Yeh, I know; this one doesn't exactly belong here. It just made me think of custard, and I *snork* nearly laughed out loud! That would be bad, since there are six people sleeping only yards away from me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Beware the wrath of the ring wraiths!!! They hate it when you misspell their names!!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ 11:25 PM November 28, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

Wow, the most famous singer of all time and a great healer?

I've never heard that one before!

Clearly someone with an incisive mind. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Is this some sort of Elvish award? For Best Armor Designs or some such thing? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


As opposed to a Right-bearer I presume? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 12:19 PM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]

All I can say is, [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]!

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Riiiiiiight.......

Hey I said that. I meant it to be like Amen like you say after a prayer, but at the time i didnt know how to spell it the way i wanted. But it worked out for the best since it was in an article about evil. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I think that might be an intentional Freudian slip, Finwe. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Here's another:

Wow! The Ring really took its toll on poor Gollum, eh? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I try to be as nice as i can when i am explaining new things to my friends. When this is done by word of mouth, flaws can be fixed at that moment. But, since most of us are not a Bill Gates who can afford to have endless abilities hooked up to his computers typing will have to do. When this is done, flaws stay there. Winking at you in the eye. NEVER GOING AWAY...

for example, i was telling my friend or should i say recommending that he should visit www.barrowdowns.com. am i just not the little salesman? Anyway, the next day i asked him if he check it out. Apparently, he typed :

www.barroudoons.com

He then told me that i must of had a sick and twisted mind. Don't even ask me what in the name of Ra what was on that site.

Well, i had to write down the RIGHT spelling . Just incase he tried to go back to it again. Idon't know if he's seen it or not. Hope he does though...

And just for your entertainment, i'll even put down one that i typed. ( please don't send messages into my profile account.)

this is what the Ka siad at 2:30 in the morning in the chat room on the downs:

" Oh me? I'm a Speedo... Are you a Leo?"

yes. laugh. you evil monkeys. just laugh. don't tell me anything.

P.S. If you are wondering, or wnt to know what a speedo has to do with astrology, it doesn't. I am actually a Scorpio, and yes i am a hothead. Just a little one though...

Thanks Saucepan Man
I acutally put that through a spell check too.!!!!

Where did the Shire come from, anyway?

No offense to the Jews on this forum, but Israel is most definitely NOT India, and it will never be India. This person really did NOT do their homework. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

BTW, I'm not angry, just acrimoniously amused. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Indeed, very Elrong.

This was one of mine, as soon as i read it i spat coffee all over my keyboard, now i am telling myself i need more sleep!

Mutinated? Is that a new word? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Beleriand? Atlantis?? Waterworld???

Hmm... I didn't know that Fëanor was into agriculture. Oh well, that's one more thing that we can add to his list of accomplishments. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*bump*


Here's another!

As opposed to "Plus Tirith?" Is "Tirith" some sort of number or food item? Tell me precious, is it crunchable, is it tasty?

*snicker* If only my math teacher was a Lord of the Rings fan; of course, he'd probably talk about that one for hours on end and make really bad cracks about it. ex. "Is there a Divide Tirith? A Multiply Tirith? A Sin/Cos/Tan/ Tirith?" Oooh, this does NOT bear thinking about. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Anyway, I've seen this one and I don't think anyone's posted it yet:
"The Drean Fellowship"(name of a topic)
What exactly is a "drean?" [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:56 PM January 19, 2004: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

Since when was Frodo ever me?

Hmm... Treebread, eh? Is it some kind of Elvish food? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Yes, a combination of mutiny and mutated. Which is what Morgoth does.

Wait, that reminds me of "Minus Teeth" in ROEB2! Oh, the majestic cavities...

You and your nitpickiness(word in existence?)...do go on. You crack me up. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Since when was there a Lord of the Rings closet? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

And yet another:

Must we then tread lightly?

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:44 PM January 22, 2004: Message edited by: Kaiserin ]

I didn't know he could sing.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:53 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

Is that like Mini-Me? I suppose they come in maxis too?

I hope Mr. But listens well, whoever he is.

...So I guess I am a humans. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Might I recommend spell-check? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Goblins have Blog Spots now??!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I *snicker* can't believe *snicker* that someone could call the brilliant Viggo Mortensen, "veggo!!!!"

I'm back!!! Here's what I've found in my wanderings:

"BARROWWRIGHT" (yet another distortion)

"paracute"

"Innleeper"

"mug of hot tear"

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] The typo balrog strikes again! Annalaliath said "acutally" in her post!

~`Kate's`~

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:11 PM January 30, 2004: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

An' these...

Whatever...

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 12:21 PM January 31, 2004: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

I smell a secret identity!

Rolls are musical instruments? Since when?

Are they good at sewing?

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:16 PM February 01, 2004: Message edited by: Mad Baggins ]

hmm no comment required

Now that's interesting.

I'm sure that Denethor called Faramir a pansy many times, but I didn't know that he was actually gay! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I know Eowyn is a bit manly, but honestly!

Éowyn has this silly mental disease that a male tries to be a female, but with male tendencies.

Yes, it never makes sense...but you try suffering it.

EDIT: Just saw this...

Weird...

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 2:21 AM February 06, 2004: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

I saw this and knew I just HAD to post it.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:39 PM February 06, 2004: Message edited by: Memory of Trees ]

:eek:

*no comment*

Maybe not such a desirable goal after all?

Well, why don't you then?