Fortunately since they were the only one alive, they decidet that they infact were the good guys.

Unforetunately (for the bad guys) they weren't the only ones left when the valar decided to repopulate midde-earth with the desendents of finarfin.

Fourtunately, the descendents of Finarfin were infact evil and the "Evil Guys" are actually good.

Unfortunately, Eorl of Rohan, who thinks this is all too confusing babble of goodness being evil being goodness being evil being go- and so on, was soon tired of this paradoxical discussion, took a part-time job at Eru Demolishment Inc. and wiped out all source of debatement on this point - which happened to be everyone.

Fortunately, Eru thought this most unfair and quite frankly silly. So he decided to put everything to rights... but Gimli still didn't have anything to eat.

Unfortunately Gimli had already died from hunger.

Fortunately Gimli, who had already died of decapitation once, could not die twice, so he had not died.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . due to his multiple encounters with death, he became Lord of the Netherworld. Using an army of zombie-Dwarves, he ousted Mandos from . . . err . . . Mandos.

Fortunately, Mandos was rather bored with his job anyway, so he started devoting his newfound free time to opening a chain of luxury beach resorts.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . he built his resorts on the shores of Ekkaia, and all who tried to swim fell to the bottom of the sea, where they were devoured by Ulmo's fishy car.

Fortunately, Ulmo's fishy car was famed for it's road trips, and spat all it's victems out on the more hospitable shores of Dol Amroth after a particularly nasty gas station burrito.

Unforetunately, that nasty roadside burito cuased ulmo's fishy car to engage in an equally nasty sting of hit and run accidents.

Fourtunately, Chief Wiggum was on the case and Ulmo got away while Manwe took ballet!!! *Groans* :rolleyes: I couldn't resist!!!

unfortunenately (for the dance teacher, fortunatly for us), ulmo ran over manwe's ballet teacher, setting the poor valar straight. after ulmo took manwe into the smoking room and had a very long, long solemn chat with him, manwe promised never to dance ballet again.

Fortunately Grima Wormtongue was turned into an earthworm.

Unfourtunately, so was everyone else in Middle-Earth.

P.S. congrats on your 300th post in this thread Hookbill!!!

Fortunately, Gandalf turned everyone (except Grima) back to normal.

P.s. yes, I just noticed. Oh, Tra, la, la, lallly!

Unfortunately, Saruman made Grima the Earthworm grow 2,000 times bigger and Grima the Earthworm ate Gandalf.

Forunately Gandalf used Glamdiring to cut his way out of Grima's belly.

Unfortunately, everyone knows that earthworms multiply if chopped into pieces, each piece with one's own life, and now there were one-hundred-seventy-three pieces of Grima who all scattered over middle earth to eat up everyone else.

Fortunately, Eru lost his mind again and smote them all.

Unfortunately . . .
 

Eru smote the wrong 'them all.' Arda was on the other side of the Timeless Halls.

Daga, I'll take that as 'unfortunately'.
 

Fortunately, Nilpaurion Felagund was just looking at a mirror, so Eru smote the right "them all" after all.

Unfourtunately, it travelled through the Nilp mirror and into the wrong Arda.

That just wont do !
 

Fortunately, the last part of this thread never happend (yes I am a Super-Hero and this is my ability!) Gandalf was now standing beside the blody mess formerly known as Grima.

Unfortunately Wormtongue's body bred worms.

Fortunately, they were good worms that Gandalf used to attack Mordor and Isengard.

unfortunately they were pitiful weaklings

fortunately, it didn't matter, because they used sheer numbers to do what not even the ents could do: break into Orthank!!!!

Unfortunately, Saruman used his voice and convinced them all that they were evil and they should attack Gandalf.

Fortunately, Gandalf had thought ahead, and as soon as he saw them coming, pressed the red button on the black box that sat on the table in front of him...bam! no worms!

Unfortunately Legolas was killed in the explosion.

Fortunately, this meant no more Captain Obvious!! :D

Unfortunately a Legolas fangirl arrived in Middle-Earth, at Legolas's grave to be precise.

Fortunately, Gandalf charged very high admission fees for the graveyard of Legolas and so got very rich!

Unfortunately...
 

Unfortunately, Butters the Squirrel stole all of Gandalf's money.

Fortunately Dilbo the world wettest dog, killed Butters the Squirel and brought the money back to Gandalf.

Unfortunately, Gandalf lost it all in gambling and drugs.

Fortunately, the drugs were the Longbottom leaf from the shire and he liked that the most.

Unfortunately, the evil hobbits who didn't like Gandalf laced the Longbottom leaf with arsenic and Gandalf died.