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The Elf-warrior 04-26-2005 05:32 PM

Unfortunately the Witch-king, (Who was really the Barrow-wight.) picked it up.

Anguirel 04-27-2005 12:32 AM

Fortunately he was so confused as to his true identity that he threw it away and shimmered off to found a Tolkien discussion website.

Holbytlass 04-27-2005 06:58 AM

Unfortunatley, Grounds-keeper-Willie found the ring whilst performing his raking of Fangorn duties.

Gil-Galad 04-27-2005 07:06 AM

Fortunately he was mistaken for an Iraqi-fighter jet and was scared off, leaving the ring on a tree stump




(Kudos to that simpson episode)

The Only Real Estel 04-27-2005 05:20 PM

Unfortunately, the tree stump was really a very short, very evil ent who picked up the Ring and began to run.

Nimrodel_9 04-27-2005 08:54 PM

Fortunately the Ent tripped sending the Ring flying through the air.

The Elf-warrior 04-29-2005 05:58 PM

Unfortunately a real Ring-wraith picked it up.

Meneltarmacil 04-30-2005 07:39 AM

Fortunately, the ringwraith was stepped on by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Kath 04-30-2005 03:44 PM

Unfortunately the T-rex realised it was completely anachronistic and disappeared with a pop, leaving the ringwraith free to take the Ring away.

wilwarin538 04-30-2005 04:41 PM

Fortunately, as the ring-wraith was being crushed by the T-rex Legolas had gotten the chance to tie the Ring-wraiths shoe laces together making the ring-wraith trip.

The Elf-warrior 04-30-2005 06:04 PM

Unfortunately the 7 other Ring-Wraiths (Plus the Barrow-wight masquerading as the Witch-King.) rushed to kill Legolas.

Gil-Galad 04-30-2005 06:19 PM

Fortunately Legolas used his Quiver-of-never-ending-arrows to ward the Ring-Wraiths away

The Elf-warrior 04-30-2005 06:42 PM

Unfortunatey Legolas succumbed to the Black Breath.

arcticstorm 04-30-2005 07:03 PM

Fortunately Aragorn was able to heal him with some Athelas

The Elf-warrior 04-30-2005 08:16 PM

Unfortunately the Nazgul+BW pulled all the arrows out of them and sneaked up on Legolas and Aragorn.

Anguirel 05-01-2005 03:43 AM

Fortunately they were so embarrassed by the rather-other-emphatic-and-physical-affection Legolas and Aragorn seemed to be displaying that they immediately sloped off home en masse.

Gil-Galad 05-01-2005 07:28 AM

Unfortunately they left behind the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 07:29 AM

Fortunatly Gimli knew how to disarm it.

Gil-Galad 05-01-2005 07:31 AM

Unfortunately Gimli was on the other side of the mountain dealing with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 07:52 AM

Fortunately, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was already disarmed and he hopped along just in time to deal with the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful.

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 10:25 AM

Unfortunately, he was to late.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 10:35 AM

Fortunately, The Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was very small and make a very small explosion that just singed Legolas' hair.

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 11:18 AM

Unfortunatly Legolas went on a rampage of anger at the sight of his singed hair and pushed Gimli into the river.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 11:53 AM

Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer.

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 12:04 PM

Unfortunately he suddenly had a large bowling ball strapped to his leg.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 12:35 PM

Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer.

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 12:36 PM

Unfortunatly he isnt good enough.

Kath 05-01-2005 12:37 PM

Unfortunately that bowling ball is really heavy!

Anguirel 05-01-2005 12:46 PM

Fortunately the bowling ball does not conform to the plot continuum and its unfortunateness counters that everpresent force The Rules, causing it to disappear utterly, leaving Gimli free to show that Dwarves are natural swimmers...

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 12:48 PM

Unfortunately dwarves aren't natural swimmers.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 12:50 PM

Fortunately, while everyone was bickering, he had already got out of the water and was looking for the ring.

Holbytlass 05-01-2005 01:00 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli and others saw a craban fly off with the ring.

Anguirel 05-01-2005 01:07 PM

Fortunately, the others included Gwaihir, who gave chase...

Gil-Galad 05-01-2005 02:08 PM

Unfortuantely they stopped when the New season of Family Guy came on

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 02:10 PM

Fortunately none of them like Family Guy so they kept going.

Holbytlass 05-02-2005 12:06 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli hit Legolas' bow as he was attempting to shoot the craban, therfore Gwahir was hit instead!

Anguirel 05-02-2005 12:27 PM

Fortunately the escaping creban was mugged by a hyperactive magpie in Elrond's employ.

wilwarin538 05-02-2005 01:34 PM

Unfortunatly that magpie was so hyperactive he crashed into a tree.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-02-2005 01:40 PM

Fortunately, that tree was Treebeard, and he took the ring.

wilwarin538 05-02-2005 01:53 PM

Unfortunatly Treebeards hands are so big that the ring slid right between his fingers.


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