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For this one:
Smiling's so over-rated sweety. Ok, well never mind, just don't read it. |
Can I do the next one? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif
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i'll take that as a yes http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif
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http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/hobbits.jpg
If u want me to remove it, just say the word [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
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A belated caption for the last picture (I was too tired to do it when I posted the picture):
"I AM the best actor to play Frodo and anyone who says otherwise is going DOWN!" Moving on: The Hobbits react with surprising recalcitrance when the Elves suggest that they take a bath. |
Sam: Frodo! Oh no! He's watching the Harry Potter movie!
Merry: Stop it, Frodo! Pippin: Don't look! Frodo: I can't help it. . . [ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] |
sam: oh god, frodo just ripped one.
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Fr0do+Merry: WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Sam: Heh? Pippin: I Hate them! They killed my father!!! Frodo+Merrry: No. They are your father Pippin: No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Sam: Heh? Ok, That was absolutely bad. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif |
Sam: That last beer and chili is making me dizzy....
Frodo: Muust......kiiill.....wraiths.... Pippin: Never eat beer and chili together Sam... ok, bad one [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] . Was just inspired by your Homer quote in your signature Anastasia (luv that episode [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ] |
Sam: *looking as if over glasses at Frodos hair* Dude, dont you know- blonde is soooo the new brown!
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Sam: Mr. Frodo, which way should we go?
Frodo: Oh Sam, my directional sword that Aragorn gave us says to go East. Merry: But MY directional sword points North. Pippin: Duh....where are we going again? F: East M: North S: Damn those cheap directional swords! |
that was HILARIOUS, Aman!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Mr. Frodo? Could you close your eyes a bit? You're making me dizzy Pippin: Maybe he doesn't want to close his eyes, Sammy! Frodo: Yeah! Sam: Don't call me Sammy! Merry: Okay, children, let's all settle down now Frodo: Who are you calling children? I'm older than you! *They start brandishing their sword around dangerously until Aragorn comes* Aragorn: Look, if you're gonna fight, fight right...*shows them how to fight* |
Sam: Woah, what is it?
Merry: They call it surround sound. Pippin: But wheres it coming from? Frodo: No one knows. |
Pippin: I think i'm gonna hurl...
Merry: I can't watch! Frodo: Neither can I. I'll just watch those Ringwraiths coming up over the ridge to stab me. Sam: A little Head and Shoulders would clear up that flake problem, Mr. Frodo |
so, Which camera are we using for this shot again?
Just noticed, what HAS happened to Merry's nostril? [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ] |
More TTT fun!!!
http://www.psy-strike.com/newline-threeriders.jpg Here's my caption... Aragorn: This journey is tireless... let's forget about the hobbits, they messed everything up anyway... Legolas: I feel sick... perhaps too much meade Gandalf: Oi! I can't believe I'm stuck with these two sex symbols! [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] |
Gandalf: "Yeesh, it is bright out here. I wish I had my hat. But the Balrog ate it.
Aragorn: "Sigh, I miss Arwen. I wish I was in Rivendell." Legolas: "You know what I miss? Barrel riding. When I was jsut a young elf, I used to ride barrels down the river from my father's dungeons." *nostalgic sigh* "This horse brings back such memories. I think I'll name it Barrel." Aragorn: "Well, it's a better name for a horse than Brego, at any rate." |
That's a good one!
GIMLI: Hmmff!!! You can hardly see me in this picture because the film promoters want all the girls to see the elf, not the dwarf... what's wrong with dwarves?? I think we're sexy enough! Instead I am here behind the elf while he gets all the flowers!!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
Poor Gimli!
Anyway... Shadowfax: These White horse: Guys Brown horse: Need Shadowfax: To White horse: Lose Brown horse: Some Shadowfax Weight. or WILD WILD WEST!!!!!!! |
Aragorn: ...So, a touch of grease in your hair, a crash diet for a mon- WHERE'S THE DWARF?!
Leggy: I...eh...might have dropped him some time ago... I thought i heard a thump behind us eh...heh..um... *giggles sheeepishly* Argorn: I dont think that will be necessary, çe la vie! Leggy: Yeh, I never liked him much anyway Aragorn: Me neither Gandalf the White: Ummm, guys he's behind you. L&A: Oh no he isn't G:Oh yes he is! L&A: Oh no he isn't Gimli: Oh yes I am! L&A: Ah. So good to see you gimli...heh...heh That was sooo bad.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
Legolas: My little pony
Legolas's horse stands on his 2 back legs, Legolas is unfortunately thrown off and he breaks quite a few bones. The horse runs away. |
Legolas: When was the last time you washed thoose boots Aragorn? God, they are dirty!
Aragorn: Why oh why did he come? Gandalf: This is going to be a long journey... [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ] |
Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction."
Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get your ears boxed, you know. If I remember rightly we need to turn right when we reach the rock that looks like a... Look! There it is! Legolas: That's a bush. Are you blind? I should have gone with Gimli: he may be walking, but at least he's going in the right direction. Aragorn: If you don't stop complaining I'll knock your block off, you great ponce. Legolas: Promises, promises. Anyway we wouldn't even be in this situation if this old fool had asked Éomer for directions. Gandalf: If you used your eyes half as much as your nagging tongue, we wouldn't have taken that wrong turn in the first place. Aragorn: (his voice dangerously calm) Which wrong turn is that, Mithrandir? Gandalf swallows nervously [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] |
Aragorn: What is that wisp of cloud I see in the distance?
Gandalf:umm...a wisp of cloud? Gimli: OH NO! ITS....FANGIRLS!!! Legolas: no its a wisp of cloud. no, wait a minute... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/outtahere.gif That was mega crappy... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
I'll do one now [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myself.jpg[/img] btw, the address of this pic is http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myse lf.jpg Sorry 4 the swear word, but thats what its called [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Pippin: Should we tell Gimli that his pants are ripped?
Merry: No way! He's got an axe. If Gimli gets embarrassed, you never know what he might do. Pippin: Ok, whatever you say. Look his undies have red hearts on them! *snickers* Gimli (thinking): I wish those hobbits would stop staring at me. It's really starting to creep me out. Ok, I hope that wasn't too weird. |
Gimli: And that, my young friends, is why cousins shouldn't marry.
Pippin: Ewww! I can't believe somebody's hands actually look like that! Gimli: Don't say that! He can't help his behavior problems, you know! Legolas: I heard that! THESE ARE ACRYLIC, YOU FOOLS! |
Gimli: "So, then, I said to Doc, 'If that idiot Sneezy sneezes on my one more time I'll make it so he sneezes out of his ears.' So Doc said, 'Would you rather share a bunk with Dopey?' And so I said, 'Listen, Doc, I share a bunk with nobody.' And so then Doc said, 'You're grumpier than Grumpy'. And so then I said..."
Pippin: "Does he ever shut up???" Merry: "What's this...it's a switch of some sort..." Gimli: "...And so then Doc said *static* Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it! *static* You're despicable! *static* Poised on the edge of the galaxy the evil Emperor Zurg *static* One night I dreamt I saw a faun, and lo, I was that faun! *static* beeeeeeeeeeeep *silence*." Merry: "There, just move the switch all the way over to the left and voila!" Pippin: "Ooooooohhh..." [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] |
Merry: "Uh, Gimli... I hate to tell you this. but there is a big spider crawling up your back..."
Pippin: "!" |
This may be a bit soon (feel free to keep posting captions for the last pic) but it's so funny I had to get it in:
http://wokkie.com/englanders/august2...g_up_again.jpg [ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] |
OH MY GOSH THAT IS SUCH A FREAKY PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/nut.gif
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *looks around* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -or- "If you want them, come and claim them" ok, that was truly and seriously lame, but i had to post on that great picture! |
look at my nails! you must look at my nails! MWAHAHAHA!
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Ouch! I zipped up my robe a little too fast...
(ha, ha, funny... not really [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) |
GIVE...ME...MY...COFFEE!!!
or NO...I...AM...THE...PRETTIEST! |
O gosh, that's one freaky pic. anyway here's mine.
"Wedgie!!!!" Ha ha, ok maybe that wasn't funny, but hey that's what my little brother looks like when he gets one. lol [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
"I want to suck your blood!" *director calls him aside and is shaken to find he is in error* "You mean to tell me this ISN'T a Hammer film?"
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GRRR!.......I.......NEED......MORE........GRRRRR!. .......FIBER!!
(for Saruman pic) [ October 23, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ] |
Is that MY eyeliner your wearing?!!!! Prepare to die!!(Saruman picture)
Stider is telling them of the nazgul... Sam: They can't hurt Mr. Frodo, can they!? (thinking to himself) They'll never get my Frodo. They'll have to answer to me first! Merry: You mean....they're dangerous???? (thinking to himself) Wow, I couldn't care less. Pippin: I have to pee. (thinking to himself) I have to pee. |
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