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Farael 12-19-2005 03:50 PM

Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria

Eonwe 12-19-2005 04:30 PM

Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time.

Meneltarmacil 12-19-2005 06:12 PM

Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely

Farael 12-19-2005 06:24 PM

Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly

Glirdan 12-19-2005 09:18 PM

Fortunately, they were all dreaming.

elfearz1 12-19-2005 10:33 PM

unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea :eek:

WaynetheGoblin 12-20-2005 06:27 AM

Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out.

Glirdan 12-20-2005 09:30 PM

Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly.

Hookbill the Goomba 12-21-2005 12:43 AM

Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof.

Farael 12-21-2005 01:51 AM

Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.

Elu Ancalime 12-21-2005 09:19 AM

Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7.
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Captain Grishnahk 12-21-2005 12:36 PM

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since... ;)

Tuor of Gondolin 12-21-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since...
Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. :)

Hookbill the Goomba 12-21-2005 01:55 PM

Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel.

Eonwe 12-21-2005 03:55 PM

Excelent!
 
Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas! :eek:

Meneltarmacil 12-21-2005 04:10 PM

Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them.

Hookbill the Goomba 12-22-2005 03:42 AM

Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them.

Farael 12-22-2005 04:40 AM

Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.

Elu Ancalime 12-22-2005 01:13 PM

Unfortunatly Donkey Kong crushed his AK-47 between his fingers
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Hookbill the Goomba 12-22-2005 01:36 PM

Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas trampled them all.

Eonwe 12-22-2005 04:20 PM

Ah-ha! Mystery revealed!
 
Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith!

Elu Ancalime 12-22-2005 06:58 PM

Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith
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Rune Son of Bjarne 12-22-2005 07:18 PM

Unfortunatley, no body cared about Minas Tirith anymore, because of the "hit a dwarf and see if you can make him bleed contest" that was held at Gundabad.

Gil-Galad 12-22-2005 11:28 PM

Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal

The 1,000 Reader 12-24-2005 02:12 PM

Unfortunately, the war was still on.

Gil-Galad 12-24-2005 02:13 PM

Fortunately, nobody remembered that

Hookbill the Goomba 12-24-2005 02:47 PM

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too! :D

Meneltarmacil 12-24-2005 02:49 PM

Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.

EDIT: My 1100th post!

Eonwe 12-24-2005 02:55 PM

Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone!

Farael 12-24-2005 03:32 PM

Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.

Meneltarmacil 12-24-2005 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party.

Rune Son of Bjarne 12-24-2005 05:34 PM

Fortunately, the werewolves was killed by an angry dwarven hero.

Farael 12-24-2005 06:12 PM

Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two.

Edit: Not making fun of you Rune.... just enjoying my bragging rights (earned or not)

Eonwe 12-25-2005 08:45 AM

Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated.

Gil-Galad 12-25-2005 12:20 PM

Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street

Elu Ancalime 12-26-2005 10:26 AM

Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over.
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Nilpaurion Felagund 12-29-2005 03:38 AM

Unfortunately . . .
 
. . . the doughnuts ran away.

Eonwe 12-29-2005 05:47 AM

Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts!

Elu Ancalime 12-29-2005 09:39 AM

unfortunatly for the others, they were mushroom doughnuts, and mario and the hobbits ate them all.
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Boromir88 12-29-2005 09:46 AM

Fortunately someone had to pay for all these mushroom doughnuts, and when the hobbits' check bounced, SWAT (Sauron's wicked-:beep: trolls) plus Commando Ninja Wizards were after them.


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