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Well Hugo doesn't sing it per-say he lipsync's it with Guy Pearce, and that other older fellow. Well anyway for Pippin.
"Frodo, there is a very big, black, drooling spider behind you!!" Frodo "Ya right Pip, I'm not falling for that again, remember when we were in Moria and you said there was giant ant behind me, when it turned out to be Gandalf and you laughed" Pippin"but, but ,but, there really is a-" "No Pip I'm not listening lalalalalala" *covers his ears* Oh well Frodo better realize soon that Pippin is telling the truth or he's going to make himself a nice little dainty for a hungry spider. that will teach Pip not to cry giant bug so to speak. |
Pippin: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!?!?!?!?!?
Please, please, please don't remind me of the secret diaries! I now wish I had not read them. (There's no disgusted graemlin, so you'll just have to imagine several here. At least three of them.) ~_~ <--Disgusted expression, as close as I can get. |
Top Three things that made Pippin scream:
By the way, what is this Secret Diary thing? (Or do I want to know it?) Wala lang! -> The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar |
You don't want to know, at least if you're militantly against slash.
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Merry: pipin... i have something to tell you...
Pipin: besides the fact that our food is almost completely non- existant and has some how dispeared, what? Merry: well, well.... Pipin: What!? spit it out! Merry: i well, ate the food... all of it i'm sure i did check. oh, yeah, and i smoked what was left of our weed... I hope you're not made or anything, i mean , at least we both have each other... Pipin: YOU SMOKED ALL OF OUR WEED! NO, NO ! NOT THE WEED! heh heh.... my lame quotes strike again... " You want to know a day of mass confusion?" "Yeah, what?" "Father's day in Harlem..." - A friend "I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and i consider ethics to be an human concern with no superhuman authority behind it" - Albert Einstein |
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If you want to read the Very Secret Diaries, Go Here |
hope this works*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...m_hollin_1.jpg Frodo: 'hey Sam wanna hear a joke?' Sam: 'Sure Mister Frodo' Frodo: 'Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to the local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it." The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?" "No. I couldnt get on the bed!" 'pretty funny huh Sam?' Sam: 'Not really Mister Frodo, I can relate' [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
For the Pippin one...
Pippin: Blueberry muffins!!!! or Pippin: TELETUBBIES!!!!! RUN!!!!! By the way, the Very Secret Diaries are V. disturbing.... [ October 13, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ] |
Frodo: I love you Sam!!
Sam: *burp* |
Frodo: C'mon, Sam...just one.
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. Rosie's behind you... Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar |
Sam: I shouldn't have eaten that fifth piece of lembas...I think I'm gonna be sick!
Frodo: Not on me! Turn around! *backs away* |
I actually made a photomanipulated caption for this picture about 3 weeks ago, but I'll simply repeat the captions I made for it:
Frodo: This is really good stew, Sam! Sam: (thinking) should I tell him I had to substitute orc intestines for the sausage?...NAAAAAAHHHH! |
Elijah: Look Sean, its right here in the contract. I get more money than you!
Sean: *grumble* |
Frodo: Look Sam! Look, I cooked something!
Sam: That looks...delicious...Im sure.. |
Sam: Er, Frodo? A big bird just did a big poop on your head!
Frodo: Did it really, well I never! |
Frodo: For pity's sake, Sam, I'm eating. Would you mind answering nature's call somewhere else.
(This is the polite version. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ) |
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Nazgul: Hey, kid, do you know where I can find the land of Baggins? See, I'm supposed to meet this guy named Shire there... |
“Hey, I’m going to Mordor. Could you give me a ride?”
“Sure thing. To Mordor we will take you.... bwhaha!” |
This is for the one with Figwit and Aragorn.
Getting invited to the Council of Elrond: 1 million Having better posture than the king of Gondor: 5 million Seeing Aragorn with clean hair: priceless |
The Osgiliath dental care program was running particularly smoothly that day.
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"Hey Mr, sweet ride!"
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Strong breeze hits Frodo's back*
'Ok either thats the smell of Mount Doom erupting or..' Frodo turns around 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!' As we all know when volcanoes erupt they release that gas what is it, nitrogen? or something. Well it really smells. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
After seeing all the damages and ruins of Osgiliath he regretting decided to tell him that he failed the pilot's examination.
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Legolas: OW!!!! orc: Get 'em were it counts! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
Random Uruk: First one to spank the Elf gets a lifetime supply of blood!!!!
Uruk-hai army: *SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!* Legolas: HOLY ELBERETH!!!! OW!!!! |
Flying Creature: I will bite off your head, small furry thing!
Or Flying Creature: I am too a dragon! I can breathe fire, see? *tries, nothing happens* |
Legolas:I will disable the orcs with my horrible singing voice. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Legolas: BEHOLD! THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE! I shall get it for myself, though I have to fight the entire army of Mordor...wait! Gimli! NOOOO!!
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For the Nazgul one...
Nazgul: Which way to the wraith's room? Frodo: Straight ahead, then left. You won't miss it. Nazgul: Thanks! -----or----- Winged steed: Group hug! For the present picture... *Legolas is in the middle of a battle, but he sees Gimli holding...* Legolas: Nooooooo! Not the Herbal Essence! That's my last... *He wasn't able to finish, for an orc killed him, Haldir-style* *Why did PJ kill Haldir?* Yours, if you want to :p ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar |
Legolas decides to use shock tactics on the army -
"Oh Eru! ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!" The Secret Diaries strike again! |
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Ary: Ooh, tall shiny sword... Elrond: Watch where you're pointing that thing!! |
Aragorn: Ooh, it's sooo shiny. I can see a reflection of my face in this blade!
Elrond: Yeah, that's why I usually allow my men to use bows only. I mean look at Legolas. Would he ever fight if he had a mirror with him?! |
Elrond: whoo! human compass!
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Aragorn: Made in.... TAIWAN???? Where is this Taiwan?
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Aragorn: If I poke up here, maybe we can escape from this darned card.
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Aragorn: This end up?
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Aragorn: 'Good gracious, Elrond. You really need to get rid of these cobwebs.'
Peace |
Frodo: Woah, you've got Anduril?! I've been looking for this card for ages! I'll trade you my Narsil for it.
Sam: Narsil for Anduril? Are you crazy? Frodo: OK, fine, I'll throw in Sting, too. C'mon, two for one. Sam: No way. Frodo: Hmph. |
Aragorn: *hits Elrond on the head with Narsil*
It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad! |
*Aragorn toys around with sword, like the thing he did in Helm's, Deep*
Aragorn(looking at blade): 'tis a good sword...(looks at Elrond)El...rond... Pippin(from behind the curtains):OK, who's up for Elrond nuggets? Yours, if you want to [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar |
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