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Hookbill the Goomba 01-25-2006 12:35 AM

Fortunatley, Mount Zoom ran over him. :p

WaynetheGoblin 01-25-2006 06:19 AM

Unfortunatley he made a force field out of fire that saved him.

gralin musicteeth 01-25-2006 08:38 AM

Fortunately Johnny's wife showed up and scolded him for spoiling the party.

Roa_Aoife 01-25-2006 09:23 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that there were two stinky balrogs at the party.

Tuor of Gondolin 01-25-2006 09:29 AM

Fortunately the hostess found several
anti-stinky-balrog sprays
(mountain tunnel fresh) and used
them to good effect.

Valesse 01-25-2006 09:31 AM

Unfortunately they also contained aerosol.

Meneltarmacil 01-25-2006 12:15 PM

Fortunately, this was an environmentally-friendly type of aerosol.

Eonwe 01-25-2006 12:42 PM

Unfortuantley, some roudy Dwarves started a gasoline fight!

Tuor of Gondolin 01-25-2006 12:45 PM

But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these
excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron
so he left the party and set up a
rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction
with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out
had survived his dive into Mount Doom
wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the
aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant
by the Better Gondor Business Association
and employees aplenty from unemployed
Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves.

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-25-2006 07:39 PM

Unfortunately . . .
 
. . . the plant blew up, and Mordor became mountain tunnel fresh.

Glirdan 01-25-2006 09:09 PM

Fortunately, it was actually Numenor that blew up.

Farael 01-25-2006 09:12 PM

Unfortunately the term "blew up" is slightly miss used... as what happened is that it was blown upwards, out of the sea depths. How is this unfortunately, you say? that I do not know... which is quite unfortunate :D

Hookbill the Goomba 01-26-2006 12:43 AM

Fortunately, Mount Doom was left in tact with Sauron, Frodo and Sam alive. They drove over (In Mount Zoom) to Numenor for the party that King Elessar was holding and had a fun time.

Tuor of Gondolin 01-26-2006 07:13 AM

Unfortunately the party took a disquieting turn
when Arwen learned that Elessar had invited
his ex (Eowyn) to the party and a scene ensued
rivalling the "Cheers" Kelly/Emily fight.

Quote:

Cliff: Uh oh, looks like Woody's babes are comin' to blows.
Sam, Frasier, Cliff, Norm: CAT FIGHT. CAT FIGHT.
Kelly Gaines: You get outta my way right now or, so help me God, I'll... I'll hurt your feelings.
Emily: You do that and I'll hurt yours right back.
Frasier: KITTEN fight.
Sam, Norm, Cliff: KITTEN fight.
For more see:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/quotes

Boromir88 01-26-2006 07:26 AM

Fortunately both ladies agreed to settle it with a fight to the death, mudwrestling contest, to win Aragorn's heart.

Tuor of Gondolin 01-26-2006 07:51 AM

Unfortunately, the two ladies were shocked
when Belladonna Took and Lobelia S-B
demanded to make it a tag-team contest
(and while smaller, proved to be
both quicker and meaner then Eowyn and Arwen).

After all, consider what the S-B really refers to. :eek: :mad:

And remember "The umbrella is mightier than the sword!"

Boromir88 01-27-2006 05:34 PM

Fortunately the party turned into an all out moshpit, and though Belladona and Lobelia were fast, no one can avoid an all out moshpit.

Meneltarmacil 01-27-2006 05:45 PM

Unfortunately, while this was going on, everybody at the party/moshpit was captured by pirates.

Gil-Galad 01-27-2006 05:47 PM

fortunately the pirates in question were Partay pirates

Nogrod 01-27-2006 05:48 PM

Unfortunately this writer, who had not a faintest for what a "moshpit" is, was partly cleared by Meneltarmacil, and was able to form a repeat. So: better in the hands of the pirates' than in the hands of a Sackville-Baggins!

But as unfortunately, the next one had posted his unfortunately -message while this one was writing, and the whole stuff had to be turned over.

So:
Fortunately this writer couldn't undesrtand the main word-pun of this latter writer either... and the crowd were still on the pirate ship, alive and breathing.

But:

Unfortunately: There was no "part-ay" cabins available, and their reservations were declared worthless. So they would settle with a class D-cabins, under the waterline.

elronds_daughter 01-28-2006 08:04 AM

Fortunately, when the pirate ship turned upside-down, those class-D cabins were quite reversed!

Tuor in Gondolin 01-28-2006 10:04 AM

Unfortunately, by a strange time/movie warp, the
pirate ship became part of the Titanic and the
reversed Class-D cabins were kept up all night
by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend using an (ax?)
[hey, I didn't watch the movie 16 million times ]
trying to stop her boy toy from reaching the seafloor with the
Titanic. (This was before she dumped him for
the blond movie elf).

Meneltarmacil 01-28-2006 10:26 AM

Fortunately, the pirates made her walk the plank.

Glirdan 01-28-2006 10:37 AM

Unfortunately, there were sharks waiting for her.

Farael 01-28-2006 11:28 AM

Fortunately, they were vegan sharks.

Gil-Galad 01-28-2006 02:02 PM

Unfortunately they thought she was a vegetable

elronds_daughter 01-28-2006 05:52 PM

Fortunately, the vegetable they mistook her for was asparagus. And none of them liked asparagus.

Gil-Galad 01-28-2006 05:54 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did and ate her

Farael 01-28-2006 06:01 PM

Fortunately asparagus is one of the most poisonous vegetables known to man.... it tries to warn us with its foul taste yet somehow it seems no one listens!!... I'm rambling, what i meant to say is that the Balrog dropped dead

elronds_daughter 01-28-2006 06:01 PM

Unfortunately, none of this really matters.

Gil-Galad 01-28-2006 06:02 PM

unfortunately she wasn't actually asparagus, only looked like it, so johnny didn't die

elronds_daughter 01-28-2006 06:11 PM

(Also unfortunately, Gil cross-posted with my edit.)

Nilpaurion Felagund 01-29-2006 04:31 AM

Fortunately . . .
 
. . . everyone decided to start over.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-29-2006 07:01 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron and the witch-King got drunk and ran everyone over in the newly wheeled Barad-Dûr.

Glirdan 01-29-2006 08:10 AM

Fortunately, Barad-dur wasn't as dangerous as the newly wheeled Orthanc!! :eek:

Meneltarmacil 01-29-2006 08:20 AM

Unfortunately, all these wheeled structures ran over Frodo.

Roa_Aoife 01-29-2006 08:56 AM

Fortunately, Eru passed a decree eliminating all wheeled cities, towers, and volcanos from Middle Earth.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-29-2006 09:01 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron rebelled against the decree.

Glirdan 01-29-2006 10:51 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth, who turned good while thinking his punishment over in the Void, ordered Sauron to do as Eru said.

Boromir88 01-29-2006 10:59 AM

Unfortunately, whilst Morgoth turned good in the void, everyone knows that evil is more powerful than good...because the good are bound by a law to do the moral and "good" thing, while evil is not. So, long story short, Sauron smote Morgoth.


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