*splutter*

Oh! I dont know if you know, but that line was the last thing Aragorn's mother said to him before she died, so that either makes it rather twisted or doubly funny! Well done...Ack! I just spilt my drink everywhere!

EDIT: Drink spillage caused some minor typos..

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:16 PM December 24, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Don't worry, I knew exactly what that line meant and who said it in the Books. I remembered in the VSD of Aragorn that his Elvish isn't quite good, so I decided to play on that a bit. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ah, lol, Ok...yes, he had a bit of trouble with "Hannon lle", didnt he?!
Actually, does anyone know if Cassie Claire's working on any new VSD for TTT and ROTK..?

No idea. I'm sure you can email her and ask her though.

Aragorn as he's pulling out his sword:And I say,for the last time,Balrogs DO have wings....

*Falls over laughing*

Elrond: There IS no sword.

Aragonr: yes there is, i'm holding it.

Elrond: *sigh* didn't Legolas tell you anything?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ofaramir_1.jpg


Frodo: Oww, why did one of your men shoot me? All I said was I had to go to the little Hobbit's room!

Faramir: I am so sorry

yes little hobbit's room sounds kinda gay but I'm trying to make it a bit more funny [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

or
Frodo: you broke my hand!, what did I ever do to you?!

*(doesn't it really look like Elijah (Frodo) is in pain? wonder what happened)

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 12:00 AM January 04, 2004: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

Frodo: Wait, I...I think I'm going to be sick! You have to let me go!

Faramir: Aww, come on Frodo! You tried that one twenty minutes ago. We are going to Gondor, so quit playing around!

Frodo: Uhhh, the ring! I think the ring is going to be sick! You have to let me go!

Faramir: *rolls eyes* Get going!

Frodo: Ow! Crap! Stupid dime-store Phial shattered in my hand!

Sam (off of the camera): Oh Mr. Frodo! Let me get you a Band-Aid! Oh wait, we aren't supposed to have Band-Aids, are we?

Faramir: SPARKLIES!!!!! *stares at the shards of the Phial stabbing Frodo's hand*

frodo: stupid push pop! they always get stuck on my hand!

faramir: ooh, push pop! can i have it?

Frodo(scratching through skin and muscles): Must get stupid flea out...
Faramir: Doesn't that hurt?

---------or---------
Frodo: Augh! You slashed my wrist!
Faramir(looks concerned): Are you all right? (thinks) Damn, I missed!

-&gt;Elenrod

Frodo: But, but, we gotta stop! I got a really bad splinter!
Faramir: Look, just get moving-
Frodo: No, I'm serious this time! It huuuuurts!!!
Faramir: Would you like me to get it out with the tip of my sword?
Frodo: I'll keep moving, I'll keep moving. &lt;mutters&gt; Faramir's a big bully. I'm gonna tell Sam on him.

Faramir: Look Frodo! It's just a scorpion bite! I swear, you are such a baby.

Frodo: *sniffle* but all I have is 3 pennies...

Faramir: look... if it means that much to you, I'll lend you the rest. Now go and get the darned balloon, and let's get moving!

For the Aragorn/Elrond one:

Elrond: The time has come for the killing of the ki- wait, what the he--y?!... where did that come in? *takes out script and flips through some pages*

Aragorn: Killing of the whaa? wait, wait, wait, wait... was there a rewrite? *snatches script* killing of the king? when did that come in? WRITERS!!!


For the Faramir/Frodo one:

Frodo: Ow!!! Papercut! Dude, Fammy, why did you have to give me those legal documents to sign saying that I will look over Gollum?! OWW!!!!

Faramir: ooh, Im sorry. erm... *rushes around* let me get you something... erm... does anyone have a band-aid?!

Meela, that three pennies thing killed me! Thanks!! Okay, here's my attempt.

Where Will You Be When Your Laxative Starts Working?

Or...

Frodo: Oh goodness!! What is this round shiney thing???!? TELL ME!!!

Faramir: Errr...that's the One Ring...Frodo are you alright?

Frodo: It's stuck! I can't get it off! Help Me! Sam! Where's Sam?

Faramir: What's stuck? I can help!

Guy in the background: Never seen a Chinese Finger trap before, eh? *snickers*

Faramir:Look Frodo,I told you if you put your hand through the fence that dog would bite you.

or..

Faramir:Look!It's not my fault that PJ totally rewrote my script and forced me to stick that dagger through your hand..Honestly!!

Meh,not my funniest.But it will do till I think of something funnier.

Frodo: *in suitably whiny voice* Owww! Paper cut!

Faramir: Awww, did the wickle hobbit hurt his pinkie? Does he want a pwaster?

Frodo: *glare*

Faramir: I can't have that donut?
Frodo: *snaps* No! *Under breath* hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe, all part of my plan to make him eat cabbage...

Frodo: *sniff* But I've always wanted to see Osgiliath.

Faramir: OK, Frodo, stop your crying. I'll take you there, if that's what you really want.

Now that explains a lot. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Frodo-Faramir! If you really wanted the Ring, you could have asked befor stabbing me!
Faramir-Sorry.(to himself)Stupid hobbit. You're suppose to die!

Man, everybody did the obvious "paper cut" one. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Oh well.

Frodo: "Ow! The Ring burned me!"

Faramir: "Ring?"

Frodo: "Did I say ring? I meant bing, as in 'Bing' cherries which Sam made a tasty cobbler out of. Would you like some?"

Faramir: "Uh...sure."

Frodo(thinks): "Man, that was close!"

Faramir(thinks): "I know you said ring you stinkin' midget, and I'm gonna figure out why you think it's so important."

Faramir: Hey Frodo, I'll trade you my bow for the -
Frodo: No! It has to be destroyed, don't you see?
Faramir: But I would destroy it...
Frodo: This task was appointed to me!
Man in the back: Relax you two, it's just chocolate!
Frodo and Faramir: But it's the last piece!

ok, not funny, but all I could think of was food...
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Frodo: *picks up large beetle* Hello there little fella! Well, aren't you the cutest little...AHH! TEETH!

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 8:26 PM January 15, 2004: Message edited by: Mad Baggins ]

well here you guys go, you little brats...
this is who i like, and why. you can make fun of me as much as you want. But, i'll still have my sanity. Wait a minute, let me check, no.nope. i don't have that anymore.
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images...emptedcopy.jpg

the ka (to herself): Yah, i like him. He doesn't sound all that evil... at least he's not Denethor... sorry Meela, Denethor's sanity is like a deer in the headlights... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
i wonder how he'd look in a leezer suit?

Peter Jackson: Sean! You may have the power to make your speech appear in white letters on my screen but would you PLEASE say the right lines!

For the Frodo one:

Frodo: AGH! Dropped my lighter...

PJ: ORLANDO! WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT EDITING SUBTITLES?!

Orlando: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Bwahahahahaaaa! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Tour Guide: And here we have Boromir, son of Denethor...blah blah blah.....

Random girl: Oooooh....shiny...and evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Airihiriel!!!!!!!! You're back! Well, you were 12 days ago anyway...

Boromir: You like Boromir when he is tempted....what? I thought the Ring was supposed to have the Black Speech on it?

Gandalf: It does, fool of a Stewardson. It is the Black Speech of the Fangirl-quiz makers.

All: Gasp!

Or...

B: Hmm, would this go better with my gold leisure suit, or my silver?

For the Frodo-Faramir pic:

Faramir: But you told me the Ring was stuck!

Frodo: Yes, I did, but I didn't ask you to cut it off!

Soldier at the back: So what is that gangrel creature supposed to bite off now?

Boromir: Ooooo! Can I eat it?

For Boromir:

The Ring talking: You are getting sleepy...very sleepy.

Boromir: Drools

OK that was lame. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Please guys when Boromir reaches ten captions please wait for me to post for I have one that we can really have fun with. Or at least 'I' think so. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ok before this thread gets lost in a bottomless hole I am just going to go ahead and post a new picture. Here is the one I have been saving for a while. Enjoy! (Sorry you have to click on a link but the url on my image host are so long that this site will not read them.)

****ELROND FROM ROTK**** &lt;--------CLICK HERE!!!!

Here is the caption:

Trip to the very top of Minas Tirith - 500 gold pieces

Sedative for Glorfindel’s fear of heights - 50 gold pieces

New white tuxedo for you and a wedding dress for your daughter, each with tiaras to match - 6000 gold pieces

Getting everyone to think you’re smiling for the happy couple, when in fact you are gleefully plotting against your new son-in-law - Priceless

There are some things money can buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. Wielded by all, even Elf Lords.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 5:01 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

New robes for your entire household: 1000 gold pieces

Matching tiaras for your entire household: 2000 gold pieces

Watching your son-in-law snog your daughter without realizing that you switched her lipstick with Super-Glue: Priceless.

Elrond: Must...not...sneeze...

Elf behind Elrond: *thinks* He never remembers his allergy medication...Hah!

Elrond: So.....much....pipe-weed!
-or-
That elf beside him: I'm just closing my eyes so I won't get them gouged out by the inevitable wave of arrows that's gonna come flying at that smile.
-or-
Elrond: Blasted facial contortions! That's the last time I let Thranduil do my make-up!

Ary: Aw, come on, lemmee take a picture!

Arwen: Smile, daddy!

Elrond: *smiles* (I'm going to kill you, Estel..)

*CLICK*

(Bob just kinda snuck into the pic, & the Gondor guy? ..One too many ales?)