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Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria
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Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time.
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Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely
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Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly
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Fortunately, they were all dreaming.
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unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea :eek:
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Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out.
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Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly.
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Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof.
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Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.
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Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7.
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Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since... ;)
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Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel.
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Excelent!
Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas! :eek:
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Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them.
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Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them.
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Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.
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Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas trampled them all.
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Ah-ha! Mystery revealed!
Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith!
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Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith
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Unfortunatley, no body cared about Minas Tirith anymore, because of the "hit a dwarf and see if you can make him bleed contest" that was held at Gundabad.
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Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal
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Unfortunately, the war was still on.
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Fortunately, nobody remembered that
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Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too! :D
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Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.
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Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone!
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Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.
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Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party.
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Fortunately, the werewolves was killed by an angry dwarven hero.
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Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two.
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Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated.
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Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street
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Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over.
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . the doughnuts ran away.
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Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts!
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unfortunatly for the others, they were mushroom doughnuts, and mario and the hobbits ate them all.
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Fortunately someone had to pay for all these mushroom doughnuts, and when the hobbits' check bounced, SWAT (Sauron's wicked-:beep: trolls) plus Commando Ninja Wizards were after them.
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