Aragorn: Note to self...download that font...

No no no! You're playing off-key again! It's an F-flat, not F-sharp!

I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice.

Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!"

Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aragorn: "I knew I should have stayed home today..."


LOL! When I go to marching band practice tomorrow, I'll think of that. Thanks for making the heat a little more bearable, Elennar. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Aragorn "Clones of me! dear Eru no!, but wait those aren't clones there fan girls with masks of me!" He gasps in horror a fate worse then being slapped by Arwen. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Aragorn: All those tanned people are returning from their holiday...And I so hoped that I could avoid the traffic jam!

'Aragorn supervises this year's Middle Earth Marathon'

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i really had to go [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Pippin: big... scary... orc... *squeals*

I'll just close my eyes! If I can't see them, they can't see me.

There's...something...really...nasty on my foot!

Pippin murmurs in his sleep - "Mmmmm! Mushrooms!"

Pippin 'god frodo put on some pants!'

boy i suck at this.. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] but hey at least i try....

Pippin: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Ok, guys, ready or not, here I come!"

To picture with Legolas and Aragorn.
Aragorn looks at Legolas' hand.Thinks to himself :OH MY GOD HE'S GAY!!!!!!

I love the Lion King!


Aragorn: (looking at the uruk-hai)
...holy...crap...

Uruk-Hai: Its ok Aragorn, we come in peace, its those wretched teletubbies! they have come to us! Run!

HA CHOOO!!!
Crap! no hankies!
(look at message Icon)

Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Heh heh... Go Indiana Jones! This could be in the mixed-up movies thread, but I put it here, since we've got the picture and all... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Pippin: *I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks.*

All Secret Diaries fans will get this one!

Gimli?? Legolas was bad enough, but Gimli... *shudders*

Indiana Jones ROCKS! Go Indy! ^_^

At least Boromir hasn't asked Pippin if he wanted to blow the Horn of Gondor yet. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]


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(btw, that's Grima. Scary. *shudders*)

(In a very Daria style tired voice)

Grima: Oh..my..gosh.. a big stick.. whaddya gonna do eh? poke me in the eye?

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Mommy, uncle Gandalf has a nice stick.Grima want's a nice stick.Why can't Grima ever have nice sticks?

Grima: Can't...stop...staring. Eowyn in white bikini.

I don't believe it! Gandalf's my ex-wife's lawyer!

Grima: Mustn't...get into...swan boat...

Gandalf: Your eyes looked glazed grima.

Grima: I must kneel before thy throne and sacrifice to the porcline god.

Gandalf: My staff is not the porcline god!!!

Or:

Grima: If I was a Mr Potato head these would be my angry eyes!

Gandalf: Ok, now, repeat after me...I am not evil.

Gríma: *monotone* I am not evil.

Gandalf: I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gríma: *monotone*I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gandalf: I will wash my hair.

Gríma: *monotone* I will wash my hair.

Gandalf: I will stop stalking Éowyn.

Gríma: *monotone* I will stop stalking..*snaps out of trance* hey, what are you trying to do? This hypnosis was only supposed to help me stop smoking!

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If you bring me into this icy hurricane one more time, I will, I will oh forget it...mumble...mumble...

Saruman demonstrates his new vacuum cleaner to Grima.

*A strong warm wind gusts up behind Grima*
someone in the background "Alright who let one off.. Grima was it you? did you eat Eowyn's home cooking again?" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Grima: If ONE MORE person tells me that my hairpiece is on backwards, I'll really start to get angry!

'If those stupid PETA people think they can get me for wearing a fur coat by trying to suck it off with the Giant Suction Machine of Doom, they've got another thing coming!'
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Peace

Grima learns why Saruman put up those, "Do not climb around in the air vent." signs.

Grima: Okay, who turned off the gravity?!

Ha... Ha... Ha... Very funny.... Let's all turn up the Cold Air on Grima, he's not REALLY cold-blooded....
Ha... Ha... Ha...

Grima: Don't make me angry ... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

Grima: "I guess the face-lift didn't turn out the way it was supposed to..."

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"Hurry Men! There's a sale at the Gap of Rohan!"