Gimli son of Glóin: Vertigo.
 

Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka Peak.
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.

And that is exactly why you should never listen to a Dwarf who wants to do a drinking competition on the top of a mountain.

Gimli:Is that a Taco Bell?

Legalos:No that's a subway

Gimli: Darn!!

Gimli: "Forget Merry and Pippin, let's go cruising for chicks!

So, anyone up for a new pic?

Alrighty then! Here's a new one!
http://alamo.nmsu.edu/~swebb/grima02.jpg
The Plumbing's Broken Again

What do you mean I die in Dune???

What the...!? Who was the last one who used the toilet?

Gríma: "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the fairest one of all?"

Mirror: "Galadriel."

Gríma: "What the...?? Uruks, bring me her heart!!"

or simply

Gríma looks into a mirror, any mirror.....

"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "

Think Finding Nemo.

*Grima watches in disgust as Saruman slobbers his way through a plate of spaghetti*

Wait a minute.......who decorated this room in pink!?

*thinks* Maybe if I look as pathetic as possible, Saruman'll go away...

Never call a dwarf Ma'am!

Grima walks into a Michael Jackson concert...
 

Grima: Wha...I have a twin? Or a clone? Or an imposter?
What the (censored)?

There were so many ents. They were everywhere. They were surounding us! I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

Hilarious! :D
Finding Nemo is a great movie.

Ooh, inspired...
 

G: Duhhhhhhh......

Or...

G: Go ahead. Make my day.

Grima: Theoden was up partying all night! Of course I look like I haven't slept!

***SPOLIER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ROTK***






























The REAL reason for Saruman's death...

Grima: What? Why would you eat all my cookies, Saruman??!!

I'm not getting that promotion?

Confusion
 

Hello. I've read a few posts here, but I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Could someone kindly explain? :D

~Nuinda

Wellcome to the Downs, Nuindacilien! Check out the first post on page one for the details on this thread.

And as for the picture:

Wait... so Eowyn doesn't like me?

Grima's recommended daily exercise for a new pathetic-looking you.

Grima: Look at what coffee did to me!.. Sniff.. Sniff..

Grima: Are you saying I've had two different colored eyes all this time?

Theoden: Whats this?

Grima: What those aren't my sports illustrated! Do I look like i like sports?!

Let this be a lesson to all of you males out there -- NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! you'll over do it every time, and won't get the right colors. just don't. it's not a pretty sight.

Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?

Grima: and I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling kids and that darn wizard!

http://www.filmhobbit.com/movierevie...fotr/fotr1.jpg

I think we need a new one...

Merry: I think Gimli ate all of the bean flavored lembas

Pip: I don't think Legolas will be very happy when he realises that Gimli has trimmed his hair with his axe....

*Awww! but Gimli, we want ice-cream!*

Merry and Pippin: "Are we there yet?"
Gimli: "For the hundreth time, NO!"
Pippin: "Oh. How about now?"
Gimli: "Aaarrrgh!!!"

Merry: Did you know that Gimli was wearing a hospital gown?
Pippin: I think I just lost my Lembas!

Merry: Gimli is it true you wear a wig?

Gimli: Thats absurd why would you think that?

Pippin: Legalas said it.

Gimli: That blasted elf, hes the one that wears a wig thats why his hair stays perfect!

Merry and Pippin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Pip: What's that on Gimli's back?
Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug.
Pip: Well go on and squash it then *Pip nudges Merry forward*
Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it!
Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either!
*They both look at one another*
In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec.

Yet another caption inspired by (that is nicked from) Monty Python's flying circus.

Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film!
Pippin: Middle Earth?
Gimli: No, the Middle of the film
Pippin: Oh right.

Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...

Merry: Tails!
*Pippin flips a coin, which lands tail-side up*
Pippin:*gulp* Say goodbye to them for me...