Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long

Fortunately, Eru saw that this side affect was a good thing and decided to make it permanent.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . it was all a crazy dream.

Fortunately, everyone had the same dream and decided to try and make it a reality.

Unfortunately, they couldnt because the giant squid said so

Fortunately, The Giant Squid only spoke Squid language and so no one could understand it.

Unfortunately, Ulmo had just published his book "How to learn Squid in 10 min," wich they all bought.

Fortunately the Giant Squid began to hear the call of some lovely lady Squid who wanted to mate.So the Giant Squid receaded into the sea,and forgot what he was enforcing!

Unfortunately, Giant Squid was considered a delicacy in Gondor and they took the squid back from the sea! :eek:

Fortunately, they didn't know how to properly cook Gaint Squid and everyone got food poisoning which lasted for weeks on end.

Unfortunately all the puking from the food poisoning over flowed out on to the surrounding vegitation and burned it all to a crisp! :eek:

Fortunately, most of the squid-eaters were (of course) hobbits and as we all know, hobbits can eat ANYTHING without getting sick.... therefore, there was not that much burned vegetation...

Once again...
 

Unfortunately, there was in fact a lot of burned vegetation, since THE DRAGON CAME!

Fortunately, everybody liked burned vegetation.

Unfortunately they didn't like it when they were sleeping cause THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT

Fortunately, Manwe decidet that there should be no more nights and therefor no more dragon

Unfortunately, the people of ME could not sleep, therefore they brought the Dragon back only so that the nights would be restaured by default

Fortunately, Varda got angry with Manwe and his descision to stop night because then no one could see the stars she created and she then decided to throw Manwe into the Void with his evil brother, MELKOR!!!!!!!! :eek:

Unfortunately she fell in too, tulkas forgot to pick up his health-weight-lifting bars wrappers again...

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Manwë caught her in his arms, and they went back to Eä--together.

*giggles*

Unfortunately, Melkor was already there writting his new album "why I am better"

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Melkor sang so badly, no one really understood what he said.

Unfortunately, people still liked it and bought it. He got so rich that he bought Arda.

Unfortunately, Eru fined him for trying to
change his music (the fine by a remarkable
coincidence equalling Melkor's fortune).

Fortunately, this was all just a really bad dream Eru was having and when he woke up, he went back to watching his soap opera's.

Unfortunately, the theme music to the soap opera's was all written by Melkor.

Fortunately (for music lovers) the producers
got Galadriel and Luthien to do a rewrite of the music.

Unfortunately, that was worse.

Fortunately, Hookbill was lying. The music was brilliant even better than the one of Melkor. (wich have a striking resemblance to Norwegian death metal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/Zoom.jpg Another Zoom post!

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Eru's TV anyway. :p

Fortunately, the TV was indestructable and all that happened was that Mount Zoom got a big hole in one of its tires.

Unfortunealty the Tv got stuck in Mt.Zoom and became its new tire

Fortunately, Mount Zoom pulled a Dr. Jackyl/Mister Hyde and turned back into Mount Doom.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . the reception on Mt. Doom was great, and Eru can still watch his soaps.

Unfortunately, Dr. Zaius came by and did some crazy tests and made Mt.Doom Mt.Zoom forever

Fortunately, the world ended at that very moment, rendering the eternal existance of Mt. Zoom's everlasting existance destroyed.

Unfortunately, the world had ended. :eek:

Fortunately, the world ending opens up a window for a different path in this thread. :D

Unfortunately nobody can realize it until they follow the path of Pepto Bismal, Mutant Dogs, Mt.Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Dr.Zaisus and every other crazy thing

Fortunately, seeing as a lot of them have treaded those paths, they decided to make a start right at the beginning again. :rolleyes: :D