Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe

Unfortunately, everyone thought Yvanna did a much better job than Manwe, and massive strikes were held.

Fortunatley, she didn't to a better job. the people soon reallized this and tulkas continued his resting.

Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice.

Fortunately (for Yvanna) it was found that Tulkas had either killed or driven to the sea many UNDERAGED LICE and therefore he was chained too, keeping Yvanna company

Unfortunately, Eru was very upset with Manwe and he chained Manwe along side Tulkas and Yavanna and trust me, they were able to hurt him, real badly. :D

GAAA!! It's not supposed to work that way!! :cool:

Fortunatley, Eur realized that the only real problem was the renegade Yvanna, so he freed Manwe and Tulkas.

Unfortunately, Manwe was already mad at Tulkas and they fought endlessly, destroying The Shire in one of their battles and Rivendel in another.

Fortunately, Nienna wept over the ruined Shire and ruined Rivendell and her tears restored both places to exaclty how they were before they were destroyed.

Unfortunately, she wept so much she caused a flood.

Fortunatley, the flood was just in time to wipe out an army of goblins riding on wargs.

Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was endangered.

Fortunatley, nobody cared exept for one little orc.

Unfortunately, that little orc was so obsessed about it, he became the new Dark Lord just to smite everyone else.

Fortunately, that little orc fought in Moria and got killked by Sam and his frying pan.

Unfortunately the orc became reincarnatd has a Balrog

Fortunately, the Orc in the midst of reincarnation spent many a days speaking to Eru and saw the error of his ways. So, when reincarnated as a Balrog he was a good balrog.

Unfortunately, the good Balrog got killed by an evil cookie.

Fortunately, everyone was being so good, that Eru thought they deserved a cookie. So, he broke the giant cookie into pieces for all the good people.

I did not say it was giant !
 

Unfortunately, there was now thousands of evil cookies instead of one and they all startet killing all good people.

Fortunately Sam found out that they might be evil but they were also.... edible!!!

Unfortunately, Sam was choking cause there was no milk.

Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed!

Unfortunately, Tulkas' laugh was his greatest and most powerful song of destruction

Fortunatley, it was aimed (if you can aim a song!) at the band of evil cookies ravaging the countryside.

unfortunately it missed and hit Mt.Zoom that was driving in the country side, and that exploded with pepto bismal everywhere and wiped out the ladn! including the alien dog... johnny... and any one else that i've missed

Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth.

Unfortunately, it all does. Poor Johnny, and Mt. Zoom with all it's pepto bismal spilt all over the place. :(

Fortunately, the fact that it is believed that all those things belonged to middle earth and at the same time it is believed that all those things did NOT belong to middle earth caused such a complex confusion that the whole universe decided to re-boot, starting from scratch again.

Unfortuantely, that meant all Eru's data was lost, had that hacked him off.

Fortunately, Captain Kirk had saved a copy of the data in the Enterprise's computer and gave it back to Eru, restoring Middle-Earth.

Unfortunately, Eru stopped trusting Captain Kirk after losing a poker game to him and destroyed the Enterprise, along with the data disk.

Fortunately, that was the evil Captain Kirk in
an alternate universe (Eru being in on that
universe's coup plan by its Mr. Spock).

Unfortunatley, talk of alternate universes made everyone's heads swim - to Valinor! :smokin:

Fortunately, they were instantly teleported back to Middle-Earth.

Unfortunately, Middle Earth was a land full of Leprechauns, and Unicorns, and all the Greek Myth creatures( as wel las Norse, and Eygptian)

Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth".

Unfortuantley, nobody could make out why it was unfortunatle that the mall was filled with Leprechauns and Unicorns, not to mention crazy Greek creatures!

Fortunately, everyone shot the maker of all these odd-ball creatures.

Unfortunately Eru got sick-n'-tired of these random creations of non-middleearthian creatures and decided to start all over again

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat
:D :D :D