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Fingolfin II 01-07-2005 07:19 PM

Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of the all?

Mirror:.........

Oddwen 01-07-2005 08:00 PM

On a rather somber note.
 
When Boromir the Fair departed this Middle-earth, they Disco-ed in his memory.

Elennar Starfire 01-07-2005 08:58 PM

Galadriel: What do you mean there's a bird on my head?

Quote:

Actually, I heard that Utah has more LotR fans than any other state. Cool beans.
Really? That's spiff!

And Ka- I love Falco! *huggles*

Lhunardawen 01-08-2005 12:05 AM

Now this is creepy...
 
Galadriel is finally convinced to install lightning rods in Lothlorien.

dancing spawn of ungoliant 01-08-2005 03:44 AM

Galadriel got carried away by her title, the Lady of Light.

Boromir88 01-08-2005 06:12 AM

Get your Galadriel doll in stores now, with crazy, glow in the dark action.

luthien-elvenprincess 01-08-2005 09:52 AM

Galadriel participating in morning elven aerobic classes.
Stretch...stretch...no pain, no gain...release the inner you...feel the burn...feel the burn...

Celeborn walks in the room..."Galadriel, my dear, you look absolutely radiant this morning!" (moves in for a kiss :p )

The Saucepan Man 01-08-2005 10:49 AM

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.

The Only Real Estel 01-08-2005 11:12 AM

Frodo's suspicions that Galadriel wanted his Ring seemed to stem from the annoying fact that she always looked like a wraith in the Spirit World.

Mithalwen 01-08-2005 11:53 AM

Gandalf had developed a "Galadriel" Firework that he hoped would be a big seller.

Gurthang 01-08-2005 12:27 PM

The all new Time Freezer works on just about everything. Just look how it froze this elf in time! :eek:

THE Ka 01-08-2005 02:14 PM

Galadriel tries out for a Bowie music video...

or...

Galadriel proclaims to all that she is more glam than legolas.



~Hedwig Ka~

Fordim Hedgethistle 01-08-2005 03:00 PM

Galadriel:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how I’d become Sauron
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back, the One Ring
I just walked in to find you here, you terribly evil thing
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die.

Oh, no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give
And I, I will survive, I will survive....Hey, hey


*Chorus of Elves, Galadriel boogies*

It took all the strength I had, but you’re not my boss,
I can get along just fine even with your loss,
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself,
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
And you see me, somebody new,
I'm not that chained up little person still wanting you.
And so you felt like dropping in, and just expect me to be free,
But I’m gettin’ ready to sail west, and I’m gonna stay me.

Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die,

Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh as long as I now how to love, I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I will survive, I will survive...Oh
*Pause & Repeat*

With apologies to Gloria Gaynor.

Meela 01-08-2005 03:52 PM

Celeborn soon thought twice about confronting Galadriel over who really wore the trousers in the relationship... and he definitely knew not to borrow her hair extensions again without asking.

The Elf-warrior 01-08-2005 07:12 PM

Grima and Galadriel weigh in on the Balrog wing debate.
 
Grima: "Oh, it's not me who has banished all no-balrog-wingites from the Tolkien subculture, it's the Professor himself."

Galadriel freaks out when Frodo said Balrogs could fly.

Elennar Starfire 01-08-2005 07:25 PM

Ah, cloud pictures...

The Saucepan Man 01-08-2005 07:36 PM

Fordim, that was inspired! :D :D If I could rep you, I would ...

Celeborn: *Ulp!* Honestly, my love. There's nothing going on between us. I was only helping her with her ropework lessons ...

Oddwen 01-08-2005 09:10 PM

Gally: I caught a fish in the Mirrormere, and it was this big!

Lhunardawen 01-09-2005 12:23 AM

Galadriel succumbs to the dark...err...side.

Evisse the Blue 01-09-2005 08:50 AM

Galadriel: Turn on those damn lights!

(too much FX makes you short-sighted) :p

OR

When there was a power shortage in Lothlorien, the Elves had to exploit the abilities of their Lady of Light to the maximum. Unfortunately, after a couple of nights, she looked completely burnt out.

Esgallhugwen 01-09-2005 11:34 AM

Electro therapy didn't exactly help Galadriel's situation

Bęthberry 01-09-2005 12:17 PM

Gimli: All I wanted was to braid her hair like my beard.

Nimrodel_9 01-09-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.
Hee hee... potato. :)

Once again, the rabid fan-girl attacks.

elronds_daughter 01-09-2005 05:43 PM

Galadriel had finally had it with 'Celebore'

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-09-2005 07:29 PM

No Éowyn this time.
 
Galadriel: All shall love me and despair!

Gimli: But I already love you and despair!

Smart move, Gimli.

Gurthang 01-09-2005 07:32 PM

"Evil Dr. Frankenstein decided to try to use Galandriel for the energy source to give his moster life." (Mad Laughter in the background) :D

THE Ka 01-09-2005 07:56 PM

Where
 
Time for another picture, I was looing at off-scene shots and this cracked me up... Viggo's expression is priceless....

http://www.gryphonsmith.com/fileg/lo.../images/b5.jpg
I HATE you...

*Ka falls out of chair laughing

Gil-Galad 01-09-2005 08:04 PM

Boromir: "And then i said, Teals isn't a colour! ha ha ha ha!"

Aragorn: "man...when is he gonna die already...if only this weapon didn't cost a bunch of money, theres no way i'm repaying for it after stabbing him...*grumbles off*"

Gurthang 01-09-2005 08:13 PM

In a little down time, Viggo and Sean decide to do a little crocodile hunting to relieve stress.

Sean: (in a very fake Austrailian accent)"It's a gorgeous day for a little croc hunting. Anybody want to dive in a stir one up?" :rolleyes: :D

Elennar Starfire 01-09-2005 08:16 PM

Aragorn: *turns around* What the... There's a camera here!

Boromir: Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-09-2005 09:19 PM

Having read the TTT script . . .
 
Sean: Hehe. Aragorn falls off a cliff.

the phantom 01-09-2005 09:33 PM

Sean: Hey, Viggo! Check out the monitor. This camera angle makes me look like a hobbit next to you! :p

Viggo: That's nice, Sean. (grrr :mad:...big dummy's always getting us in trouble messing with the equipment)

the phantom 01-09-2005 09:38 PM

Sean: Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that he's the leading man but I get the awesome, glorious, heroic death scene at the end? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lalwendë 01-10-2005 05:46 AM

Aragorn vowed never to get into a rowing boat with Boromir ever again after his 'humorous' rocking of the craft in the middle of the local boating lake.

Hama Of The Riddermark 01-10-2005 07:04 AM

Unamused by Boromir's jokes about Arwen, Aragorn severed the rope holding the boat above the falls of Rauros.

The Saucepan Man 01-10-2005 08:05 AM

Aragorn: Bagsie the orange dinghy.

Bęthberry 01-10-2005 08:20 AM

Aragorn: I have to get that close to him? We have to share that small boat?

Fordim Hedgethistle 01-10-2005 08:59 AM

*Viggo reacts to a suggested plot change: Boromir gets turned into a hobbit by Galadriel*

Lalwendë 01-10-2005 09:33 AM

On the Gondor awayday, Boromir found himself laughing nervously as his team leader forced him into a leaky canoe while brandishing a threatening looking big stick.

The Elf-warrior 01-10-2005 12:05 PM

Viggo Mortensen was not amused by Sean Bean and John Rhys-Davis's smiling contest.


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