UNfortuantely, he tried to take it from some very hungry hobbits.

Fortunately Smaug showed up and the extremely hungry hobbits decided to have a Dragon roast.

Unfortunately, it was the dragon who was doing the roasting. Poor Hobbits...

Fortunately, this meant Gimli could eat unhindered.

Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the ultimate lifestyle change for a dwarf a week before and went level vegan.

Fortunately, that meant that he never took away the food from the hungry hobbits and therefore the hobbits were able to trick Smaug into joining them for dinner (and doing all the cooking) rather than having him roast them.

Unfortunately, the fell engine sounds of Mount Zoom boomed over the land and the smoke blinded them all!

Fortunately, the smoke cured the plague and all other illnesses in Middle Earth.

Unfortunately it did not help much those who had athsma.... but rather it made their life impossible!

Fortunatly, they were over populating Middle Earth anyway... and their deaths were not grieved. :eek:

Unfortunately, the Elves who died overcrowded the Halls of Mandos and he soon had to move out of his cool bachelor pad.

LOL @ Glirdan!!!

Fortunatly he was planning on moving anyway due to the rat problem...

Unfortunately, they were run over by Mount Zoom. It had got out of control and the Balrog who was trying to drive it was a bit drunk and was making his way towards the ring of doom to ''ave a woword withhh dat Mawnweee'' apparently.

Fortunatly, Manwe was bussy taking dancing lessons.

Unfortunately, his dance tutor quit as their feet kept getting stepped on.

Fortunatly, Dain the dwarf was giving lessons across the street.

Unfortunately, Mr Balrog was too drunk to notice and ran him over. Mount Zoom rampaged on!

Fortunately, due to continental drift, Mt. Doom
was
swallowed up in an earthquake and then
destroyed by molten lava.

Unfortunatley, it was fished out of teh magma by a multitude of fire pokemon to continue its headlong drive!

Fortunately, it was put on the wrong road and was headed for Mordor again.

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came along and knocked it off it's path.

Fortunately, mount zoom (would someone please tell me when this startet and why) was crushed into tiny bits by Scatha.

Unfortunately, Scatha felt remorseful afterward and put it together again.

Fortunately, the other orcs used it to run over the Pokemon who got into Middle-Earth since those freaky losers(the Pokemon) didn't belong.

Unfortunately, no one quite understood how Mount Zoom destroyed Mount Doom, as they were both the same thing. Mount Zoom basically being Mount Doom with wheels.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...mba/MtZoom.jpg

So in the end, everyone decided to go and have a little lie down.

Fortunatly, a few leages away: Turian the elf was starting out on an adventure, and was at the present walking down a peaceful road, thinking all was fine and dandy...

Sorry folks, I couldn't resist...
 

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him

Fortunatly Grishnahk was spared and he lept at Hookbill with his orcish axe in his hands.

wahtever! pokemon deserve to be in anything even half cool! (kidding of course ;) :smokin: )

Unfortunatley for Grishnahk, the pokemon came back on last time to rescue hookbill before departing forever to the pokemon havens.

Fortunately for Grisnakh his orcs nearby were celebrating
Festivus Day, and in the spirit of Festivus gave
a present of the pokemon (pokemons?) to Grisnakh
before they could get back to the pokemon havens.

Ha!
 

Unfortunately it was a GiggilyPuff Pokeman so he tossed it aside.

Fortunately, Gandalf arrived on the scene and everyone ran before he could uncloak!

Unfortunatley, most of them ran into mount zoom and met rather awkward end by drowning in molten stone.

Fortunately, the crafty dwarves had created Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent and all the dwarves lived, while everyone else died in the molten stone.

Unfortunately, the dwarves found that they were allergic to Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent.

Fortunately the allergy was not fatal.

Unfortunately, it was for Sauron. Sooo, he decided to change it's name to Mount Doom. It suits evil purposes better anyway.

Fortunately, Frodo was already climbing up Mount Doom with the Ring.

Unfortunately, Frodo developed a severe case of butter fingers (after eating several Butterfingers) and the ring slipped out of his fingers and down Mount Doom once more.

Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his missing Butterfingers, finds the One-ring and is on his way up Mt. Doom.