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Elennar Starfire 11-07-2003 06:31 PM

Gandalf: *sniffs* What is that smell?

Soldier in front of Gandalf: I just had to let that out! I hope no one notices!

Finwe 11-07-2003 07:05 PM

Everyone on the horse starts randomly chanting and bonking themselves on the head with whatever they're holding.


Everyone: *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK* *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK*

( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Yep, another Monty Python.)

The Saucepan Man 11-07-2003 11:23 PM

*As the finalists line up for Rohan's "Beard of the Year" competition, Legolas wonders how on Middle-earth he got talked into it.*

OR

Legolas: *thinks* Why is Father Christmas following me?

Arwen_Evenstar 11-07-2003 11:59 PM

they aren't actually riding horses. There are people behind the scenes banging coconut halves together that were carried over by birds.....

Not much of a caption...ah well
(God bless Monty)
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Have a nice day.

Arwen1858 11-08-2003 02:27 AM

I have 2 different Legolas ones:

Legolas:*If that wizard touches my bow with his staff one more time... he'll have an arrow run through him so fast, he won't know what hit him!*

Legolas: (looking at the singing soldier on the right)*Opera! Anything but opera!*

ok, my brain is really tired right now, so what seems funny to me might not seem so funny to the rest of y'all. It's after 2 in the morning because I stayed up late watching TTT. I do think that soldier looks like he's trying to sing opera or something.

Feared Half-Elf 11-08-2003 07:50 AM

Gandalf: Damn I forgot my fresh underwear!

dancing spawn of ungoliant 11-08-2003 10:45 AM

Gandalf (thinking): I'll close my eyes and when I open them, all these slow and noisy people have gone away, right?

or...

*On the queue for the sales at the Gap of Rohan*
Legolas: Let's try to gather some positive energy! Everybody, close your eyes and think about some happy thoughts!
Legolas (muttering between his teeth): har, har, suckers...I'll get the pink furry socks while these idiots are dreamin'!

[ November 09, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]

Finwe 11-08-2003 02:21 PM

Gandalf: Come on guys, is it honestly so bad that we lost Helm's Deep???? I mean, we still escaped with our lives.

Theoden: *sniff sniff* I lost my teddy bear!

Legolas: *sniff sniff* I lost my hair brush!

Meela 11-08-2003 05:03 PM

Soldier: okay, now form an orderly queue! Gandalf... I said orderly!

Theoden: any orange juice?

Aragorn *peers*: nah, they're fresh out. But you can have blackcurrant!

Gandalf: darn... what about the cookies?! They're not all gone, are they??

Aragorn: um... *checks*

Legolas *rolls eyes*: c'mon, guys... it's just post-battle refreshments... don't get your knickers in a twist.

Soldier: nah, save that for later. Have you seen the queue for the toilets?!

Rose Cotton 11-09-2003 01:02 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...soldiers_1.jpg
I feel pritty, oh so pritty, I feel pritty and witty and bright!

Moritari 11-09-2003 02:17 PM

This isn't too good but it's all i can think of:

Pj: They are going to war, not a carnival, WHERE IS THE ARMOUR?

Richard Taylor: Yeah, about that, it's not finished yet, but it's O.k! Arwen's dress will do for now, and you can fill in the right costume with the computer graphics!

Pj: i guess, it worked for Elrond, didn't it?

The Barrow-Wight 11-09-2003 02:25 PM

The old rules still apply:

b]Pictures[/b]
1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites.
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Each picture wil remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture.
4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations

Captions
1) Each person may only put up one caption per day.
2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only)
4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture.

These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.

Meela 11-09-2003 02:54 PM

Soldier: I told you you didn't have time to cook before the battle... how can you possibly fight in that apron?!

Horse: *thinking* how can I possibly move with that apron catching under my hooves every two seconds...


(In response to BW's post... I apologise for the size of my picture, it was just what I had at the time. If you like, I can resize it. And the site all my pictures come from is my own.)

Feared Half-Elf 11-10-2003 01:16 PM

Soldier 1: Where is your uniform?

Soldier 2: Er, well, it's in the wash. Problem is, all the armour went rusty...

[ November 10, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

Anything but Arwen 11-11-2003 07:29 AM

Quote:

Legolas: *thinks* Why is Father Christmas following me?
*snerk* Good one!

Anyway, to my own caption...

Horse 1: What are they WEARING?

Horse 2: Dont ask...bender night at Lothlorien...

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-11-2003 07:54 PM

For the first picture...

Soldier in the front: *stumbles*
Soldiers behind him: *grin*
Gandalf: Wait. Are these Elladan and Elrohir in disguise?

-----or-----
Legolas: That guy fancies me...

For the second picture...

Soldier in front: How come he gets the neon pink cloak?
Plain soldier behind him: He'll be the target of the Orc archers when we make our escape.

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->banakil on mumakil

Finwe 11-11-2003 08:55 PM

(For the second picture).

Soldier # 1: What's wrong?

Soldier # 2: Should I tell him that he's got the reversible cloak inside-out?

Everyone else: Nah!

Feared Half-Elf 11-13-2003 02:14 PM

Soldier: Are you sure that isn't Eowyn who didn't want to part with her favorite dress?

Elennar Starfire 11-13-2003 09:35 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_23.jpg

Look at my lovely teeth! *grins*

Don't you think Eomer's teeth are a little too perfect?

Finwe 11-13-2003 09:37 PM

Eomer: WHAT did you say about my sister, Grima?

Oddwen 11-13-2003 11:20 PM

Saaaaay...Grima! Aren't those my socks?

Mariska Greenleaf 11-14-2003 03:28 AM

Hmmm...I wonder if Legolas notices I stole his Herbal essence shampoo...

Anything but Arwen 11-14-2003 07:16 AM

Sorry Theoden, there are no more cookies. SOMEBODY *pointed look at Aragorn* ate them all...

[ November 14, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Meela 11-14-2003 11:39 AM

Eomer: Grima... Eowyn might find the no eyebrows thing sexy, but shaving off the rest of your hair...?

Feared Half-Elf 11-14-2003 01:59 PM

Eomer: Who...ate...my...MUFFIN!!??

Finwe 11-14-2003 06:41 PM

Eomer: No I did NOT copy Eowyn's hair-style, uncle!

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-16-2003 04:41 AM

Eomer: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gritty and gay!

(gritty...)

-----or-----

Eomer: Something wrong with clothes, man?

Eowyn: My wedding dress! He took my wedding dress!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->banakil on mumakil

Horse-Maiden of the Shire 11-16-2003 03:22 PM

Aragorn (off camera): No, Eomer, THIS is how you do it! *whistles*

Eomer: Sssst...ssst...I don't get it!

The Saucepan Man 11-16-2003 07:58 PM

Eomer: *Poking his head through a hole that he has just hacked in the door with his axe* Heeeeeere's Johnny!

Eomer of the Rohirrim 11-17-2003 06:06 AM

"Ah ha! King beats your Jack, Aragorn. So I decide what we're doing today and I say we're going to the funfair!"

Meneltarmacil 11-17-2003 10:35 PM

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...saragorn02.jpg

Alatįriėl Lossėhelin 11-17-2003 11:26 PM

Aragorn: Hey, be careful with that sword, honey! You could poke someone's eye out with that...

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-17-2003 11:38 PM

Legolas(no, thay's not Eowyn): How dare you kiss me, Mortal!
Aragorn: I thought you were Eowyn!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

Mariska Greenleaf 11-18-2003 03:20 AM

Eowyn: "Size doesn't matter eh?"

Meela 11-18-2003 09:51 AM

Eowyn: whoever skewers the potato first gets the jewel. Agreed?

Aragorn: agreed.

*Eowyn lets out a war cry and skewers the potato*

Aragorn: dammit...


Later on...

Aragorn (to Eowyn): where is she, the woman who gave you that jewel?

Eowyn: I dunno, where is she?

Aragorn: oh, probably out shopping or something...


(I know it's a bit long, but I couldn't resist)

[ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Feared Half-Elf 11-18-2003 12:23 PM

Aragorn: You dare give me a shave...

Finwe 11-18-2003 10:08 PM

Aragorn: I still say that Faramir's a pansy and you're better off with a sexy King like me!

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-19-2003 01:13 AM

Eowyn: Don't...Touch...The MERCHANDISE!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

purplefluffychainsaw 11-19-2003 07:51 AM

Aragorn and Eowyn... Flirting again.

Elennar Starfire 11-19-2003 07:34 PM

Aragorn: *thinks* EEK! her sword is longer than mine! I better get outta here! *runs away*


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