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Tuor in Gondolin 08-24-2006 09:25 AM

Fortunately, Eru wrote Saruman a "Dear Wizard"
letter in which he pointed out the logical flaw in
Saruman's threat. If Saruman
Quote:

'destroy(ed) all of Middle Earth' until he was taken seriously
then there wouldn't be any Middle-earth
to take him seriously. :)

Meneltarmacil 08-24-2006 10:12 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman caused Eru's head to explode somehow, which led to the annihilation of the entire universe.

High King Fingolfin 08-24-2006 12:08 PM

Fortunately, Eru was immune to Saruman's head-exploding powers.

Tuor in Gondolin 08-25-2006 09:53 AM

Unfortunately, Wormtongue wasn't, so in frustration
Saruman exploded him to Edoras, Minas Tirith, Bagend,
the Lonely Mountain, Mount Doom, etc. :eek:

Rikae 08-25-2006 01:45 PM

Fortunately, Wormtongue replaced his head with the palantir.

Rune Son of Bjarne 08-25-2006 02:00 PM

Nice to see you in this thread as well Rikae
 
Unfortunately, it tuned out not to be a Palantir, but some dirt pressed together in a ball.

Gil-Galad 08-25-2006 02:03 PM

Fortunately that was how the Palantirs were made

High King Fingolfin 08-26-2006 12:05 PM

Unfortunately the dirt didn't bond correctly into a Palantir.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-26-2006 12:11 PM

Fortunately, it still worked as a head repacement.

The 1,000 Reader 08-26-2006 12:26 PM

Unfortunately, they were actual severed heads that swore at people.

Tuor in Gondolin 08-28-2006 11:19 AM

Fortunately, they only swore in an obscure orcish dialect
which only Celebrian could understand (picked up during
her time with nassty orcsees).

The 1,000 Reader 08-28-2006 10:14 PM

Unfortunately, it made her relapse and she had to go back to the Valinor Institute of Trauma.

Tuor in Gondolin 08-29-2006 09:45 AM

Fortunately, Celebrian did so well at the Valinor Institute of Trauma
that she earned a doctorate in Psychology and Trauma Treatment
and began to treat Feanor.

Volo 08-29-2006 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, Feanor was mad and had rabies.

Meneltarmacil 08-29-2006 12:19 PM

Fortunately, so did the random werewolf that jumped out and ate him.

Gil-Galad 08-29-2006 01:11 PM

Unfortunately, they merged creating the super awesome power of Were-Feanor

High King Fingolfin 08-29-2006 03:41 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor became good and single-handedly carried Frodo to Mount Doom thereby destroying Sauron.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-30-2006 02:24 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Doom always seemed just out or reach... some how...

Glirdan 08-30-2006 07:18 AM

Fortunately, Mount Doom turned into Mount Zoom, zoomed all over the country and became in reach.

Meneltarmacil 08-30-2006 08:25 AM

Unfortunately, it ran over Frodo.

Boromir88 08-30-2006 08:43 AM

Fortunately, Frodo didn't have the Ring, the Eagle carrying Frodo did.

Meneltarmacil 08-30-2006 09:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/Zoom.jpg Vroom!

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom drove faster than the Eagle could fly.

Boromir88 08-30-2006 09:47 AM

Fortunately Mount Zoom wasn't paying attention to where it was going and ran head on into Minas Taxi.

Volo 08-30-2006 10:12 AM

Unfortunately (or really fortunately for some) Minas Taxi dodged Mount Zoom by just a few sentimeters.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-30-2006 10:19 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom rammed into Minas Taxi repeatedly because Sauron was drunk at the wheel.

The 1,000 Reader 08-30-2006 08:01 PM

Unfortunately (depending on who you are,) Both vehicles exploded, thus ending this too old and no longer funny running joke.

Gil-Galad 08-31-2006 01:22 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf ran by uncloaked again, but only to be mauled down by Were-Feanor the Forgotten, thus the people of M-E made Were-Feanor their new king after realsing them from the tryanny of Gandalf's uncloakness9and ending yet another runing joke)

Tuor in Gondolin 08-31-2006 10:07 AM

Unfortunately Were-Feanor the Forgotten hadn't forgotten
about Galadriel and threatened to lead a band of uberwargs
into Lorien if Galadriel didn't give him SIX!!!!!! strands of her hair
(and the directions to Gimli's abode). :eek:

Volo 08-31-2006 11:56 AM

Fortunately Galadriel shaved her head bare just yesterday, so Feanor retreated in disappointment.

Gil-Galad 08-31-2006 12:15 PM

Unfortunately not after Were-feanor mauled galadriel and celeborn out of randomness

THE Ka 08-31-2006 12:29 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf the uncloaker usurped the throne again, this time proving random efforts to brake all laws of physics and Eärendil's boat to crash, which caused the Were-Feanor to randomly fall into a blackhole and be torn into pieces, including those of Galadriel and Celeborn that were consumed in his maul...

~ Ka

Boromir88 08-31-2006 12:38 PM

Unfortunately as Alan Rickman came and said, "Existance functions under one principle: Eru is infallible. To prove Eru wrong would undo reality and everything that is. Up would become down, black would become white, existance would become nothingness. If Gandalf uncloaked again after the running joke had been decreed as 'ended' he would unmake the world."

Gil-Galad 08-31-2006 06:57 PM

Fortunately, do to the last post, the world was unmade and all that survived were some long running gags, if you will, such as Mutant-Dog, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the newly acclaimed were-Feanor, Mt. Zoom and any others i have missed

The 1,000 Reader 09-01-2006 12:33 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't uncloak fully, so the universe righted itself and all of the whored-out running gags were destroyed again, forcing new comedians to come up with their own skits.

Boromir88 09-01-2006 05:56 AM

Fortunately, that new comedian was Denethor...

Hookbill the Goomba 09-01-2006 06:50 AM

Unfortunately, the best thing he could come up with was a very large hat that tried to eat people. He called it 'Hattington Smithe".

Meneltarmacil 09-01-2006 07:11 AM

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog chewed the hat up.

Boromir88 09-01-2006 07:55 AM

unfortunately the hat had a silmaril in it and it turned the mutant-dog into a raging, unstoppable mutant dog.

Volo 09-01-2006 08:42 AM

Fortunately the raging unstoppable mutant dog became friends with Were-Feanor and they lived rabidly ever after. The end?

Meneltarmacil 09-01-2006 08:48 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli was still trying to find something to eat.


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