Ahh.... I thought you said this was woodstock!? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Haha, cute, Cinderella. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Rohan housewife: 'Get out! Out I say! I just mopped these floors!'

Peace

Legolas: Gimli, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Legolas: Come on, men! The road is long, and we need a riding song! *singing* Theeeeee... wheels on the bus go round and round... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

hmmmmmmmmmmm i can't seem to think of anything right now............................................... ..................nope not now either...........................................I GOT ONE
rohan person: welcome to the castle antharax
it not a very nice name

yeah well i tried [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Ohhhhhhh, we wish we were Oscar Meyer wieners, yes that is what we'd really like to beee-eee..

Leggy: I hate these Rohanian cookouts.

Huh? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Legolas: ?!?!? This isn't Lothlorien!

(Think this isn't Osgiliath)

Legolas: Can you believe we waited for an hour just for a pony ride?

Gimli: Looks like we came at the right time though; these people will be here for awhile...

For the sake of keeping this thread moving, here's the next one:

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...pin011025a.jpg

Sam: Why am I always last?

Sam: psst... Pippin! Where's the bathroom?

Pippin: Ooh, sharp objects!

Sam: Watch where you're pointing that thing1

(or...)

Sam: And all I'll get it a rope & box of dirt... why can't my pans glow blue like Mr. Frodo's Sting?

(lame? yeah, that's what I thought... :P)

Sam: Oh look, she's coming to give me my gifts. Will they be wondrous? Will they be forever coveted by all who see them? I think not! I know I'm a gardener but she doesn't have to rub it in!

pippin: 'oooooo...shiny aaaannd pointy'
Sam scowls at pippin, 'No one ever trusts me with pretty pointy shiny things!!' [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

yes, yes very lame. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Galadriel: Now, which one of you is it that's been smoking pipeweed behind the Mallorn Trees? Come on, speak up. I know that it was one of you ...

Galadriel: Oh sorry Samwise Gamgee, I cannot give you anything seeing as.....
*turns into her evil self, all silver and terrible* ..
'YOU ATE ALL THE LEMBAS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR TRIP!!!'

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_37.JPG
Oh...hold on, Yup there it is! *Farts* Ahh...

Take a deep breath stay cool keep calm let them use your shampoo

Ok I know its lame but its something

Legolas goes in for a self-help therapy course.
'Now, breathe in, two, three, four. Envision yourself among the nice, clean, beautiful trees, away from the nasty, dirty hobbitses and that stupid ring. You are the master of your universe. Breathe out, two, three, four...'
Peace

The Council of Elrond was a serious affair. However, the young Mirkwood Prince had been at a fantastic rave the night before and couldn't really be bothered with politics.

Rohan soldiers: EEK! GET OUT! THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE!

Merry: Oooh, shiny....
Pippin: Oooh, pointy....
Sam: *sulk* Why do you trust the stupid ones with the dangerous stuff???
Pippin: *cries*

"Breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, brethe out..."

Legolas: Must...not...kill...Gimli...

1*gasp* Aragorn is sitting right next to me...okay stay cool...

2Oh! No you didn't just call me a pointy eared pretty boy!! Dwarves are so annoying. Grrr

For the Galadriel one.


Pippin: Crazy lady, dont you know youre not supposed to give knives to little kids?!

Pippin: Maybe if I blow my cheeks out they won't recognize me...

Swan song,
-Menelien

"Ring schming... what's the big deal with this quest anyway?"

I am Pippin, hear me roar!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pippin: I knew I souldn't have drank that Ent draught...now I'm bloated aren't I Merry?

Merry:wow pip you sure know how to pack it on.. d'ai mean, No...of course...you look great.

[ August 31, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

LOL - he does look like he's gonna be sick!

"Treebeard, what did you put in that draught?? It's all coming back now, and it isn't gonna be pretty!"

Pippin: "Hey, Merry, check this out! If I puff out my cheeks like this, and cross my eyes like this, I look kinda like an orc! Whacha think?"

Merry: "I think you're an idiot."

Pippin: ...but if I puff out my cheeks and bug my eyes, I look like SAM! What do you think now, Merry?

Merry: Close, but you're still an idiot, Pip.


Sorry, arianrod. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

heehee, not a problem, Oddwen. I actually see that as a compliment. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Pippin: Why did I eat that last burrito? **bbuuurrrppp**

One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man he says...WELL I WISH HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT SOONER!!!

"What Galadriel did not tell Pippin was that eating too many lembas at one time will cause facial hair to grow, even on normally smooth faced hobbits. Pippin stoically endures his first 5 o'clock shadow and promises never to eat 4 at once again..."

Cheers,
Lyta

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

It occurs to Pippin that fifth breakfast might have been one breakfast too far.

Little did Smeagol know, on his neck there was a...huge...SPIDER!!!!!
Peace