But they were stolen by a swooping falcon
For Thorondor its master was really famished

So it was that the Hobbits were banished
For the King wished for a bacon sandwich

To get it he had to go to Greenwich
But was completely confused by the times

And even more by Big Ben's chimes
"What is going on?" quoth the King

But deafened by the large clocks ring
He could not hear the answer

Which was given to him by a dancer,
But what he thought she had said...

Was, "soon you'll be very dead!"
So he ran to Rivendel to sleep

but alas he fell in a bog which he tried to escape but it was too deep,
so he becan to wail a fearful cry

which caught the attention of a passerby,
the Worminghall Dragon, Chrysophylax,

Hungrily searching for some snacks.
He asked the king, "Do you have some food?"

But the Dragon was, in fact a robbing hood
Who stole the king's hat and all his cakes.

"That robbing hood dragon my cakes did take!"
cried the woebegone elven king to his talented wife

Who left the house wielding a knife
With which to kill said dragon

Who was sat drinking from a flagon
And selling all of Gandalf's belongings

"For a few of these so called shollings!"
Cried the dragon who was already drunk.

He was as drunk as an alcoholic skunk.
The king's wife then suddenly swung her weapon!

And so she brought it down upon
The big old Worm's head and face

Causing him to embrace
His mortality just as it ended.

But his Dragon scales defended
His life from an end most terrible

The chopping was most easily bearable.
The dragon struck back with a cloud of smoke.

But the they eye, the lady did poke
The Dragon with force and made him cry

Chrysophylax? Hmmm... :D
 

But suddenly on his back he felt a poke
He turned and saw an angry Kuruharan

:eek:

and won't stop no matter how hard he try
'til he was heard by an angry Kuruharan

...still have to fit him in somehow. :D

Who was trapped inside a watering can
So the Dragon rose and tried to leave

But Kuru tried to hang on to his sleeve
and brought the watering can along

Kuru sang a rather annoying song:
"My can and I are flying, tra-la-la-lally!"

The dragon swooped down into a valley
And knocked poor Kuru on the head

Dropping dragon tears, Chrysophylax pled,
"Please don't hurt me, what've I done to you?"

"Nothing." Answered the battered Kuru,
"It's what you did to my dad."

"You know your father was very bad"
Said the Dragon with memories horrid

"But I," said Dragon in a tone most florid,
"Will not hold it against him, nor you .... if-"

There was then, in his eye, some lemon jiff
That was squirted by a dwarf who was lost

The dwarf did squirt at great cost,
for the Dragon was not amused...

But, it seemed, Kuru was most bemused
And he struck at the Dwarf's hand and face

And the dwarf revealed his iron mace
And the battle of the ages soon ensued

Chrysophylax was in a dancing boxer's mood,
twisting and feinting away form Kuru's swing

But then he saw a very shiny thing
And wished to see it, being a Dragon

He peered down deep into the bracken
And now the dwarf saw his one chance

So while no one looked, he did a dance
But Kuru grew wrathful and ran away

leaving Chrysophylax alive for another day;
the hobbits cheered and Sauron wept