!


And the perennial Elrond pic:

Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disooooo-ooooo-ooorderrrrrr!

Mad Baggins 01-20-2005 04:28 PM

Sauron: Mommy says I have to hold someone's hand when we go into battle.

Elrond needs some Preparation H.

Fingolfin II 01-20-2005 05:45 PM

Arwen to Elrond: See dad? This is why I didn't tell you I was going out with Aragorn, you always overreact to things.

Gurthang 01-20-2005 08:56 PM

Elrond pic:

In the mad rush for the last piece of cheese, four people stepped on Lord Elrond's bad toe! Behold the power of Cheese. :D

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-21-2005 12:11 AM

Pre-Council night.
 
Elrond: What's with the bloody noise?! Some people are trying to get some beauty sleep here!

Lalwendė 01-21-2005 01:36 AM

The rivalry was so intense at the 1,231st Annual Elven Gurning Competition that Elrond was forced to bring along a contingent of personal bodyguards.

Lhunardawen 01-21-2005 04:29 AM

Poor Elrond
 
It's always a baaad idea to make Elves, even Half ones, perspire.


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