Faramir: I dunno, I still think this wallpaper goes better with the baseboards.

Other man: No, NO, NO! Faramir, that's not the proper way of folding table napkins!

Random guy: It's dreadful, dreadful I tell you! You need to shade there, not there! And that flower so looks like a, a, well, I'm not even sure what it looks like!

OWWWW! Paper Cut!

Other man(who I'll refer to as Bruce from now on): Faramir, did you steal my Playboy: Shieldmaidens' edition again?
Faramir: S-s-sorry. Can't help it...

*As Faramir and Bruce catch up on the latest football scores, an unseen man sneaks up behind them.*

Boromir: "Keep...on...tiptoes. Must...nab...sweeties!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler..._theoden_2.jpg

Theoden: What do you mean you aren't wearing anything under that kilt?

For the Legolas pic

Legolas: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Aaaaaaand for the other pic...

Faramir: *looks at map* Wait! This isnt Minas Tirith?!?!

Theoden:Hey your right I do have dandruf!I better switch to head and shoulders.

Or..

Theoden:Allright young man I told you enough times to turn off the video games and go to bed!

And for that earlier pic of Aragorn and Eowyn:

Aragorn:So Princess Eowyn I see that your schuartz is as big as mine...

Wait heres another one!

Theoden:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK FAT IN THIS OUTFIT!

AND....

Never,ever,come between Theoden and favorite bouncy ball

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Orc: Theoden I am your mother!
Theoden: Don't you mean father?
Orc: nope I do mean mother.
Theoden: Ok then just checking. *makes a dramatic face*
'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Home cooking: the Rohirric way. Messy, but satisfying. Tastes great with basil.

Theoden:Hey look at me I can dance!
Orc:No I am the best dancer in the world!*Does backflip*
(Sorry it sucks but that was what I though of when I saw this pic)

Theoden: For the hundredth time, no I will not marry you! Now go away!

Oh, but he is. Shoes and socks. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I just had another thought!

Theoden: That music is so annoying, it's making me twitch! *grabs bagpipes and throws them off the cliff*

(That's a quote from my word processing teacher, one day when I was playing bagpipe music in the computer CD player)

Theoden: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 and 8!

Orc: *painfully tries to copy his moves*


Theoden: There! I told you I could teach you the Official Table Dance of the Rohirrim in under two minutes!

Theoden: Hold still, theres a spider on your shirt.
Orc: Where? *Looks down*
Theoden: *Thwack!*

topic edited becaus SOME ppl find it offensive...estel you have a dirty dirty mind...shame on you

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:53 AM December 18, 2003: Message edited by: candlelight ]

Theoden: Just... hold... still... I'll just take a little off the top...

Lindril (a head isn't that big) Arvilya

Théoden: Haha! Beat you to the flying jelly doughnut!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
-&gt;Elenrod

Theoden: *in thick Yorkshire accent* "Ooh! Me gammy shoulder! You'll pay for that, I say you'll pay for that!"

Sorry about that. Bernard Hill's voice does amuse me.

Here's another one, people!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...faramir_23.jpg

Faramir: The horror! Aragorn is washing his hair! And having a shave! *Faints*

Faramir: The Steward's been at the flamethrowers again! Minas Tirith burns!!!!!!!!

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

"No!!!! Aragorn's kissing Eowyn! She's supposed to be mine!"

After sitting down Faramir,to his horror,now rembers were he left his dagger at...

Or...

Faramir:Father!Please close your robe up!

Eh,not my best,I wish the OWW!My toe wasnt allready used...
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<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:07 PM December 19, 2003: Message edited by: lord_of_rohan2003 ]

All I can think for the Faramir pic is: "FARAMIR! We're falling up your nostrils!! LOWER YOUR YOUR HEAD!!"

Ok, that wasn't funny.

Faramir: Noooo!! They're dropping the pizza!

Man in corner *muttering*: I told him those Nazgul weren't reliable...

Faramir: HOME BEHIND!! THE WORLD AHEAD!!! THERE ARE MANY PATHS TO TREEEAAD!! THROUGH SHA--

Denethor: Stop trying to impress me with your singing!! I asked Pippin to sing, not you!

*snigger*

As for Faramir...well, the only thing I can say to that, for anyone who was involved with the Guestbook (Meela, Penn, I'm looking at you here...)

Faramir: "SQUIRRELS!"

Faramir: YOODLEYOODLEYOODLEY-OOO!

Denethor: Now I really wish I'd sent you instead of Boromir!

Oh my goodness, I broke down when I saw the picture of Farimir.

All I could think of was a discussion I was recently involved in regarding birds. After having some birds bless our car, someone told us that large birds do not poop while they are flying. With that thought in mind and remembering the Nazgul riding their winged beasts all I could think of was Farimir looking up and yelling:

"In coming!!!"

Faramir: RUN! IT'S THE PINK CLOTHED NAZGUL AND HIS EVIL STEAD MY PRETTY PONY!

Sorry, Faramir disgust me. He could of put his' Ka to better use...

This is for the picture of Faramir looking at the Map.

A announcer speaks from the background:

IF YOU LOVED Queer eye for the straight Guy.... YOU'LL JUST LOVE Queer eye for the Straight Guy : Middle Earth WITH YOUR MAIN HOST FARAMIR!


heh. my lame jokes strike yet once again...

Elrond: ....Where are you thinking of sticking that?!

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Also, for the pic thats a few frames after this one, I can just see Aragorn saying:

Ooo!! Pointy!

Elrond and Aragorn

Ok I messed up the link so I am thinking that Anything but Arwen is responding to this one. Sorry.

This is just what I expected Elrond to say at this part and it made me giggle.

Aragorn: There are not enough men.

Elrond: Not enough men?!! And what happened to my army that I lent you? Oh yes, yes, I remember... THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!!

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<font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:23 PM December 21, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

Elrond: Onen I Estel Edain...


Aragorn: WHAT did you call my mother?????? *draws sword*


Elrond: *sigh* Aragorn, you should have paid more attention to your Sindarin lessons, instead of going out riding with Elladan and Elrohir.


Aragorn: Sorry. *sheepish grin*

Aragorn: Open wide.

Faramir: Your not the dentist!!!!

For the Faramir thing...

Faramir: Aaaaah...Drop it now! I'm waiting!

Boromir: Damn jelly doughnut...stuck in my sleeve...

For the recent one:

Elrond: Mr. Dûnadan, welcome back...wait, is that a sword? Maybe we can discuss this in a civilized... *slash*

Aragorn: Stupid schizoprenic half-elf...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
-&gt;Elenrod

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:34 PM December 22, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

Aragorn: "I told you Faramir that if you make that kind of face for a long time it would freeze that way!"

Faramir: "'ou 'ight I 'ould 'ave istened 'oo 'ou"

(Translation: you're right I should have listened to you.)

For Faramir's pic:

Faramir: Nai yarvaxea rassel... oops, wrong line!

Sorry, I'm just all-of-a-suddenly (?) addicted to that line...
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Gondorian soldier:Orcs are cmoing from the river!!!!
Faramir: Big deal we can take em.
Gondorian soldoer: Thei mother's in law are with them.
Faramir: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

Diclaimer:'It's a steriotype, mother's in law can be nice. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Potatothan