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Anyone seen george of the jungle w/ brendan fraser?
Legolas: "javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavaj avajava *deep breath* javajavajavajava..........." Legolas starts running around and jumpimg all over everything. hehehehe I mean look at the look on his face he looks so ecstatic about something, he must be on a caffiene high |
*dies* javajavajavajavajava! *dies again (still)*
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One I stole from another place, I don't remember where.
Legolas: HAH! Aragorn just tossed Gimli! Quote:
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http://www.lordoftherings.net/homevi...ges/image3.jpg
Merry: Pippin, that tree just said your name! Pippin: ... I know! [ September 25, 2003: Message edited by: Theoden ] |
Merry: Whoa, dude! Like, that tree was talking, wow!
Pippin: Quite. But, my dear Mr. Tree, in your explatification, you forgot to factor in the parabola, thus rendering your theory ineffectual solving the flight problem. |
(From the matrix)
Treebeard: 'don't think you can, know you can!' he leaps Merry and Pippin: "Woah!!" Thank you about the javajavajavajava part I love that...hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That picture of Legolas is just so inspiring [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Pippin: Whoa! THat must be the biggest mushroom on Middle-Earth
-----or----- Merry: Did you see that? Pippin: What? Merry: Fangirls from Dunland! Run!!!!!!!!! (They run like Mordor, but the fangirls are not far behind them...) Merry: Oh, no! They're wearing cleats! Pippin: Outta my way! Outta my way! Lame, yes...but what about second breakfast? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Anyone who has seen and loooove Zoolander will get this one:
Someone not in the picture: I became bulimic Merry: (after long pause) You can read minds? |
Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!! |
"Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul rider dragging a sign that says *Eat At Joe's*?"
Now that has to be the biggest squirrel in the world! |
Quote:
Merry: *gasp* *jaw drops* Its Gimli in a tutu! Pippin: Where? I don't see him... is it pink? is that it? AH!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] yeah lame I know... |
Merry: Frodo!?! What are you doing in that tree?
Frodo: Never mind that, just GET ME DOWN!!! I have absolutely no idea where that came from. |
Oooooo... Aaaaaa...
I dunno... just the look on Merry's face...- -;;; |
This is for the Legolas riding picture. I posted a caption for it, but it "mysteriously disappeared".
OW! Gimli! Get your axe outta my BUTT!!!! |
The_Hand: lol!! i *lovelovelove* that part in zoolander!! it's one of my most favorite lines to repeat over and over! and over and over....
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~merenwen~ |
Merry and Pippin have just realized...
...they forgot to turn off the water at Crickhollow. [ September 27, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ] |
arianrod, that is too funny! I burst out laughing when I read that!
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Merry: What the...?
*In tree* Gandalf: I am a tree, you cannot see me, for I look like any other tree here, I am a tree, I feel like a tree... |
Merry: Does Galadriel know that white becomes transparent when it's wet?
Pippin: Where? Where? Let me see!!!! |
"That's one more for exotic bird bingo...."
"Who knew that denethor's medication would make him pro-trees and anti-fire....." |
Quote:
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It was a moment of inspiration! I don't know what came over me!
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Merry: Wow that is one big pile of dragon caca!
Pippin: and what's really weird... doesn't it smell like chocolate to you? Merry: Pip don't be getting any ideas or I will be forced to fong you! yes it is gross and not the least bit funny, but I'm bored. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] |
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Celeborn: (totally without feeling) "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man he lives on Dury lane..."
Galadriel: "So it begins..." |
Celeborn: *BELCH*
Galadriel: *sniffs* Erch! That REEKS! I knew I shouldn't have cooked curry... with marmite. OR Celeborn: *sings* Donvinatie! Galadriel: *thinks* I'm married to a loonatic... |
Celeborn: (gags) I swallowed a bug...ack! (thinks: maintain calm expression...)
Galadriel: (resigned sigh, speaks through side of mouth) If you'd keep your big Teleri trap shut, you wouldn't have that problem... |
Celeborn: *slurring* My name is Celeborn and I am an alcoholic.
Galadriel: *whispering* Not now, Celeborn. Your therapy session is tomorrow. |
Celeborn: and now I will sing Twinkle Twinkl Little Star *does voice excercises* *sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in a squeaky voice*
Galadriel: *telepathically* RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Celeborn: "Peregrin, if you do not pick my wife as Ms. Middle-earth, I shall breathe on you! Like this! *hhhooooohhhhhh*
(Anyone remember that?) |
(hey, I can post for my own pic, right? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
Celeborn: Tell... me... where..... is.... Gandalf.... for.... I.... much.... desire... Galadriel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..... |
Celeborn: I am happy, oh so happy, and *blah-blah* and *blah-blah* and GAY!!!!!!!
Galadriel(in thought): I should have joined Finarfin... Lame, yes, but praps we chatsy with it a bit, praps... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Celeborn: Ah ah ah! (about to sneeze)
Galadriel: (thinking) Valar please don't let him get it all over the guests!... again [ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: The_Hand ] |
This is what happens next in my world...
...Galadriel suddenly produces a Post-It saying 'insert 50p coin here' with an arrow ponting downwards and sticks it on Cleborn's nose. Lame, but oh well. [ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ] |
Celeborn: Baaaaaa!
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I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music...
Sorry, Galadriel's expression made me think of Christine in a trance in The Phantom of the Opera. Songs from that have been stuck in my head all day, soo... *sings* The phantom of the opera is here inside my mind... |
Celeborn in a singing voice: OHHHHH!!!!
Galadriel thinking: Oh why did I ever go to Doriath? |
Galadriel: *from the corner of her mouth* No, Celeborn, for heaven's sake, how many times have I told you that weed is BAD?
-Menelien |
Galadriel: Just ignore him, he's a cardboard cut out.
Anyone remember that blooper? Who did that anyway? It was genius! Celeborn: AAAGGH!! WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!! *Jaw locks* Oh no, not again! Galadriel: *Thinkin* Don't cry, it'll be okay, you still look graceful, just pretend you don't know him... |
C: *in stereotypically aristocratic British accent* 'Welcome, my friends, to our land of joy and peace that lasts forever.'
G: *thinks* 'And ever, and ever, and ever...' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Ok, I know that's not canonical, pardon. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Peace PS. To all the ones with the Celeborn halitosis posts, hurrah! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The good old days! |
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