Legolas: "A ELBERETH! Have you seen the dandriff in your hair, Estel? It's like Caradhras!"

Now we know who drank all the ent-draught last night...

*That Dwarf just cut off my legs! Oh why did I make all those 'short jokes'?*

Legolas: What are you doing?

Aragorn: To find the Hobbits I must first think like a Hobbit... I'm hungry...
:smokin:

Legolas: That was a noble sacrifice, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Yeah, donating my shins to science probably wasn't my best idea, though. Arwen won't like hearing about the hobbit lasses that are hitting on me.

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Ooooo! Big, shiny, ball! We likes! We likes, precious!

Sorry, I typed in the wrong URL. Here is the REAL one. Thanks for pointing that out, Elronds_Daughter! I really need to get more sleep... :p

Aragorn: Sauron! Is that you??!?
Sauron: Yes, it's me.
Aragorn: Sorry, with that new shade of eyeshadow, I didn't recognize you.
Sauron: I've been getting that a lot....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...terlings_7.jpg

try this one...

The Easterlings go marching ten by ten...
 

Guy in front: Maybe if I hold my shield in front of me like this all day, nobody will notice I forgot my pants this morning...

Easterling in the far back: if this is the line for Mordor Smokies then why am i in battle armour...Sauron better not be tricking us again by like telling us those gondorians has the ketchup and won't share it...

Easterling: I've heard of 'public' transport, but this is ridiculous!

OR

An Easterling in the middle: And I thought I had the best costume for the fancy dress! But NO! Everyone copies me!

Event of the Age.
 

Once again there's an autumn sale at Gap of Rohan. This time the Easterlings have prepared better than last year.

Soldiers are people too, you know?
 

Easterling #1; "Blimey, it's hot today innit? And I've got a terrible rash on my leg too. That won't look pretty tonight."

Easterling #2; "Tell me about it. I've been having awful problems shaving recently, and my skin is in no condition to be out in the Sun all day. I need a good moisturiser."

Easterling #1: "I hear those Gondorians know their skincare products, we should ask them for some advice."

Easterling #2; "When? While we're killing them?

Easterling #2; "Oh, are we fighting today? I thought that was next Wednesday. But I've got so much on my mind right now, what with the kids starting school and all....


*Conversation goes on like this but it didn't make it to the theatrical release, unfortunately. The two soldiers got into a quite interesting discussion about why Oliphaunts have trunks. Peter Jackson decided to put it into the Extended Edition DVD instead.*

The armour dealer at the car boot sale was a happy man...

For Nimrodel_9's picture. (Did I see 10 captions for this? Hmm? Hmm!?!)

Aragorn: To be...or NOT to be!
Gimli: Aragorn? What are you doing?
Aragorn: Something is rotten in the state of Gondor!
Gimli: Okayyy...

There are better ways of commiting suicide . . .
 

Random Easterling waaay back: Uh, is this the line to Hogwarts?

Aragorn-Legolas pic:
No, Nilp. This is the evolution of the Homo sapiens species.
Aragorn and Legolas (in unison): Gimli's the missing link! :eek:

Aragorn with palantir pic:
Eye of Sauron: Look into my eyes and repeat after me...
Aragorn: Eyeses? But you has only one, precious!

OR

Barad-dur: Aaah!!! Give me back my eye!!!

OR

Aragorn: Guess I've got to stop thinking about this war too much. I'm beginning to look like Sauron.
Sauron: Guess I've got to stop thinking about this war too much. I'm beginning to look like Aragorn. I hope I don't smell like him, too.
Aragorn: I heard that.

Easterlings pic:
An early ending for the Lord of the Rings...
Frodo, hiding somewhere: Look! A parade! Let's join them!

Aragorn with palantir:

Aragorn: I bet I can break this open just by smashing it against my head!

OR

Aragorn: Look what this did to my thumb! Its all malformed!

Easterling Animatronic Robot #37-J: And plus I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

(100 points and a cookie to the first person who gets that. :D )

Would that happen to be a paranoid Easterling robot, Lachwen? ;)


Easterlings With Red Flags: "We are special! We are special!"

And if you get that, I'll shake your hand.

And Oddwen gets 100 points and a cookie(and is also my new favorite person). :D You want chocolate chip or gingersnap? :)

;d
 

*sigh* You'd better give me chocolate chips, because gingersnaps give me jaw cramps. And I'm depressed right now, because I know that the minute I push the submit reply button, it's going to sigh happily and I just can't stand it. Here I am, brain the size of a planet...

*hands you a chocolate chip cookie* That's too bad about jaw cramps, my grandmother makes the world's BEST gingersnaps. They're soft and chewy... :D

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... Life! Don't talk to me about life.

(we should probably stop before the Barrow-wight jumps on us for being off-topic. :rolleyes: To that end, here's a new picture:

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images.../7861_orig.jpg

Where's Walda? :D

OR

Rohirrim on the far left: Éothain, why in the name of all that's holy did you tie our horses' bridles together?!

OR

All Rohirrim, in unison: CHEESE!!!
Behold the power of cheese...

OR

The real "Banned from Argo" crew. (Another 100 points and a cookie for this one!)

Rohirum: Run away!

OR

The Orc on the far left thought he could blend in.

The RRMP Musical Ride

A jug of maple syrup to anyone who gets that!

The Redcoats aren't coming! OR, There has to be an easier way to get our man.

I see Fordim's jug of maple syrup and raise him a bushel of saskatoon berries. ;)

Extra in the centre making a very rude gesture; "Yuk, yuk! Do you think I'll get away with this?"

And stop talking about food, you are making me hungry! :(

The great polo tournament was held at Pelennor fields this year. Rohan was eager to start the games since their team was guite bitter after last year's silver. Previous tournaments took place in Dagorlad and Dead Marshes (where did you think those names came from?!).

Tut tut! It looks like rain!
(3 cookies, a bag of skittles, and a carrot for whoever gets that one)
Sorry, couldn`t help myself. ;)

Fourth rider from the left at the front: This isn't what I signed up for! I don't want to go into battle, 'specially against...that...look, bloody huge grey things...

Rohirrim in the lead: Anybody got a dime?! Somebody's gotta go back and get a [expletive deleted]-load of dimes!

Theoden: Last one in Minas tirith has to eat Aragorn’s trousers...
Rest of Rohirum: AAAAGH! (Dash off towards Minas Tirith at full pace)

Rohirrim (chanting):

"Hey, ho, to the battle we go, to kill off orcses and Eaterlings, yo!"

OR

"Hey, ho, hey, ho, it's off to war we go!"

No desserts provided to those who get those. :p

Gotta love those missing link captions! :D

Second horse from the left: (to the horse on the far left) Kiss me, you fool!

Fordim, that wouldn't be the Royal Rohirrim Mounted Police, would it?

And I believe saying "Tut-tut, it looks like rain" was Winnie-the-Pooh's strategy for tricking honeybees... (Why do I know these things?!?!)

You've got it Lachwen, I've left the maple syrup for you at the mushroom patch. You'll have to contact Bethberry about the Saskatoons.

Yay! 3 cookies, a bag of skittles, and a carrot for Lachwen! ;)

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You better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

Witch King: "Is it safe?"

A big bag of teeth-rotting candies to whoever catches that one.

"Please, Sir, may I have some more?" Oh, wait, no, wrong story. ;)

"Why do I always have to look scared? Can't I ever stand up to him?"