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Elu Ancalime 12-29-2005 06:52 PM

and unfortunatly pippen had already stolen Sauron's PIN and IP so he knew he would get an extra hard spanking.
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Meneltarmacil 12-29-2005 07:17 PM

Fortunately, all of this was corrected by a plot device involving a lot of duct tape.

Elu Ancalime 12-29-2005 07:26 PM

hee hee hee hee....that pippin
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Hookbill the Goomba 12-30-2005 06:19 AM

Unfortunately, the duct tape, due to a typing error, became Duck tape and everyone was confused at the quacking.

Rune Son of Bjarne 12-30-2005 12:00 PM

Fortunately, they were so thrilled by this new way of spelling Duck Tape, that they forgot all about the quacking.

Farael 12-30-2005 11:39 PM

Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

Hookbill the Goomba 12-31-2005 01:42 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy.

Farael 12-31-2005 01:51 AM

Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.

Nilpaurion Felagund 12-31-2005 06:26 AM

Fortunately . . .
 
. . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else.

(This should be 'unfortunately' . . . )

Meneltarmacil 12-31-2005 09:51 AM

Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him.

Hookbill the Goomba 12-31-2005 12:55 PM

Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape.

Glirdan 12-31-2005 06:47 PM

Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor.

Meneltarmacil 12-31-2005 08:03 PM

Fortunately, the trolls at the front stopped suddenly while everyone was moving rather fast, so they all fell over with a loud CRASH.

Farael 01-01-2006 12:23 AM

Unfortunately, Gondor had just purchased a new Anti-Fell-Beast-Defense-System (AFBDS) which crashed due to Y2K, showing one of the infamous blue screens.

The 1,000 Reader 01-01-2006 01:58 AM

Fortunately, the blue screen was so frightening that it drove all of Mordor's forces off of a cliff, killing them.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-01-2006 03:03 AM

Unfortunately, the Gondorians, seeing this, laughed to death.

Farael 01-01-2006 03:52 AM

Fortunately, without the two warring armies, Middle Earth actually became quite a cool place to be at.... somewhat like a big, rather HUGE, Shire.

Gil-Galad 01-01-2006 01:34 PM

Unfortunately this didn't work out and Hobbit Gangs emerged, into a grand gang war


East Farthing Dragons Vs. the Buckland Marauders and such

Rune Son of Bjarne 01-01-2006 02:12 PM

Fortunately, the only one that got hurt during these gang wars was a poodle that got a rather uncool hair cut.

(don't ask me how the poodle became a member of a Hobbit gang)

Farael 01-01-2006 02:37 PM

Unfortunately the poodle took a revenge bite at Pippin who was just walking by

Hookbill the Goomba 01-01-2006 02:56 PM

Fortunately, he was walking by a pit of lava and he moved just in time for the poodle to fall into it.

Farael 01-01-2006 03:03 PM

Unfortunately the poodle was the second-coming of The One Ring and as it was destroyed in the pit of lava, the pit blew up and started spreading lava all over the place.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-01-2006 03:16 PM

Fortunately, for dramatic effect, the lava went in super slow motion and everyone escaped in time for tea.

Meneltarmacil 01-01-2006 03:25 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava.

The 1,000 Reader 01-01-2006 06:13 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava.

Glirdan 01-01-2006 10:08 PM

Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-02-2006 03:51 AM

Fortunately, he was only one foot tall.

Meneltarmacil 01-02-2006 10:05 AM

Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet.

Naria 01-02-2006 04:23 PM

Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

Valier 01-02-2006 05:05 PM

Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was!

Rune Son of Bjarne 01-02-2006 05:08 PM

Fortunately, nobody cared as they were busy waching Gandalfs new and cool uncloacking act.

Eonwe 01-02-2006 05:32 PM

ick! um... : puking :

Fortunately, East Farthing Dragons were running a racket involving uncloaking wizards and threated to break gandalf's knee-caps!

malkatoj 01-02-2006 06:52 PM

Unfortunately, to do this, they had to (a) create a lot more wizards and (b) teach them ALL to uncloak. The horror, the horror!

Meneltarmacil 01-02-2006 08:17 PM

Fortunately, Saruman refused to go along with this and instead turned the East Farthing Dragons into big blobs of chocolate pudding.

Glirdan 01-02-2006 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!!

Elu Ancalime 01-02-2006 09:28 PM

But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power
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Nilpaurion Felagund 01-03-2006 08:49 AM

Unfortunately . . .
 
. . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-03-2006 08:52 AM

Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut.

Valier 01-03-2006 11:08 AM

Unfortunately the lasers were so strong that they started to come out their noses,causing everyone to have a sneezing attack and start burning random holes through things.

Hookbill the Goomba 01-03-2006 11:10 AM

Fortunately, they burned holes to other dimensions where everything was good and happy. And the Goodness and happiness spread to everyone and the lazars stopped. Even old Gandalf put his cloak back on and Mount Zoom had a bit of a break from repeatedly running a small orphan over.


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