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You would have had to see Pirates of the Caribean to get this.
Theoden: Arrh... I should have never of taken one of those coins from that chest. There chocolate Saruman says...right...arrh. |
Theodon: Listen up Jehova witness, I don't know how you got in, but I want you out.
Gandalf: Now, now, let's not be hasty. |
Theoden: Now, Gandalf, it had better work this time. My butt is getting sore, and I have to take my medication.
Gandalf: Don't worry, if I can get this spell to work right, you won't need your medication? Theoden: But, weren't you the one who couldn't figure out how to open the doors at Moria? *thinks to self* Uh-oh, I'm going to be here a loooong time. |
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"Yoo hoo! Just passing by, thought I'd pop in and steal the odd bit of jewellery... and I'll have a cuppa while I'm here. Milk, two sugars."
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Gollum: Hello hobbitses!
*waves cheerly* Sorry, that was my first impression. |
Gollum:: Can you hear me now?
Hobbits:: *snores* Gollum:: Good. |
High fives, hobbitses!
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Hellooooo-oooo? Oh, come now silly hobbitsses! I didn't hit you that hard, no precious! Gollum!
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I want your hairsis, its so curly and warmsis, not like this old ragsssss...
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Stupid fat hobbitses, rolling off the bed and taking the blanketses...
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Gollum- pinching his fingers 'i'm squishing your head hobbitses!'
I don't know you have to imagine him with this sort of accent, i think it's from kids in the hall. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
I just thought of a good one for Theoden.
Theoden: Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad. |
Jusssst lay still massster, there's a fly on your head, almosssst got him...
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Gollum: Hello!! Can you see me? *waves* No? Ok. *mutters* Stupid hobbitsesss, sleeping even when someone tries to strangle you... Yessss...precioussss...
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Don't shoot me [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] -Aredhel |
Gollum: Boo!!! (hobbits don't move) I said "boo!" (gollum's getting agitated) When I say "boo", you're supposed to jump up and scream!!! (hobbits continue snoring) Hello?
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I think it is time we had a new picture. Sorry about the dinky size but this was too funny to pass up.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...on-aragorn.jpg Legolas: Boromir! Aragorn! Give me back my hair gel! |
Boromir: Ye gods! the armie of teletubbies has followed us here also!
Aragorn: Let me outta here! Arwen, where is Arwen, i want my Arwen, she can ride me away from those evil beings! |
Boromir: B- ba- bathwater...
Aragorn: Quick! Before it gets away! From sidelines... Gandalf: Goody! Bathwater! Legolas: Shove it! This is mine. Gandalf: But I haven't had a bath since the Second Age... Legolas: Yeah? Well I haven't washed since yesterday. Look at the state of my hair!! |
Notice the little words in the corner? Here's what they say:
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Boromir: What the...
Aragorn: Run! It's Gimli in only a bathtowel! *From sidelines* Legolas: Bathtowel? I need to wash my hair! Gimli! Cover yourself up! No, I don't want the bathtowel. What are you doing? No don't give me the towel, put it back around your waist so that I can uncover my eyes again. Gimli: I'm sure you want the towel really... |
Borrums: Look at that huge raincloud! We shall all be drenched!
Aragorn: Quick everybody! Duck under my umbrella of hair! The great amount of grease will wick away any amount of water Caradhras sends us! The rest: Our hero! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Aragorn: Scotty!! I need more power from the warp engines!
Boromir: I'm sorry, Captain. That's all she has. If I try to push her any more, she'll blow. [ July 29, 2003: Message edited by: Alatįriėl ] |
Borrums: Ooooh, my hair feels so soft.
*from the side*Pippin: Well that's because you used legolas' hair conditioner. Aragorn: Shut up fool of a Took. |
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_arwen_2.JPG
Arwen: Alas, my secret has been discovered, I am really a ringwraith. hmmm that was wierd. I am having random thoughts. |
"Next time, dad, get me the new dress when I say I want the new dress! Grandma Galadriel has promised me three new dresses if I go live with her."
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Arwen: *sniff sniff* Don't you feel sorry for poor wittle me? They never give me the pretty things, never give me the rings. Not even that one that hobbit found...I get no thanks for all I do, riding and saving that ungrateful little...'
Glorfindel in the background: 'That was my part, you silly she-elf! You get what you deserve!' Ok, that wasn't as good as it was in my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace |
lol, these are great! I haven't been to the BD for so long, I totally forgot about this! lol, I'm gonna have to think of some. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Arwen, filled with contempt at her father for him sending her away.
Arwen: Oh yes father, you may have won the battle, but you have not won the war. I shall bide my time... oh yes, i will father.. Ill get you my pretty! and your little hobbits too!" |
I'll be back...
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Dad, don't try to talk me out of it! I told you if you gave that darn "Have you ever just looked at it..." speech again I'd move in with Granny!
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Even Elves have bad hair days... _ |
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Legolas attempts the vulcan nerve pinch.
Aragorn: ummm...Legolas? This isn't Star Trek. |
"Don't push me, elf! I'm having a balance keeping contest with Gimli now."
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Aragorn: "Ah yes, just a little lower, yes, right there!"
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Aragorn: Wha...? Pink fingernail polish????
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Legolas: Hmm... should I stab him or strangle him?
Aragorn - Legolas's first (albeit unwilling) customer at his new hairdressing salon. |
Aragorn: Ew, when did you last wash your hands?
Legolas: Since when did you care? Peace |
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