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"I'll be damned if Viggo's getting the last jam doughnut!"
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Heeere I come to save the daaaay!
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When will your laxative kick in?
(ok so I was influenced by ninecompanions.com) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
Inspired by Esgallhugwen:
'Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now...' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace |
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Boromir: NO! Gandalf, stay away! I didn't even want to play Spin the Bottle in the first place! AHHHH! *Gandalf brandishes lipstick* |
(A still from the movie Bormrest Gump.)
(Random Female Voice: RUN BORMREST!!!!! RUN!!!!!! |
darn, esgallhugwen stole mine...ohwell...it was good anyway [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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New pic:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eowyn_26.jpg Eowyn auditions for the part of Galadriel. |
Eowyn wonders when her laxative will kick in...
*Sorry, I just had to get that one in. I'll get off the topic* Peace |
Eowyn: I did soooo not bleach my hair! Bleach is for commoners! Nothing except L'Oreal touches this royal hair! Oops! Wait! *checks her script* OK, who changed my script with Arwen's????????
*Hobbit snickering is heard in the background* |
why didn't you tell the makeup artist i was supossed to be durnhelm today....
Why wait till now okay that was bad sorry but the piccy is a hard one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Wormtongue, touch my butt one more time and this sword will hack at more than just orc heads.
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Eowyn's thinking...must win staring contest against Legolas
hehehe thank you for you comments earlier... I'm sorry I had to put that laxative one I mean just look at his face!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
man, the laxative one never gets old - always funny!
Well said, this pic's a tough one. I like Meela's a lot so I copied from it a bit: [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Eowyn (dangerously low voice): What d'you call me? Mhm? I'm sorry, I didn't hear that? An icy *****? ::slowly puts hand on sword:: Say that again, will you? [ September 17, 2003: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ] |
Eowyn (looking into the mirror): Oh no...that is not a zit...I'll look harder, it's probably just a...d'oh!
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Must...win...musical...statues...
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Wormtoungue: I have changed my ways, I even took a bath, will you not go out with me?
Eowyn: No!!!! Go away or I will melt you to the ground (staring very hard) Kinda lame but I tried [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
For the Boromir pic:
"Chariots of Fire" Boromir: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
For the Eowyn pic:
Eowyn: For the last time Grima, get those unwashed hands off of me! Try it one more time while my helmet is around, and you'll be saying "That Dern Helm" for the last time in your life. http://imladris.nu/claudio/b015.jpg Legolas: What do you mean I lost my pack of Herbal Essences shampoo???? You mean the Mango scented leave-in conditioner is gone too???? Ai Ai! (Sorry, I couldn't help it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) [ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ] |
"What do you mean, Gimli's still sat behind me? I thought that was my backpack..."
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Legolas is stunned in sheer horror when he see's Gimli in a neon pink tu-tu brandishing lipstick. Or any of the members of the fellowship in drag!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
Has any one ever seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert,(I mean the original Australian one) well Hugo Weaving is in it and every time I watch it I'm waiting for him to say Mordorwhile dancing in that green frock. That would be too funny, some one should bring up a picture of Elrond so we can do that!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: *squints* Not much, I forgot my contacts! |
And suddenly, after leaving the dead behind and while riding to Helm's Deep, it hits...
"Waaaait a minute... that guy owed me money!" |
Legolas: I knew Eowyn wouldn't go out with me, I just knew it. I wish she hadn't tried to cut my hair with her sword, though.
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*Legolas realizes that there is no such thing as the Horn of Khazad-dum, and that Gimli was lying to him all along.*
(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one). [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
"But Galadriel told me Mordor was a mall!"
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Legolas is devasted to learn that there is no Gap of Rohan... not even a Banana Republic! (heehee, this caption was on another site for some other Leggy pic, but it worked for this one oh-so-well [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]) |
*double take* 'This isn't Mirkwood?'
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Legolas: Wait a minute... was that Arwen?! *thinks* Nah...can't be. But then again she's had two scenes already... |
OOOH! AAAH! I can't stand the pressure....blue eyes or brown eyes?! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Legolas: Gimli, get your hands off my arrows!
Gimli: But I can't get the gum out of my beard; I've got to cut it off! Legolas: But you have an axe, haven't you? Gimli: You sure you want me to do this...(Legolas nods)...OK, then. (A sudden shriek fills the air.) Legolas: You freak-of-a-dwarf! You hit my beautiful golden hair! Please don't throw me into Mt. Doom... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
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(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one). [/QUOTE] Not to mention the ones who read them and now wish that they hadn't...*gag* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_2.JPG Hee hee! I like candy! Aragorn, do you have candy??? |
Legolam: Aragorn come quick! They're giving away free Burrow-Down t-shirts!!! Run!
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"Ha! Gimli got shot in the a**!"
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Anyone who's seen Bruce Almighty will get this one.
Legolas: Hey! I've got prayers! |
"Hey, guys, check it out! You won't believe what this orc is doing!"
I saw a larger version of this pic in somebody's sig once and the caption was: "Chocolate? You've got chocolate??" It always cracked me up. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
"Tee-hee! Oops I tinkled!"
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Anywho.. back on topic... Legolas: Hey Gimli! Come look! I dont think that was an orc! *snicker* [ September 24, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ] |
Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas!
Aragorn: Man cenich! Legolas: An army of Elf girls in bikinis! PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!! |
Legolas: Haha, I stole Galdriel's mirror. Now I can look at my handsome self all yen long... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
No, not Mt. Doom again! [ September 24, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ] |
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