Denethor: You think that's a big one? Wait till you see the next one...

Middle Earth Pyromaniacs Association's Employee of the Month (Denethor was very dissapointed)
or
Sauron forgets his chocolate chip brownies in the oven.

Sauron's birthday cake candles gone amok. This is what happens when you live for ages and ages! :eek:

Faramir: My lord, Osgiliath burns.

Denethor: It does?? Ooh! Let me see! *runs to Osgiliath, and sure enough, it's burning*


Or...

Denethor: You call this a bonfire?!

Denethor: See, and then you put on a little more gas, and fwoom! Fire ball!
Boromir: You're the best, Dad! You're the only dad I know who makes fire balls in the grill!

Remember Bill the Balrog?
 

Gandalf: That's what you get for not teaching the secrets of breakdancing to me!

Hmm...I guess lighting my pipe with a blowtorch was a bad idea after all!

Aragorn: BURN, ORC BURN! DOOM ON YOU! *yells out an elven war chant*

Legolas: BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN! BUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!

Gimli: WHOOOOO!

Boromir: Orc caught on fire, orc so on fire feeling HOT HOT HOT! Happy peoples all aound me singing HOT HOT HOT!

Gandalf: :eek: I'm surrounded by pyromaniacs.......

Woo hoo!
 

Announcer guy- Let's hear it for Boromir the Disco King! Special effects provided by Denethor!

Chorus-Burn, Borrie, Burn, DISCO INFERNO!
Burn, Borrie, Burn!

Denethor- I wanna wanna wanna burn!

(From my old sig) OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS GAVE DENETHOR A FLAME THROWER!?!?!

MAEG!
Feelin hot, hot, hot!

Of course I remember Bill the Balrog! Those were the days!
 

Gandalf's Mother: Now, Gandalf the Grey, what have I told you about playing rough with Bill?

Gandalf's mother. Now there's a scary thought. :eek:

Gandalf's mother???
 

Gandalf: But mum, he promised me he would teach me how to breakdance!

Gandalf's mother: I'll teach you, then.

Gandalf's mother breakdancing. Now that's a scarier thought. :)

Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, I am your mother! :eek:

Gandalf enters Rath Dinen to save Faramir, when...

Denethor suddenly pushes him from behind into the giant stove of the Stewards.

Gandalf: Augh! I'm burning! *dies*

Faramir: Thanks, dad. That wizard was really annoying me.

Gandalf: And then I say WHOOP there it is! WHOOP THERE IT IS! GO BALROG, GO BALROG! GET DIZZY! GET DIZZY! WHOOP! WHOOP! YEAH I SAY WHOOP!

Boromir: Pfft...amateurs.......*starts doing disco*

Crowd: DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Gimli: BOO! :P

*Crowd suddenly casts a spell on the other members of the Fellowship in retalliation against Gimli's remark, causing them all to breakdance*

Aragorn: :eek: What is this devilry?!

Legolas: Must.......stop........dancing..........hey, this is FUN.

Gimli: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Anti-Jackson cults have a little fun with the scripts.

*Pippen has a little too much fun when lighing the signal light thingies.(their name seems to have escaped me for the moment.)

*Balrog after his wip catches Gandalf and they fall:"Ha Ha You got punked!"

*What would happen if Galadriel looked into a fireplace instead of a birdbath.
Galadriel:"My hair! my hair! Celeborn! Put it out! Put it out!"

Denethor's 21st Birthday Party gone mad..... :eek:

Denethor learns how to breathe fire. Taught by Gandalf's breakdancing mother, of course!



My mind is warped. Please ignore me if I seem too weird.

Sauron: *licks finger and places it on his butt* ssss! (steaming sound)

what is with all the breakdancing???

It's an old Make Your Own Crazy Scene with Pics joke....
 

Gandalf perfects his recipe for orange swirl sherbet......

As to the breakdancing, see title of post. It started roughly with Saruman and Gandalf, and then the introduction of Bill the Balrog....

The rest of the fellowship besides Gandalf "Go Gandalf's mom, hey look she's burning up the room with those moves"
Frodo" hey what's that smell" *sniff sniff* "oh my god my fro is burning!!!"
Pippin "hey if you lose your fro can i call you baldo instead?"
Frodo punches him in the arm. Oh that Pippin always getting into trouble.

Vuelve, they are called beacons. :)

As for the picture...

The Fellowship in a fire-eating contest. It's Gandalf's turn, and unfortunately he just drank alcohol.

Nooo never, they're called flares! ;)

Hey can I add a pic? (five minutes later) ARGH :mad: sorry, can't get the regular picture thing to work...

Legolas: who the heck is that?

Boromir: I don't know, but this shot's going straight in the family album!

Legolas: oh yeah, like your dad really wants to see you hugging another guy...

Boromir: hey, shut up about my dad! He's a good dad. He's the only one I've got...

Legolas: I should think so!

Boromir: Legolas, your bow is poking me in the back...
Legolas: My bow is over there...
Boromir (suspiciosly): Did you take my Horn of Gondor again...?
Legolas: No... :rolleyes:
EEEEEW!!!!! Feeling slightly pervert here... :p

The Horror!
 

Glorfindel comes back with a vengeance and finds his first two victims.

OR

"D'aaaah! It's Gimli in a tutu!"

Aww, someone's giving the Disco King a great big hug!
 

Legolas: Should I be worried?
Boromir: Tee hee hee!

Legolas: I love you!

Boromir: I can't breathe...help...

or

Legolas: I love you!

Boromir: Forgot your contacts again, huh? I'm not your girlfriend.

Legolas: Borrie, don't look now but there's a crazed army of knife wielding fangirls glaring at you...
or
Legolas: *sniff* Heeey... That's MY shampoo!!!

Is this the real reason why Legolas never married?

Miriel Undomiel EEWWW thats gross :p (but hillarious! lol)

Boromir: Perhaps if i smile forcibly enough he'll go away...

Legolas: Hold still, while I practice the Heimlich maneuvre on you.
Boromir: Hehehehehe! Stop that, I'm ticklish!
OR
Legolas: Hold me, Bori, I'm scared!
Boromir(bursting into laughter): Geez, you're such a chicken!

Legolas: *whimper* I think my tail bone is broken*
Boromir: "weeee, that was fun lets do it again"
Legolas: *whimper*Whimper* I'm going to become a parapalegic if I keep this up

(sorry don't know if i spelled parapalegic right or not, my apologies) :p

Peregrin Took! The next time you pour gasoline on our campfire...

Denethor: Come, Duncan! To the Bonfire! (You have to have watched Last of the Mohicans and the extended TTT consecutively to get this one. Or have watched RotK in close proximity with Last of the Mohicans.)

Legolas: Gandalf! Why didn't you warn me before taking the pic? I haven't fixed my hair yet!

Boromir: (muttering) As if it makes a difference.

Legolas: I heard that! You're dead, dude!

Boromir: Help...can't breathe...

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/image.p...ine=1079476013


Aragorn: Loooook into my eyes, Eowyn.......*does creepy vampire-type hypnosis*

Aragorn: "Help me! I've shrunk!"

(No offence Amariden ;) )

legolas: Remember fierce gaze, fierce gaze!
Aragorn continues to stare at Elrond
Elrond(speaking in Elvish): why does he continue to stare at me with dis-respect, I'll chop his head off!

(hehe, the Rundown was a pretty good movie) :rolleyes:

Master Aragorn
 

Aragorn: Gotta practice using the Force...gotta practice using the Force...

*Aragorn is holding a picture of Rudy Gulliani in his hands and is slowly moving it in a circular motion; unfortunately we can't see this as his photo has been decapitated*

Aragorn (in a hypnotic voice) : "I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you! I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you!"

Sauron: "You are Rudy Gulliani, I will do as you command me."

Aragorn: "Really?"

Sauron: "No."

Aragorn: "D@mn."

For this one it helps if you've seen the episode of "The Simpsons" that I got the idea from.

Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I stare at Elrond long enough he won't notice me stealing his muffin. (Shouts) Yoink! *Snatches muffin and runs in the opposite direction very fast*

Another Simpsons joke...
 

Gorn (thinking): Maybe I should be a milkman!

Aragorn: *staring blankly* Wall... to... wall... shelves... of... Shieldmaidens... Gone... Wild.... I must be in heaven!