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Esgallhugwen 09-25-2003 09:08 AM

Anyone seen george of the jungle w/ brendan fraser?

Legolas: "javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavaj avajava *deep breath* javajavajavajava..........."
Legolas starts running around and jumpimg all over everything.

hehehehe I mean look at the look on his face he looks so ecstatic about something, he must be on a caffiene high

Naz 09-25-2003 04:10 PM

*dies* javajavajavajavajava! *dies again (still)*

Elennar Starfire 09-25-2003 04:28 PM

One I stole from another place, I don't remember where.

Legolas: HAH! Aragorn just tossed Gimli!

Quote:

(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one).
-----------------------------------------
Not to mention the ones who read them and now wish that they hadn't...*gag*
I agree with that, Secret Diaries I did not like much. *Elennar chases annoying dirty thoughts, planted by Secret Diaries, out of her head* GET OUT!!! ALL OF YOU!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] *looks around and sees everyone staring* Um...Ignore that, please. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

Theoden 09-25-2003 05:03 PM

http://www.lordoftherings.net/homevi...ges/image3.jpg

Merry: Pippin, that tree just said your name!
Pippin: ... I know!

[ September 25, 2003: Message edited by: Theoden ]

Oddwen 09-25-2003 05:59 PM

Merry: Whoa, dude! Like, that tree was talking, wow!
Pippin: Quite. But, my dear Mr. Tree, in your explatification, you forgot to factor in the parabola, thus rendering your theory ineffectual solving the flight problem.

Esgallhugwen 09-25-2003 06:26 PM

(From the matrix)

Treebeard: 'don't think you can, know you can!' he leaps
Merry and Pippin: "Woah!!"
Thank you about the javajavajavajava part I love that...hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That picture of Legolas is just so inspiring [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Nilpaurion Felagund 09-25-2003 07:10 PM

Pippin: Whoa! THat must be the biggest mushroom on Middle-Earth

-----or-----

Merry: Did you see that?
Pippin: What?
Merry: Fangirls from Dunland! Run!!!!!!!!!
(They run like Mordor, but the fangirls are not far behind them...)
Merry: Oh, no! They're wearing cleats!
Pippin: Outta my way! Outta my way!

Lame, yes...but what about second breakfast? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

The_Hand 09-26-2003 02:09 AM

Anyone who has seen and loooove Zoolander will get this one:

Someone not in the picture: I became bulimic
Merry: (after long pause) You can read minds?

Feared Half-Elf 09-26-2003 12:14 PM

Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!!

One Axe to Rule them All 09-26-2003 12:29 PM

"Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul rider dragging a sign that says *Eat At Joe's*?"

Now that has to be the biggest squirrel in the world!

Alatariel Telemnar 09-26-2003 04:03 PM

Quote:

Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!!
HAHA! *snickers* AHHH!!!

Merry: *gasp* *jaw drops* Its Gimli in a tutu!
Pippin: Where? I don't see him... is it pink? is that it? AH!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

yeah lame I know...

Elennar Starfire 09-26-2003 04:51 PM

Merry: Frodo!?! What are you doing in that tree?

Frodo: Never mind that, just GET ME DOWN!!!

I have absolutely no idea where that came from.

Naz 09-26-2003 04:56 PM

Oooooo... Aaaaaa...

I dunno... just the look on Merry's face...- -;;;

Lily Bombadil 09-26-2003 05:37 PM

This is for the Legolas riding picture. I posted a caption for it, but it "mysteriously disappeared".

OW! Gimli! Get your axe outta my BUTT!!!!

merenwen 09-26-2003 06:17 PM

The_Hand: lol!! i *lovelovelove* that part in zoolander!! it's one of my most favorite lines to repeat over and over! and over and over....

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~merenwen~

arianrod 09-26-2003 10:15 PM

Merry and Pippin have just realized...


...they forgot to turn off the water at Crickhollow.

[ September 27, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

Naz 09-27-2003 11:07 AM

arianrod, that is too funny! I burst out laughing when I read that!

Feared Half-Elf 09-27-2003 01:02 PM

Merry: What the...?

*In tree*

Gandalf: I am a tree, you cannot see me, for I look like any other tree here, I am a tree, I feel like a tree...

Finwe 09-27-2003 06:08 PM

Merry: Does Galadriel know that white becomes transparent when it's wet?

Pippin: Where? Where? Let me see!!!!

One Axe to Rule them All 09-27-2003 07:37 PM

"That's one more for exotic bird bingo...."

"Who knew that denethor's medication would make him pro-trees and anti-fire....."

The Only Real Estel 09-27-2003 08:08 PM

Quote:

Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas!
Aragorn: Man cenich!

Legolas: An army of Elf girls in bikinis! PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!!
Probably the best one I've seen yet! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Finwe 09-27-2003 08:47 PM

It was a moment of inspiration! I don't know what came over me!

Esgallhugwen 09-28-2003 12:09 PM

Merry: Wow that is one big pile of dragon caca!
Pippin: and what's really weird... doesn't it smell like chocolate to you?
Merry: Pip don't be getting any ideas or I will be forced to fong you!

yes it is gross and not the least bit funny, but I'm bored. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

arianrod 09-28-2003 02:03 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...n_lorien_3.jpg

Oddwen 09-28-2003 02:12 PM

Celeborn: (totally without feeling) "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man he lives on Dury lane..."
Galadriel: "So it begins..."

ElentariGreenleaf 09-28-2003 02:57 PM

Celeborn: *BELCH*
Galadriel: *sniffs* Erch! That REEKS! I knew I shouldn't have cooked curry... with marmite.

OR

Celeborn: *sings* Donvinatie!
Galadriel: *thinks* I'm married to a loonatic...

Lyta_Underhill 09-28-2003 03:07 PM

Celeborn: (gags) I swallowed a bug...ack! (thinks: maintain calm expression...)
Galadriel: (resigned sigh, speaks through side of mouth) If you'd keep your big Teleri trap shut, you wouldn't have that problem...

The Saucepan Man 09-28-2003 05:28 PM

Celeborn: *slurring* My name is Celeborn and I am an alcoholic.

Galadriel: *whispering* Not now, Celeborn. Your therapy session is tomorrow.

Alatariel Telemnar 09-28-2003 06:02 PM

Celeborn: and now I will sing Twinkle Twinkl Little Star *does voice excercises* *sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in a squeaky voice*

Galadriel: *telepathically* RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oddwen 09-28-2003 06:06 PM

Celeborn: "Peregrin, if you do not pick my wife as Ms. Middle-earth, I shall breathe on you! Like this! *hhhooooohhhhhh*


(Anyone remember that?)

arianrod 09-28-2003 06:36 PM

(hey, I can post for my own pic, right? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Celeborn: Tell... me... where..... is.... Gandalf.... for.... I.... much.... desire...

Galadriel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

Nilpaurion Felagund 09-28-2003 11:53 PM

Celeborn: I am happy, oh so happy, and *blah-blah* and *blah-blah* and GAY!!!!!!!

Galadriel(in thought): I should have joined Finarfin...

Lame, yes, but praps we chatsy with it a bit, praps... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

The_Hand 09-29-2003 04:31 AM

Celeborn: Ah ah ah! (about to sneeze)
Galadriel: (thinking) Valar please don't let him get it all over the guests!... again

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: The_Hand ]

Feared Half-Elf 09-29-2003 12:08 PM

This is what happens next in my world...

...Galadriel suddenly produces a Post-It saying 'insert 50p coin here' with an arrow ponting downwards and sticks it on Cleborn's nose.


Lame, but oh well.

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

Lily 09-29-2003 03:09 PM

Celeborn: Baaaaaa!

Elennar Starfire 09-29-2003 03:39 PM

I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music...

Sorry, Galadriel's expression made me think of Christine in a trance in The Phantom of the Opera. Songs from that have been stuck in my head all day, soo... *sings* The phantom of the opera is here inside my mind...

Arothir 09-29-2003 03:57 PM

Celeborn in a singing voice: OHHHHH!!!!

Galadriel thinking: Oh why did I ever go to Doriath?

GaladrieloftheOlden 09-29-2003 04:02 PM

Galadriel: *from the corner of her mouth* No, Celeborn, for heaven's sake, how many times have I told you that weed is BAD?

-Menelien

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien 09-29-2003 04:51 PM

Galadriel: Just ignore him, he's a cardboard cut out.

Anyone remember that blooper? Who did that anyway? It was genius!

Celeborn: AAAGGH!! WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!! *Jaw locks* Oh no, not again!

Galadriel: *Thinkin* Don't cry, it'll be okay, you still look graceful, just pretend you don't know him...

Yavanna228 09-29-2003 08:03 PM

C: *in stereotypically aristocratic British accent* 'Welcome, my friends, to our land of joy and peace that lasts forever.'
G: *thinks* 'And ever, and ever, and ever...'
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Ok, I know that's not canonical, pardon. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace
PS. To all the ones with the Celeborn halitosis posts, hurrah! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The good old days!


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