Legolas: Guys, I hate to break your little camping party but it looks like it's gonna rain.

Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.:D

Yes! That's exactly how I look when I have one of my migraines :D

Thankies! Oddwen made it.

Legalas: "OK, guys, follow my lead..." (Begins dancing and singing) "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself about, that's what it's all about!"
"Aw-righty now, same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse--left foot now!

"You put your left foot in...(Looks behind him to see who is joining him)...uh, guys...hey where did everyone go?"

Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the rock.

Legolas: My hair! STYLIST!

Finally the orcs had perfected Legolas-baiting...they were burning a bottle of shampoo...

Orcs: Here Legsie Legsie Legsie.... Here boy! *wave shampoo bottles*

Legolas: *salivates* Is that Herbal Essences I see?

Leggy-O : "Nooo! They've got my hairbrush!!!"
(jumps down and starts running at them)
"Hang on, my precious, I'll save you!"

Legolas: The orcs have my hairbrush. I will not go get my hairbrush because the orcs will kill me first. I will not get my hairbrush. I will not get my hairbrush. *watches orcs a little longer* They have my shampoo too?!?!?! Hairbrush and Shampoo, here I come to save you!!!

Legolas *singing*: "The hiiiilllllsss are aliiive; with the sound of musiiiic!!"

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Haldir: Please...remove yourself...your stench hurts.

Haldir: Eeuurrgh! Just look at those filthy stains on my hand! When did you last wash this chainmail, luvvie?

The Embrace of Death...
 

Haldir: Look, my hand's dissolving.

(Aragorn and Haldir engaged in a Hug Collection Game)

Aragorn: Ha! I hugged you! I gain a point.
Haldir: Sorry, I hugged you back. That cancels it out.

Haldir *forgets his speech, so he creates a diversion, while he checks what he's written on his hand* Yo, Aragorn, my man *hugs* looks at palm, reads: "We have come to be your sacrificial lambs so you humans can win this battle." *blink blink*

well, Haldir is blonde...:D j/k. if you couldn't tell...;)

Haldir: "Yes, yes, I love you too 'Gorn. *looks at watch and mumbles - "Come on, come on, Battlestar Galactica is on in 5 minutes, can we hurry up?"

Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! *kills Aragorn*

Aragorn: And then *sniff, hiccup* ARWEN SAID IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE SWORD!!!!! :eek: BUT I CAN'T DO IT!!!! THAT SWORD'S SPECIAL!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!! *sobs*

Haldir: It's alright. Arwen's spoiled...she dosen't understand the importance of having a fine sword like that.....:rolleyes:

(and just for the heck of it, throw me into the mix!)

Amariden: Psst....Haldir, where do you get those swords and armor?! :D

:eek: WHOO! A STAR TREK FAN! WOOT! :D

Anyone remember this one?

Haldir: Ooh...manly grasp!

Happy death day to me!!! Now I sail to the Sea!!! (I wish.)

:D :D :D

I remember that one! Now let me see, uh, which idea of mine hasn't already been taken?

Aragorn: "I love you man!"

Haldir: "Whoa; that was unexpected, and very disturbing." *runs away screaming for his shrink*

Respiratory issues..
 

Haldir: HLLLLK! HRRRRK! Ara..Gorn!! Can't.. Breathe!... You're.. Choking... Me!!

OR

Haldir, thinking this a simple human gesture between friends, fails to notice the KILL ME sign that Aragorn hangs on his back.


The NEW AND IMPROVED
Maeggaladiel

Real women kill witch kings!:cool:

Haldir thinking to himself: Look, I have a hand!

Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir! *muffled from having to quickly finish off a huge chocolate creme filled doughnut*


Haldir: :D Hey that's wicked cool! You know Sindarin and I can speak whale....... *Everyone stares at Haldir and backs away*

Aragorn: :eek: Oy vey.......Legolas warned me about this but did I listen? No, I didn't.......:rolleyes:

Haldir: HEY YOU, THE UGLY MORDOR SCUM DOWN THERE! MOOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOGWWWAAAAAHHH H! Hmm...too much orca in that one.....

Haldir: Ah! Aragorn! You made me chip my nail!

What's this? Another new look??
 

*Haldir gives the thumb's up to his friends, having hugged the next king of Gondor!*

Aragorn whispering to Haldir: You know, this is the wrong scene. There aren't supposed to be any Elves at Helm's Deep.
Haldir: But it says right here on my hand... oh shoot.

Aragorn: *squeee!* you made it! It's so good to see you guys! *hugs*
*crack*
Haldir: ow... my rib...

Haldir: I didn't know you stole the Horn of Gondor from Boromir.

:smokin:

For all those VSD fans!

-pic's on page 6..I think.. ~Aragorn is reading "Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Hordes of Nasty, Smelly, Orcses"
-Haldir and Aragorn, both thinking: "Hmmn..You don't feel like a ghost.."

:D YAY!!! TREKKIES!! :D

Vuelve-Mythbusters rocks! I love that quote too :D

New picture!!!!
 

Come and get it!!!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Bad sunburn!

Guy inside sauron suit: *backing away from flames* they never told us about volcano interiors in stunt school... PJ CUT THE SCENE ALREADY!!!

"Aaaah! I over-roasted the stew again!"

*Pippin spills the orange juice*

what happens when you use benzine for perfume...

Oh Denethor, oh Denethor, your fireworks are such a bore.

Sauron: "Boy, it's cold in here" *shudders* turns up the heat, a huge lava belch errupts from Mount Doom*

Gandalf sees the belch "The Dark Lord is plotting his vengeance, we must prepare for war"

Frodo: "By the great Valar Sauron did you turn up the heat again?!"
Sauron: "yes, it was cold in here, do you have a problem with it?"

Sauron: I'M MELTING!!!:eek:

Hug-a-wizard!
 

Balrog: I love you, Gandalf. *hug*

:eek:

Uh oh...
 

Isildur microwaves an egg.

OR

An average day in Denethor's household.

OR

?!?!!? This isn't Osgilliath!!!


MAEG!!