The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/index.php)
-   Middle-earth Mirth (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24)
-   -   Finish the Sentence (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=12445)

JennyHallu 02-07-2006 02:23 PM

I'm glad you're with...
 
somebody else...

Do not ask the Elves for counsel, for...

Roa_Aoife 02-07-2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Do not ask the Elves for counsel, for...
... they're totally over-rated. Seriously, the Sylvan Elves are here because their king got lost. Then another one went crazy over three gems, and the others thought it would be a good idea to follow him. And don't get me started on the "Rings of Power" thing, because you know it's really their fault. "Lord of Gifts." Bah! I can't believe they fell fot that.

"I am ________, Lord of ________, Giver of ________.....

JennyHallu 02-07-2006 09:16 PM

I am the almighty Bob, Lord of Sandwiches, giver of Pickles.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for...

mormegil 02-07-2006 10:41 PM

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for...

... they are flatulent and have no shame.

(sorry :rolleyes: )



________________________________________



Well he'll have news to...

JennyHallu 02-07-2006 10:59 PM

...bore us with for hours.

Mormegil that is incredibly funny.

Then do not be so...

elronds_daughter 02-08-2006 07:38 AM

Then do not be so...stupid, Peregrin Took.




Ents the earthborn, old as...

JennyHallu 02-08-2006 07:52 AM

DIRT.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of...

gralin musicteeth 02-08-2006 08:59 AM

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of... ring around the rosy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But many that live deserve...

JennyHallu 02-08-2006 09:11 AM

...Free Pie. Can you give it to them?

Then do not be so...

Gil-Galad 02-08-2006 07:26 PM

... ruggish at a time like this, it is a beuaty contest after all. Think Aragorn think!



I shall blow your door right down your...






:eek:

gralin musicteeth 02-09-2006 01:00 PM

I shall blow your door right down your... street if you don't paint it black to match the rest of the red doors!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I would have gone with...

mormegil 02-09-2006 01:08 PM

I would have gone with...

...a titanium ring myself, Lord Sauron, it's the fashion currently in Minas Ithil and you'll look stunning at the ball.


____________________________________


Haleth: My mind is now...

The Elf-warrior 02-09-2006 09:20 PM

Haleth: My mind is now...

...blank.

Saruman: A new power...

JennyHallu 02-09-2006 09:22 PM

...really ought to do something about the heating problems in this place. The guy who sold it to me could have warned me...



We shall burn, like....

Gil-Galad 02-09-2006 10:40 PM

...toast shall burn, with many black spots and a bad taste in the mouth.




You must head now for...

Enedhilion 02-10-2006 07:38 AM

the exit, I don't have any money.

This quest will end as fast as...

elronds_daughter 02-10-2006 08:30 AM

This quest will end as fast as...balrogs can fly.





Sam followed behind, trying...

gralin musicteeth 02-10-2006 11:07 AM

Sam followed behind, trying... to see if the Balrog had wings.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is this the...

elronds_daughter 02-11-2006 09:38 AM

Is this the...Rivendell Pizzaria?






I would say...

Morsul the Dark 02-13-2006 12:06 PM

I would say thats alovely hat you have on may i take it to mordor for you?



Gandalf the white? Gandalf the...........

Thinlómien 02-14-2006 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark
Gandalf the white? Gandalf the...........

...Pink, it is, really, when he gets uncloaked.


He is a moss-gatherer and I...

JennyHallu 02-14-2006 09:04 AM

...am a rolling stone.

What have I got in my pocket?


EDIT: YAY 200th Post!

Gil-Galad 02-14-2006 05:49 PM

... Is it some Lint? or Some Gum? or a little from column A and a little from Column B? (Lint Gum! yummy!)


I have never been...

The Elf-warrior 02-14-2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

I have never been...
injured as badly as the time Legolas shot me while he was quail hunting.

Gimli: Three days and nights...

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-15-2006 03:31 AM

Quote:

Gimli: Three days and nights... (The Elf Warrior)
. . . and not a single bath have we taken. Aragorn, are you sure about this?

There was Eru, the One, who . . .

The Elf-warrior 02-18-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

There was Eru, the One, who . . .
unlike the God of the Bible had others help in the creation of the universe.

Gandalf: A fine lot of things...

tar-ancalime 02-19-2006 01:55 AM

A fine lot of things...

...you've all left on the living room floor! Who do you think is going to clean this up?

What is the House of Eorl but a thatched barn, where brigands...

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-19-2006 06:55 AM

Quote:

What is the House of Eorl but a thatched barn, where brigands... (gaur-ancalime)
. . . do the belly-dance and Gandalf habitually uncloaks?

(Get it? Habitually? Uncloaks? :D )

*groan*

Give my your name, horse-master, and . . .

The Only Real Estel 02-20-2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

"Give my your name, horse-master, and . . .
I'll give you my number. Because you are seriously hot stuff!" :p

"We wish for no strangers in the land at this time, unless...

Gil-Galad 02-20-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel
"We wish for no strangers in the land at this time, unless...

...they bring me Candy, mounds of beautiful Candy, no Cinnamon! or i'll smite you good!



Turn around and let me have a look at...

The Elf-warrior 02-20-2006 09:22 PM

Turn around and let me have a look at...

your jacket. Aha! You've been stealing lembas!

Don't encourage...

The Elf-warrior 03-02-2006 09:53 PM

Anyone?

Roa_Aoife 03-02-2006 10:02 PM

Don't encourage...

...Fordhim- he may post another poll!

Oh King to whom all....

Glowing Stone 03-03-2006 03:44 PM

Think that you are a confused monkey.

I guess I get to go... please correct me if not.

Do not seek me for advice, for...

Legolas in spandex 03-03-2006 10:07 PM

Do not seek me for advice, for...[/QUOTE]

...I frequently solve all problems with a flamethrower

The vision melted into waking; and there was Tom (Bombadil)...

Gil-Galad 03-03-2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
The vision melted into waking; and there was Tom (Bombadil)...

and he said "come, bring me a ham sandwich or i will smite you with my awesomeness"


What have i got in my...

Legolas in spandex 03-03-2006 10:13 PM

What have i got in my...[/QUOTE]

pants??

The elves sat on the grass and spoke to each other in...

Elu Ancalime 03-04-2006 12:30 AM

The elves sat on the grass and spoke to each other in...

...utulation.

A Balrog! Gandalf's going to have to....
________
Tundra

The Elf-warrior 03-07-2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

A Balrog! Gandalf's going to have to....
sacrifice Pippin. Good riddance!

Saruman: The world is...

Gil-Galad 03-07-2006 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Saruman: The world is...

like a giant balloon and i don't like balloons so go pop it my minions!



Oh King to whom all birds are ...


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:34 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.