Legolas: AGH! OW!!!! *BEEEP* THAT WAS MY FINGER YOU HACKED OFF THAT JUST WENT FLYING OVER THE WALL, GIMLI!!! WHAT DID ARAGORN SAY ABOUT THAT AX?!

Legolas looks like he's just had a very strong drink :D

Legolas- GASP! I broke a NAIL! That *&%$@# orc made me break a nail!

*tsk* *tsk* Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Shoot, I didn't get here fast enough to do the obvious "I broke a nail" caption. :mad: Oh well, I've got one lined up in reserve.

Legolas: "Hey, you! Yeah that's right, I'm talking ta you punk! I know you've been stealing my raspberry shampo with the corresponding conditioner. Don't give me that confused 'What's he talking about' look, you know exactly what I'm talking about! Now hand it over, or I'm gonna give you a haircut down to your shoulders!!!!"

Legolas: Ugh! What is that?

Oh God! Oh God no! That's just....no! Wrong! Eugh!

Yes, dude! I'm prettier than you!

Legolas "Whooowwweeeee, what is that God aweful stench!!"
note:(I was going to make it Eru aweful stench but it didn't seem to work as nicely)
or
"ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word"

Does that make Legolas a Castrato singer??? Maybe that's why we never hear of any kids... :eek:

Saruman: "Ah, now for my daily milk and cookies." Wormtongue: "May I have some as well, my lord?" Saruman: "No, they are mine, all mine."

I imagine something like that

Grima: Master, you have a "Kick Me" sign on you back!

(Donated by the humorous Kathy who is sitting next to me)

Wormtongue: I think there's a wasp nesting in your hair, oh wise wizard. Don't move, I'll get it... *pulls out huge wasp-whacker*

muaha
 

Saruman: muahahahahahahaaaaa soon my evil plan will take effect, and i will be the most powerful ruler of all!!!!!!!! come, wormtounge! we must prepare for tonight!

Wormtounge: Why master?... what are we going to do tonight??...

Saruman: the same thing we do every night wormtounge, try to take over the world...

:smokin:

HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome! Another Pinky and the Brain fan!

Saruman: Wormtounge are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Wormtounge: I thinks so, my lord. But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Lol! :D

Saruman *through gritted teeth*: Worm! Did you mix up my hand lotion with the super glue again?

Wormtongue *guilty look*: I may have...

Saruman says ...
 

Saruman: Saruman says clasp your hands together.

Wormtongue: Like this, Master?

Saruman: Oh, why do I bother?

Saruman: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

Grima: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

Saruman: Ahh, now for a brisk poke with my Pokey Stick of Doom!

Grima: Er, would that be the stick I just stoked the fire with?

Ooh, Gimli... Pinky and the Brain! :D

Saruman: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...
Grima: *clap* *clap*

u guys are just gonna kafta see the attachment... sorry!!

...unless of course someone knows actually how to post this!!

MERRY "How many apples can i get for this?"

Bloody hands...
 

Theoden was glad of Merry's service and all, but the young Hobbit had cut his hands so badly whilst offering it that he was of no use in battle, or even to make the king a cup of tea.

Mwa ha haaa!
 

Merry- *thinking* Just one stab... no one is watching... Eowyn and Eomer are gone... I've changed Theoden's will... One quick stab and Rohan is mine!


Sorry, he just has this evil look on his face. Creepy.

You want me to WHAT?!

Merry: I'll sell you this sword it even makes Julian fries
Theoden: Good gracious what in Eru's name are Julian fries?
*Sam pops in*
Sam: Po-ta-toes!!

Heheh, Esgallhugwen. That was fun-ny.

Merry: *singing*Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword, wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword. There'd be no more crimes if everybody had a sword. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a swo-ord!

(The original title to this song is "wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun", I love Canadian comedic singers)

Merry couldn't quite get what Legolas was saying about the huge nail file he'd just presented the Hobbit with. Legolas had already been talking for four hours, and had only just got onto how to use it...

Merry: Will you get all the drama over with already? I'm losing blood.
PJ: That's the point, Dom.

Merry (showing his children his slideshow): And this is the time Aragorn showed me how to grease my hair with sword polish...

Just for the record, I found the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song for everybody...

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



To keep this vagualy on topic...

Merry: Must...keep...grinning. Camera...not...done...yet. Hands...hurt...really...bad...

Absolutely fantasic Feared Half-Elf! I love your signature.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...otk_army_1.jpg


[dramatic chord]
Gandalf: There he is!
Aragorn: Where? What, behind the rabbit?
Gandalf: It is the rabbit.
Aragorn: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
Gandalf: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Knight#2: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Gandalf: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Knight#2: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Gandalf: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
A guy goes to chop rabbits head off, gets killed by vicious rabbit [dramatic chord]
Aragorn: Dear Eru!
Knight#2: I done it again!
Gandalf: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same..... Aragorn: Oh, shut up!... Right!
KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
Aragorn: Run away! Run away!


*I changed some of the lines and got rid of others to try and shorten it up, enjoy!*

Soldier of Rohan: This haystack is mine! Mine, I tell you! And I shall fight to the death anyone who tries to take it off me!

The Rohirrim were getting suspicious of Gondor's method of drawing straws...

Well you see Lammoth, its just like the scene in the Holy grail movie, where their sort of semi-hiding behind a rocky/ bushy thing, waiting to attack. I was going to do the holy hand grenade, maybe that would have been more appropriate. Oh well.

Man of Rohan: "One small step for me, a giant leap for all of Rohan!"
Man of Gondor:*grumbling* "I would have been there first if I didn't get that blasted wedgy!"

Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
 

Eomer and company after killing the a rampaging Chia Pet that threatened the safety of Rohan.

"I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal..."

Thank you Esgallhugwen *Bows* I was having a mad hyper moment when I thought of it. I was in a very Monty Python mood, and had just watched the Holy Grail.


Gondorian soldier: I believe I can fly.... *jumps off grassy bank and falls on the floor. People in background laugh* Ouch.

For the Merry pic: 'No, really, what is this thing?

For the Gondorian soldiers pic:
Soldier no 1: Why have we stopped?
Soldier no 2: Dunno, mate, ask Aragorn.
Soldier no3: Aragorn, why have we stopped?
Aragorn: .....
Soldier no 4: I do believe he's gotten us lost.
Soldier no 3: Again?? We've been going in circles for ages! We'll never reach the Black Gate at this rate!

Hey, is it just me or this thread is too long? Maybe it's time for a new one?

Rohirrim soldier 1: Say cheese, people!
Rohirrim soldier 2: Do we have to?

Evisse, I did notice that the thread has been extremely long. Care to start a new one? Or maybe not...let's just wait a while. :)