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Gil-Galad 06-24-2006 03:18 PM

Unfortunately she had multiple personalities and became rather pyscho from time to time

Brinniel 06-24-2006 08:01 PM

Fortunately, the penguins were able to escape from her and take refuge in Lorien.

aredhelthewhite 06-24-2006 09:02 PM

Unfortunately the penguins took over Lorien and something strange has happened to the elves...where have they gone? :p

Brinniel 06-24-2006 09:13 PM

Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli took over Lorien and killed all the penguins.

Beorn 06-24-2006 09:16 PM

Fourtunately Landroval was there to catch him after he was dropped

Rune Son of Bjarne 06-25-2006 12:48 AM

Continuing from Brinniel's post (not that it matters)
 
Unfortunately, nobody cared as there where this really cool party going on in Dunland.

Hookbill the Goomba 06-25-2006 02:35 AM

Fortunately, the 'cool' party was held in the Antarctic and included many Penguins

Meneltarmacil 06-25-2006 02:42 AM

Unfortunately, they were evil penguins and invaded Middle-Earth!

Thinlómien 06-25-2006 10:14 AM

Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge.

Gil-Galad 06-25-2006 07:20 PM

Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC)

Rune Son of Bjarne 06-25-2006 07:34 PM

Fortunately, he ran into Elrond the Swindler and not only did he give him his penguin army, but he also ended up owing him a pair of mithril socks and 10.000 barrels of snow.

Gil-Galad 06-26-2006 11:27 AM

Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ardpenguin.jpg

Hookbill the Goomba 06-26-2006 11:57 AM

Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move.

Brinniel 06-26-2006 01:00 PM

Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power.

Tuor in Gondolin 06-28-2006 09:10 AM

Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very
bad sense of direction and accidentally
killed himself when his mind power boomeranged. :eek:

Meneltarmacil 07-09-2006 01:01 PM

Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction that turned Arda into a giant cheeseburger.

Rune Son of Bjarne 07-10-2006 12:52 AM

fortunately it was a very delicious cheese burger

Hookbill the Goomba 07-10-2006 02:58 AM

Unfortunately, the only person big enough to eat it was Eru, and he was on a diet.

Tuor in Gondolin 07-10-2006 12:12 PM

Fortunately the giant cheeseburger was very well done,
so Eru used it as the basis for a new Middle-earth
(and one that was vera delicious).

Glirdan 07-10-2006 02:32 PM

Unfortunately, all the peoples, animals and beings of the new Arda ate the new Arda.

Rune Son of Bjarne 07-12-2006 02:16 AM

Fortunately, the new Arda regenerated.

Meneltarmacil 07-16-2006 07:02 PM

Unfortunately, the part that regenerated turned into a place full of evil dragons.

Gil-Galad 07-17-2006 06:53 AM

Fortunately, Good-Evil Dragon eaters also emerged and set the balance in order

Hookbill the Goomba 07-17-2006 06:58 AM

Unfortunately, The Good-Evil Dragon eaters became too fat and upset the balance quite literally.

Tuor in Gondolin 07-17-2006 12:44 PM

Fortunately the dragons joined Weight Watchers
and rereset the balance.

Glirdan 07-17-2006 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, this was all some wierd, messed up dream that Eru was having when he fell asleep half way through his favorite tv show, The Hottest Steward.

Meneltarmacil 07-17-2006 03:59 PM

Fortunately, everything in Middle-Earth was a lot better off in reality.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-18-2006 01:09 AM

Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished.

Tuor in Gondolin 07-19-2006 01:43 PM

Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a
controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and
told the current producers: "You're Fired!"

High King Fingolfin 07-19-2006 05:38 PM

Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise.

Meneltarmacil 07-19-2006 08:14 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on.

mark12_30 07-19-2006 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all.

Glirdan 07-19-2006 09:21 PM

Fortunately, Sam sat them all down and lectured them all on Frodo's actions.

Gil-Galad 07-20-2006 06:53 AM

Unfortunately nobody came cause that wasn't 'hip' and sam was a geek anyways so they made fun of him so Sam ran away to join with Johnny the Stinky Balrog

High King Fingolfin 07-20-2006 01:21 PM

Fortunately, the 'hip' Shire sub-culture changed to accomadate Sam.

Tuor in Gondolin 07-21-2006 08:53 AM

Unfortunately the 'hip' Shire sub-culture was taken in by
Lotho's idea of purchasing the Green Dragon and turning
it into a retro disco with Rosie as the lead attraction.

Meneltarmacil 07-21-2006 11:15 AM

Fortunately, this attracted Boromir the Disco King to the scene and he told everyone of Frodo and Sam's heroic deeds.

Glirdan 07-21-2006 11:57 AM

Unfortunately, this was impossible as Boromir was, by this time, dead.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-21-2006 11:58 AM

Fortunately, he was now a Barrow Wight.

High King Fingolfin 07-21-2006 12:16 PM

Unfortunately, he got lost on the way and ended up in the Barrow-Downs, where we all posted him out of existence.


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