Unfortunately the original Mt. Doom was still there and Bart was not sure which of the two Mt. Dooms to climb

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog pointed out the correct one.

Unfortunately, he climbed the wrong mount doom, just because he could. :smokin:

Fortunately, the false Mount Doom was inhabitated by a friendly ogre who told Bart that he was on the wrong mountain.

Unfortunatley, this didn't stop him. in fact, he killed that friendly oger and continued on his merry way, just because he could!

Fortunately, he noticed that Sauron hadn't removed the wheels from Mount Doom yet and so he went to investigate.

Unfortunatly, he finds his butterfingers and tosses the ring aside. The ring magically floats all the way to the Misty Mountains...

"PRECIOUS!!!"

Fortunately, Gollum was bitten by a poisonous snake while he was reaching for the Ring.

Unfortunately, Gollum had already been bitten by this same snake, meaning he was now immune to it's poison.

Fortunately, he died at that precise minute.

unfortunatley, an orc-child picked it up at that exact second and slipped it on.

Fortunatly the orc child was afraid of intence weather and dark greyish conditions, took off the Ring and chunked it into a nearby river; not caring much for the scary thing.

Unfortunately, this started the whole epidemic "The Lord of The Rings" once again.

Fortunately, Gandalf stole Mount Zoom, picked up Frodo, and drove the mountain to where the Ring was in order to speed up the process of destroying it.

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive.

Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul. :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic.

Fortunatley, it was found out that the orc mechanic was not a member of a union and therefor he was killed with a hammer.

Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male
dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove
that women (orcs) can make a difference,
and undertook to finish her ex (deceased)
boyfriend's job.

Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too.

LOL!!!

Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over...

Fortunately, Frodo discovered that he had got some rope tied to his foot and he had been towing Mount Z/Doom along all this time.

Unfortunately, Frodo was actually Sauron in disguise.

Fortunatly Sauron did not know this.

Fortunately, the rope could not be broken or untied.

Unfortunately, Sauron (who i believe is currently disguised as Frodo) fastioned the rope into his most deadly weapon yet: the lasso!

Fortunately most of the Shire already that by holding your hand up at eye level you can easily stop a lasso-enduced attack.

Unfortunately Tom Bombadil did not know this and he was caught by the lasso.... and he had never been caught before so this first time was too terrible for him to endure and he run all the way to Valinor.... crying

Fortunately, Sauron was dragged along behind Tom (being still attached to the lasso) and Middle Earth was safe.

Unfortunatly Gandalf still thought Sauron to be Frodo, so he pulled Sauron, Tom, and evil back into Middle Earth.

Fortunatley, in Sauron's absence, Frodo had disguised himself as Sauron, and was ruling Mordor in a very orderly way.

Unfortunatly, Gandalf (still beleiving the disguised mayhem) thought Frodo to have turned evil, and abandoned the good side and became friends with Saruman because of Sauron's good deeds.

Fortunately, Radagast revealed himself as the
rightful leader of the Istari and got the blue
wizards to pack off Saruman and Gandalf
to Aman, where they were in sooo much trouble!

Unfortunately they escaped on Shadowfax and were gone from sight.

Fortunately Shadowfax, though fast, could not out run the Nazgul on their Fellbeasts (who had now suddenly turned good), and they scooped up Saruman and Gandalf to fly them to Aman.

Unfortunately the fell beasts got hungry and they started nibbling at Gandalf's leg to pass the time until supper.

Fortunately, Gandalf threatened to uncloak!

Very Unfortunately the fell beasts figured they'd get reach to better meat if he did, so told him they did not care.

Fortunately, Manwe decided to weld Gandalf's cloak to his skin.

Unfortunately, the welding process caused Gandalf to catch fire and burn to a crisp.