Fortunately Frodo had finally caught up, and neatly caught it...

unfortunately, he realized when he got the ring, that it was actually just a plastic replica of the one ring that came on a bookmark, and the real one ring, and gollum, were actually together away east somewhere, in Mirkwood.

Fortunately, the wood elves had captured him and taken the ring.

Unfortunatly Gollum got out by hopping in a barrel and floating toward Laketown.

Fortunatly, the elves still had the ring, and were on the way to Mount doom!

Unfortunatly a ring-wraithe diguissed as an elf was the one carrying the ring.

Fortunataly one of Gil's Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was strapped to his back.

Unfortunately Gil-Galad came and caught the ring as the Ring-Wraith headed into Frodo with one of my bombs on his back

Fortunately Frodo escaped with only a few minor injuries and came rushing after Gil.

Unfortunately those few minor injuries ended up on the bottom of Frodo's feet so he couldn't rush after Gil without being in horrible pain.

Fortunately Gil ran out of breath and had to stop for a second, so Frodo caught up.

(I just noticed, I am now a Ghost Prince of Cardolan! Yay! :D)
Nimmy ;)

Unfortunatly a tiger spontaneously came and gave Gil a ride.

(congrats Nim, I just became a Shade of Carn-Dum saturday ;) :smokin: )

Fortunately, the tiger stepped in a giant pothole and broke it's leg.

Unfortunately the tiger was winged.

Fortunately the Tiger was only winged if it turned into a Bear called Lazer Bear, with its hordes of monkies and its Canadian flag on its back...oh yeah and its Laser beam eyes, so totally awesome!

Unfortunately, it did turn into this Lazer Bear creature that Gil speaks of.

Fortunately the Lazer Bear was a moron and ran into the Sammath Naur and fell into the lava with the Ring.

Unfortunately, the Lazer Bear was also known by some eaters of Ichtho that when it met lava, it would turn into Lava Fishie the Wonderful Dancer of the Molten Twist and Eater of Sauron's Favorite Shinny Toy, thus saving the ring from yet another close encounter...

~ Don't ask me where that came from Ka

Fortunately the volcano erupted and the Lava Fishie flew through the air, landed in one of the few puddles in Mordor, and melted. Or dissolved. Whatever. :p

Unfortunately...Because it had eaten the ring, and now had dissolved, the Ring was lying in a puddle on the ground in Mordor where anything evil could easily pick it up and carry it away. :D

Fortunately Frodo took the Ring and went into Sammath Naur.

Unfortunately his knowledge of physical Geography was poor and he walked into Barad Dur, under the impression it was a volcano.

Fortunately it was Mardi Gras in Mordor, so everyone was drunk, including gandalf

Unfortunately, Frodo was sucked into a randomly appearing Black Hole Of Doom (tm).

Fortunatley that black hole was a Black-Time Hole and Frodo was transported to where the handsome Gil-Galad was walking in the woods...

Unfortunately, the 'Handsome' Gil-Galad in confronting the ring had a rather nasty breakout, causing frodo to escape from such a sight...


~ Just Ka...

Fortunately, Frodo fell through yet another time warp and came to Middle Earth again.

unfortunately it was during the Middle Earth dance-off...and Frodo got served by Legolas elvish hip-hop

Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came in first place and made Legolas so mad that in the midst of the ensuing slapfight, Frodo was able to sneak out the back way.

Unfortunately, Frodo took a wrong turn on his way out and ended up in Mordor again.

Fortunately, Frodo remembered that it was Mordor that he was intending to go to. i.e. to destroy the ring.

Unfortunately Frodo was taken captive by a band of hungry chipmunks.

Fortunately, they were scared away by the sight of Frodo's sword, Sting.

unfortunately Sting was scared away by the sight of the chipmunks, so the chipmunks came back.

Fortunately, Frodo happened to have a packet of nuts in his pocket, which he gave to the squirrels, and they hailed him as a god.

Unfortunately, these squirrels ritualistically sacrifice their gods.

Unfortunately Snaga was hunting chipmunks and saw Frodo.

Ha-Ha Elf warroir, we did it at the same time...

Fortunately Snaga saved Frodo from being sacrificed.....
Unfortunately, it was Snaga!

Fortunately as Snaga was about to kill Frodo he saw the error of his ways and gave Frodo a hug. :D

Unfortunately it was the hug of DOOM!!! ha ha ha yeah...