But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep

Thinking him dead, the Dwarves could only weep
'Til Gandalf could take their noise no longer

So he took off his cloak to leave them 6" under
Leaving them all dumbfounded and dismayed

They could not bear to see it decayed
Any more than to Gandalf sans the cloak!

"Gaah! My eyes!" screamed a blinded bloke
"Put it back on before you kill us!"

"You pack of ushelesh diggersh,' cried the bilius
and gleaming Gandalf, "Pipe down!

For someone is about to drown!"
And all stood amazed and stared

At Gandalf's shaking staff, which now prepared
To unleash a flood throughout the house.

But he was then bitten by a small mouse
Named Jeffrey, who had a very special hat

That would turn him into a big, fat rat
If given the slightest provocation

Now Gandalf gave Jeffrey a citation
for interrupting his watery spell.

But Jeffrey did not like him well
He tripped Gandalf to his feet

While the Dwarves ran down the street
And laughed, as they took much gold

But it had not been legally sold
And they were arrested at the end of the road

and each turned to a big brown toad
and all the gold did scatter

And was followed by the patter
Of tiny feet running after it as it rolled away

and one followed a coin to a bay
In his luck he fell in

And did make a terribly awful din
and alerted the Nazgûl’s party

One uncannily gave a laugh quite hearty
and came on his horse of black

Just looking for a midnight snack
To go with his steaming cocoa

And on the side of his mug was the logo
"Today's the first day of the rest of your life"

Feeling depressed, he took out a knife
And ran, screaming, towards Frodo

Who was about to be dead as a dodo
When that knife went through his heart

quote:Feeling depressed, he took out a knife
And ran, screaming, towards Frodo

But it was a 'no go'
because Sam wore "Essence of Frodo perfume"

Until a thunderstorm began to start
And the knife went astray and hit...

some random rock and the sword split
and the wraith did fall back

Without a sword he would not attack,
And he reported the failure to Minas Mor-go

But they belived his story was all for show
for his sword shouldn't break so easily

Unless it were made of plastic, fake and measly.
So they rolled Minas Mor-go to the site to investigate

but it was very difficult in all his weight
and when they got there everyone was gone

But the Nazgul did find the Spanish King of Aragon.
They asked him if he knew of the shards of a plastic sword.

Note: Minas Mor-go is the name of Minas Morgul with wheels attached, along the same lines as Mount Zoom, Minas Taxi, etc.

But the King, with all these questions, was board
And he sent Minas Mor-go to find him some food

But Minas Mor-go found this rude
And disinclined to this request..

The King shouted, "But I'm your guest!
I tell you, Nazgul of Minas Mor-go, do as I say!"

But so dark were they, that it was night at day
So the King ran to the hills and hit in a hole

But was chased out by an unfriendly mole,
So the King tried his luck hiding in a murky bog.

But, there then attacked him, a giant Dog
Who was pet to Bombadill from the Downs

Who turned to the King with a mighty frown
And said, "What do you think you are doing?"

The King wiped his face from the dog's spewing.
"Trying to find some food worth eating!"

But Bombadill gave him a much-deserved beating
And then sang a song that later three hours