Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria

Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time.

Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely

Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly

Fortunately, they were all dreaming.

unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea :eek:

Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out.

Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly.

Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof.

Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.

Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7.
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Suzuki Intruder History

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since... ;)

Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. :)

Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel.

Excelent!
 

Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas! :eek:

Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them.

Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them.

Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.

Unfortunatly Donkey Kong crushed his AK-47 between his fingers
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Weed

Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas trampled them all.

Ah-ha! Mystery revealed!
 

Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith!

Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith
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Civic (Fifth Generation)

Unfortunatley, no body cared about Minas Tirith anymore, because of the "hit a dwarf and see if you can make him bleed contest" that was held at Gundabad.

Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal

Unfortunately, the war was still on.

Fortunately, nobody remembered that

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too! :D

Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.

EDIT: My 1100th post!

Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone!

Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.

Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party.

Fortunately, the werewolves was killed by an angry dwarven hero.

Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two.

Edit: Not making fun of you Rune.... just enjoying my bragging rights (earned or not)

Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated.

Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street

Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over.
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ELEMENT

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the doughnuts ran away.

Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts!

unfortunatly for the others, they were mushroom doughnuts, and mario and the hobbits ate them all.
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RAMBLER REBEL

Fortunately someone had to pay for all these mushroom doughnuts, and when the hobbits' check bounced, SWAT (Sauron's wicked-:beep: trolls) plus Commando Ninja Wizards were after them.