Gandalf: I am Ungoliant who eats all the gravy... and is still hungry.

Saruman: I am a gigantic can of RAID.

Gandalf: I am the faulty valve on the can of RAID.

Saruman: I am the fact that a faulty valve may not really be a problem when it comes to getting the RAID out of the can. *boom* ;)

Gandalf: I am the police who say this thread has had too many explosions.

Saruman: I am the lawyer who argues that this thread is supposed to have explosions.

Gandalf: I am the ocean that drowned the lawyer.

Saruman: I am the well that traps the water. :p

Gandalf: I am the drought which causes the well to run dry and famine to strike the land.

Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, honey?
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, my babe?
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry,
Sit on the bank and cry, cry, cry,
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, babe?

*cough*

Saruman: I am the lone cloud the size of a hand on the horizon.

Gandalf: I am the wind that tears the cloud into oblivion!

Saruman: I am the conveniently placed warm front that prevents the wind from forming!

Gandalf: I am the cold back that cancels out the warm front. :p

Saruman: I am the stove fire that drives you out into the cold!

Gandalf: I am a bucket of water, that quenches the fire in the stove.

Saruman: "I am all this damned humidity, that dried up the water in your bucket."

Gandalf: I am the nearby spring that fills the bucket!

Saruman: I am said bucket which has a giant hole in it and therefor leaked all over the place.

Gandalf: I am the Patches the dog, who drank the water!

Saruman: I am the wizard who magic’s the dog away and then laughs! :smokin:

Gandalf: I am the white wizard who breaks your staff and therefor can't magic away the dog.

Saruman: I am the Blue Wizards who repair my staff!

Gandalf: "I am the purist, who points out that the Blue Wizards weren't around to repair any staffs." :p

Saruman: I'm a purist eating Orc!

Gandalf: .....eew. **cough** I am an orc-eating dragon. Ketchup, please, and lots of it.

Saruman: I am the diet that prevents the Dragon from eating.

Gandalf: I an the burger that entices the Dragon to quit his diet.

Saruman: I am the fat man who eats ALL the burgers.

Gandalf: I am the fat that the fat man intakes which makes him implode.

Saruman: I am the liposuction the fat man decides to get beforehand.

Gandalf: I am a bumbling surgeon who doesn't know the difference between a liposuction and a C-section.

Saruman: I am the blind ignorance that makes him go on with it anyway and get it right.

Gandalf: I am the child that was delivered by liposuction.

Saruman: I am the child that was deformed because of the liposuction.

Gandalf: I am the law suet that follows, leaving the child with enough funds to pay for plastic surgery.

Saruman: I am the studies that say meat fat is bad for you!

Gandalf: I am the large corporate meat producers that sue the people making the studies.
(Okay, seriously, there are way too many law suits in this thread.)

Saruman: **sigh** I am, once again, the ocean that swallows all the laywers.

Gandalf: I am the dam that blocks the water.

I spy...!
 

What DO I spy? A thread a cannot pass up!

SARUMAN: I am the ent that breaks yon dam to smithereens!

ps. I want to rep everyone that posted in this thread. ;)