"Is it alive?"
"Dunno. Poke and see if it jumps."
"I'm not touching it!"
"Well, I'm not going to. It's my birthday, I shouldn't have to."
"Shut up about your stupid birthday!!" *strangle*

LOL Meela!

Hobbit 1 *Deep concentration* "Ok, I can nearly read it...just a few more runes..."
Hobbit 2 *Jumpily, reaches hand forward quickly* "Careful not to touch it!"
H1 *counts to 10 under breath* "Why exactly not?"
H2: 'Cos it's mine.
H1: Isn't, its mine!
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: I - glurk! *choking noises as Hobbit 2 strangles hobbit 1*

Wow, going on a theme here....

Deagol: Oooooooo.... goooooold!!!!!!!

Smeagol: Oooooooo.... precioussssssss.....

Little did Smeagol and Deagol realize that looking at The Ring for too long will make their eyes go crossed permanetly! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

After many minutes of sitting like this:
Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me?
Smeagol: Well, no actually, I quite like just sitting here and staring at it.
Deagol: Oh good, me too...

Ring: *in booming voice* I come in peace. Take me to your leader.

Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking.

Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it..

Lame, I know. Sorry. Couldnt resist showing how like their ancestors the hobbits are... ^_^

[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

hehe^ ^ So there's a lot of DK/LOTR fans, ne~? ^ ^ (personally, I like Alfeegi *&* Ruwalk...- -;; )

I love this thread! Isso funny! ^ ^;

I found this very funny - Smeag and Deag as Merry and Pippin. Maybe because they sort of are /were.

Smeagol - sneaks from behind
Deagol: Still absorbed by the ring
Smeagol - reaches his hand and...
Smeagol: BOOOO! Hehehehe! Scared ye, eh? Betcha didn't see this coming.

Er, Naz, are you drunk? Sorry, I had to ask...


Oh, and why thank you Evisse the Blue. I live to please ^_^ Well, and to dominate the world, but thats not the point.

[ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

For the Pippin Pic (hehe. I made a funny).

Pippin: Hey, Merry!! Watch my squirrel impression!

Deagol: And with a wave of my hand, I shall make this ring disappear!

Smeagol: Aww, do ya hafta? You've already swallowed it and brought it back, and pulled it out of my ear. Can't you stop now?

Deagol: Allakazam, allakaboo, Allaka-BRAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! *Smeaglies strangles Deaglies*

*giggles* Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice.

Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got!
Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd.
Deagol: What? What is it?
Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!!
Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off!
Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!!
*Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away*
Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?!

No... I'm not.. don' worry...

LOL, Horse maiden I love that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Deagol and Smeagol torment a ladybird.

*photo taken just before Deagol finds the One Ring*

Deagol? Um...you know my grandma always says 'if you make that face to long it might stay that way'. Deag?

Not very good, perhaps, but it is a first try. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ September 08, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

Little did Jack Black realize as he held that ring, a very stealthy hobbit was sneaking up on him at that very moment....

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...k/b/8376_b.jpg
There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.

"Oh come on, sir, I pointed out all the flaws of the Numenoreans, as well as the eventual reason for their downfall. Come on, don't you think this paper is at leastworth an A?"

"Now... sign here, here, & here."

Here's the menu for today, sirs, may I take your order?

'Look, Sire, I have found it! The Genealogy of Tom Bombadil!'

Peace

"Here ees ze vine menoo, zur. I voult reccomendt ze house vine. You vant vite vine, no? Ze red vine ees magneefeeco, ho ho ho!"

YOU invision Grima vis a French accent...hee hee...gotta get off now...

Look what we did in school, Mommy! Look, it's finger painting! Do you see my dragon?? No, it's not a cow, it's a dragon! See the flames? *sniffle*

'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas'

or
'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy'
or
'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' *you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good* [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

This is Wormy to Saruman (even though techinacally Worm is at Edoras in the pic):

"I'm sorry sir, but I thought it best to have a copy of the contract just so Sauron holds up his end of the deal when all is said & done."


P.S. 'There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.' I like that one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]!

[ September 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

"And now I shall baffle you warrior-folk with this list of polysyllabic words!!!"

"My name is to on the kinergarten graduation dimploma! See, it's right here-er, wait a second..."

Look sire! I can draw a boat!


Or...

Theoden King! Theoden King! Look what came in the mail! It is a chain letter! If you don't send it to seven other people, bad luck will follow you all the rest of your days!

Wormtongue's new teaching job is working out just fine:

"Repeat after me, children: grease... is... good! Next one: pale... is... beautiful! Very good, children! Now, next one. Saruman... is... our... master!"

'Your Mum sent you this note Master Saruman...*ahem* "dear sweet pea, I've sent you some clean underwear because I know you don't like to do your own laundry, it's sparkling white so don't stain them. p.s. I wuv you my wittle wizard.
Luv mommsie
Keep in mind that Wormtongue could announce this to the whole Uruk-Hai army because he can't find Saruman, hhooo hoooo that whould be too funny [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume!

[ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ]

(sorry about the size)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler..._amonhen_9.JPG

"I can't believe it! I'm late for the annual Minas Tirith Disco Dance-off! There's no way Faramir's taking over my championship title!"

*claps*
That was great!

Boromir's break into advertising:

(voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion!

Hehehehe!

"I'm going to miss the sacrifice! I'm going to miss the sacrifice!"

(hehe from Help)

Boromir: You can't see them yet, but THE TELETUBBIES ARE AROUND THE CORNER! RUN FROM THE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!!!!

LOL! Priceless!

Boromir: "Fangirls!! Ruuun! Swords are of no more use here!"

So begins Boromir's scheme to scare the schnikes out of the camera man.

Peace

Boromir: THEY HAVE SOAP!!! RUUUNNN!!!

Aragorn: OH NO!!! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!!

*all run, except Legolas*

Legolas: You all could use baths!

Boromir: RUN!! Gimli's eaten chili again!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
or
Boromir: Must....*pant*...run..*puff*...from Dwarf women! (wait... or are they men?)


That anti-perspirant is an absolute hilarious scream, i'm trying to hold in my laughter so my mom doesn't think I've gone insane! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ September 13, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]