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Aragorn has lots of names:
Fatty Sword-breaker Oi you stealing the crown! and some which I couldn't write down here! Though no one calls him any of these to his name. the meaning of these names is basically that no one really likes him, though they're all so scared they'l make him cry that no one tells him. fortunately, Aragorn's hearing is not very good and he's never noyiced all the people making faces at him or throwing things! What did the members of the Fellowhip do after the war of the ring? |
When Aragorn got married, he gave it to Arwen on his wedding.
_______________________________________ Who is sauron's best friend in he Shire |
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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ What happened to Sam after he returned to the Shire? [ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] |
When Sam returned to the Shire, the very first thing he did was take up parasailing because, "As my ol' Gaffer used to say to me: 'Life t'a'int worth livin' till ya learn three things. One, dedication to yer ring-bearing, hairy-footed Baggins friends; two, make a LONG journeny to a really big, boiling volcano and almost get killed 60 gajillion times along the way; and three, take up the grand sport of parasailing!'" Eventually though, about seventeen years later, he and Lobelia S-B FINALLY settled down (like I always knew would happen - I mean, what's up with the whole Frodo-and-Sam-are-gay thing???) and they had fourteen children. Names: "Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Thorin....." etc.
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The teddy bear Bilbo gave him in Rivendell. Frodo is very upset, and claimed "Mr. Hugs" was traumatized by the ugliness and darkness inside Lobelia's umbrella, and demanded that she pay for his therapy bills. Lobelia, of course, complied, seeing as how Frodo was her favourite nephew.
What is cram? |
Cram is a well-guarded secret in the Shire, being the magical ointment that Hobbits applied liberally to their feet. It toughened and waterproofed the soles, so that they never had to wear shoes.
The elves bought the recipe for cram from the Sandyman family long ago, and immediately locked it away for all eternity, since the Elves' entire economy is based around the making and selling of footwear throughout Middle Earth. (See the fairy tale "The Shoemaker and the Elves" for more info.) Unfortunately, the recipe for cram has been lost forever, which means we are condemned to wearing overpriced Nikes throughout the 7th Age. ------------------------------- What did Elrond do to Sam when he found he attended the secret Council uninvited? |
He forced him to sit in a dark room and watch constant reruns of Barney the Dinosaur until Sam repented or went insane, whichever happened first.
Why do Hobbits like to eat so much? |
Because they have no other proof to validate their existence.
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Gollum's part of the story was to throttle nasty little posters who start fights over bandwidth.
"Nasssssty posterssssss...yessssss...upset the pressciousss Board, they do...yessssss". Why did Merry say to Theoden, "As a father you will be to me."? |
Merry Brandybuck was a simple soul and he put too much stock in the gossips of the Took women who were quite jealous of the Bucks provenance, and spread malicious rumours about his mother. Merry was trying to find out the truth for himself though after much persuasion of one Bilbo Baggins.
What manner of relationship did Uglúk and Grishnákh share? *sets a trap for the rare Ne [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] rBr [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]er bird. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
They're just two guys who can't agree on who gets to dress-up their new Hobbits first.
------------------------ By what method did Gandalf discover that it was the One Ring in question? |
He mailed it to Sauron and asked him to send it back if it was the One Ring.
________________________________ Why did Sam leave his master in Shelob's Lair? |
Well, Sam knew all along that Frodo was only drugged, not dead. He wanted to escape from his cruel master, who had forced him on the mission against his will and beat him daily, before he could wake up.
----- How did Pippin and Merry escape from the orc camp? |
They pretended they were magicians and put on a 'magic show' for the Orcs. They then 'disappeared' before the Orcs could figure out what had happened. Orcs aren't too bright.
Why did Bard the Bowman kill Smaug? (sorry about doble posting. It was an accident, and I know better now) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ April 27, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ] |
Bard the Bowman kill Smog because smog is bad for the enviorment.
-------------------------------------------- How did Merry get to Gondor from Rohan when Theoden wouldn't let him go? |
Gandalf gave him a ride. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
-------------------------------- Did Frodo have any children? If so, how many? |
Frodo had a lot of children, sauron was his eldest son. The Sauron who forged the ring was Frodo's grandfather. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Did gandalf ever get married? [ April 28, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] |
Yes. Once Arwen decided that marriage to a Gondorian king wasn't all it was cracked up to be, she divorced Aragorn and moved to Moria to be with Gandalf.
How did Glorfindel help the Fellowship? |
Glorfindel was the excellent Elvish chef of Rivendell. He served the Fellowship lembas like no one had even tasted before. Unfortunately, Arwen got jealous of him and slipped a bit of arsenic in his wine. He survived but was never quite the same, as he developed a fear of wine that prevented him from cooking up to his superb standards. He resigned in shame. Arwen then took his place, but could never quite duplicate the lembas that the citizens of Rivendell had come to love so.
----- What is a burrahobbit and what has it got to do with anyone's pockets? [ April 28, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] |
A buurahobbit is a cross between a burro and a hobbit, and it eats people's pockets.
-------------------------------------------- Who killed Boromir? |
Boromir killed himself when he learned that the Fellowship had not been formed for the express purpose of going to a mall and buying him (Boromir) lots and lots of shoes. At the prospect of inadvertantly commiting the fashion "don't" of having only one pair of clunky old boots to go with every outfit he owned, he just couldn't take it anymore.
------------------------------- Where did Bilbo and the Dwarves go and what was their purpose in going? |
Their purpose was to find Saruman, but somewhere along the way....the lost their tracks and got split up.
Bilbo dissapeared, and half of the dwarves went to Waters Deep and the other half of the dwarves went along and found Snow White. Snow Whyte, Saruman ...what's the difference waw their observation. Quote:
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Fly control. Someone had to keep the upper hand on all those little Maggots. (Maggot? Geez, what a name! What was Tolkien thinking?)
------------------------- Why did Frodo wait until his birthday to leave the Shire? (No, seriously: Why DID he wait until his birthday?) |
Cause he wanted to get presents before he left.(the real answer is because he didn't want to leave Bag End so he delayed as much as possible.)
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ What happened to Faramir after the Battle of Pelennor Fields? |
After the Battle of Pellenor Fields Faramir said "the heck with this ring thing, I'm not doing this anymore!" So he booked a trip to Disneyland and he and Eowyn eloped.
-------------- What was Sauron's middle name? |
Phil
------------------------- Who exactly is Eowyn, anyways? |
Eowyn is a frustrated Rapunzel wannabe but her hair just would not grow long enough to let anyone climb up into her tower. Poor Thing [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
What are the Stewards of Gondor? [ April 30, 2002: Message edited by: Cimmerian ] |
Keeping with the "no women in LoTR unless absolutely necessary" theme, there were no stewardesses in Middle-earth. Only stewards.
The Stewards of Gondor were the friendly hosts for Eagle Air, the only transcontinental airline of Middle-earth. Their slogan was, "Ent-draught, mead, or me?" They did look very fetching in their uniforms, but the heels just killed them. --------------- When Gandalf fell in Khazad-Dun, where did he go? [ April 30, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ] |
He landed in a portal and came to our Earth. Being parrelel universes, he came during the seventys. He spent a month or two as a hippie, but got bored. So he went back to ME, unfortunetly, he wouldn't tell us how.
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He was so obsessed with that stupid Palantir that he forgot he left the stove on. When he smelled the smoke, he ran out to turn it off, but he tripped on the bottom of his robe and somersaulted all the way down the stairs of Ecthelion, and by the time he got to the bottom, someone else had already found the stove and turned it off.
--------------------------------- In what way did Bombadil help the Hobbits on their way out of the Shire? |
He escorted them to the borders of the Old Forest at knifepoint, and made it very clear that if they showed their furry feet around there again he'd see that "Old Man Willow finishes the job." He then went merrily dancing back among the trees, muttering something about "incompetent twits"..."learn to read a map"..."they really ARE a virus"...etc.
Later, when the Barrow Wights contacted him about their home invasion problem, the whole sorry scene had to be repeated. Where are those Bounders when you REALLY need them? ----------------------------- How did Bilbo spend his time in Rivendell? |
Bilbo spent his time at Rivendell knitting swesters for Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin, as well as Aragorn. They all had initials on the front and Frodo's had a special poccket for the ring. When the Fellowship arrived, Bilbo sewed up Frodo's wound and crocheted Aragorn's sword back together.
How did the sword that was broken get broken? |
After the battle, Isildur was so tired when he got home he just threw all his stuff on the couch and went to sleep. His wife was having a tea-party that day, and one of his wife's friends sat on it...
--------------------------------------------- Who was Faramir's uncle and what was he famous for? |
Faramir’s uncle was a travelling salesman for a Jeweller and he always seemed to have a collection if exquisite inscribed rings for sale. However with Sauron’s ring being lost and all, this old guy had to bear the brunt every time he tried to make a sale. This constant persecution made his tale known all over ME and he eventually gained fame and some fortune.
Why was it decided at the council of Elrond to destroy the One ring, what reason did each speaker give? |
Boromir said "EEEEWWWW!! Its evil! Icky icky evil, get it away!!"
Frodo Said "Its gotta go, but I'm not doing it! Make Bilbo go, hes gonna die soon anyway." Aragorn said "I'll destroy it and look all heroic and will have women throwing themselves at my feet!" at that comment smiles a wide fake grin, all mirrors nearby break. Legolas said, "Ohmigod! That is so like tacky! Gold? Yuck! Thats like soo eighties! What was sauron thinking? -------------- What was gollum's favorite phrase? |
Gollum's favorite phrase was, "You stupid, smelly, poop-reeking, disease-carrying, plague-ridden, hunk of dog crap!!"
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Why did Denethor want to burn his own son, Faramir? |
He was hungry? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
-------------- Where did Merry and Pippin go after they escaped from the orcs? |
Merry and Pippin promptly went to the nearest salon for their manicures, pedicures, and hair styles. Those nasty orcs made them miss their appointments.
----- Why did Lobelia hate Frodo? |
Lobielia hated Frodo because he stole her curling iron! The nerve of that half baggins, [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What were Boromir's last words? |
Tell my people, I have died for my country...
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