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Merry: Stop right now! Thank you very much, we need somebody with a human touch...
*drops to the floor, crawls under a table* Sorry, that bit of Spice Girls just popped into my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~Menelien |
Merry: Look Pippin,look! Look! Look!! Look!!!
LOOK!!!! Pippin: What? Merry: Made you look! Ok that is way over done but I couldn't think of anything else. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Merry:Hey Pip, pull my finger.
*Pippin pops his head in* Pippin:I dont think so, remember what happened last time! |
Merry: Look, Pippin! People are staring at us through the computer screen!
Pippin: Do you think they're going to finish that bag of chips? |
Merry abandons his sword in favor of fighting orcs with his index finger.
You don't have to tell me I need help I already know. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: BobTheGrey ] |
Merry: We just got Gandalf... youre next!
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Merry: Look, its a blueberry muffin! Ooooooooohhhhhhhh!
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**Pippin rases fire to fingertips**
Pippin: So you thought I was just a hobbit... MWHAHAHA! OR Aragorn: Great. I gte to be in the backround. I'M THE RIGHTFUL KING OF GONDOR YOU KNOW???? |
"Look Pip! BOROMIR stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
"Who, he?" "Yes, he." "Couldn't be!" "Then who...?" (Boromir) "Nah, I'm more of a calamari person..." By the way, Horse-Maiden, where did you find that picture??? It's really funny-looking (but not like the one of the infamous Gondorian soldier.... ) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ] |
http://www.angelfire.com/rings/shieldmaiden/Frodo06.jpg
*thinking to self* Wow, I thought my hair was about to devour my soul....get a look at that lady's hair! |
Can I go out with Sam now? Please...I made my homework and washed windows...and I'll be home at nine!
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I didn't steal your blue contactlenses. Honest. Look at my eyes, would a puppyeyed kid like this lie to you?
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What do you mean theres been a change in the script???? What do you mean I'm not playing Frodo anymore???? What do you mean the balrog has wings???? oh now it doesn't??? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!! *thinks to self* man, where'd I put that blasted tie of mine?
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Frodo: *thinking to self* That is one BIIIIIG spider in her hair...
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I came all this way through orcs, goblins, and Elvish guards what's more, and all I get is a puke colored cloak and a fire fly in a jar???!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ] |
Frodo: What d'you mean, you won't marry me?
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Frodo: You're stepping on my foot.
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"Darned... glue..... GIMLI!!!!"
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Legolas Thinking**: At last my deed is done, all the girls love me!!! Now i can just sit back and look pretty, and let Aragorn do all the work...hehe. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Legolas thinking: Wait till Aragorn finds out what I wrote on his back [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Legolas: I'm too sexy for my shirt...
Random Rohirrim girls: Take it off! Take it off! |
Legolas: observe, boys and girls, how you throw two knives at once...
off the screen person: They're arrows you idiot! |
Legolas Do my armpits smell?
Person not in pic:Put those arms down! [ July 05, 2003: Message edited by: Catherine ] |
"Ahh, there's nothing leisurely scraaaaatching your own back when you know perfectly well nobody else can because they aren't limber elves..."
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Hm, I think I'll take this random moment to give my hair a quick lookover.
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Legolas attempts to pry away the gum that Gimli stuck in his hair last night.
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Legolas: Must have knifes. Mst stab Orc or die. Why isn't knife coming out.
Gimli with glue: *snigger* |
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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Did YOU steal the cookies from the cookie jar? Then you diiiieeeeee!!"
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"What did you call my mother?"
For the Legolas one: "Wait! My braid's coming undone!" or "Is my tag sticking out?" |
Hey aragorn, your ring looks awkwardly like mine. And I lost mine. Give it to me!
Aragorn: You stupid Hobbit, you threw your ring in a firey chasm. I got this ring from my great grandfather. You suffer from Ringophobia. Frodo: Ring? Where? |
Frodo: Weeelcome to the 'cook with Mr Frodo' show again. Today we will make some boiled rabbit. first peel the potatoes. And if you don't have a knife, use a sword like I do...
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Frodo:The hills are alive with the sound of music!!
Opps...wrong movie |
It was at this moment Arwen realized it was too late to save poor Frodo from his impending doom.
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Frodo: how dare you call me short and bug-eyed! Lets see ya do it now im the one with the bloody sword!"
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Gollum: I'm going to punch your lights out.
Frodo: Ohw yeah? Let's see how you can do it with one...FREAKEN EYE! Saw the mask again. Boy is that movie funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Abedithon le |
"Sam! Keep looking for that spatula! The eggs are almost done and I don't think I can flip them with a sword!"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rthgalen_3.JPG Introducing, SAMWISE PRESLEY singin' his greatest hit! "You ain't nothin' but a Slinker, whinin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a Stinker, cryin' all the time You may have caught a rabbit but youwain't no friend of mine!" |
*After 50 kilometers it is Bibi Nankela the....wait a minute, what is that fat kid doing there?*
Sam: Autograph, autograph! |
Sam: NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE LIONS IN NEW ZEALAND!
or... Sam: ARAGORN, NOT ONLY HAS THE ARMY OF TELETUBBIES TAKEN HELM'S DEEP, THEY HAVE COME UNTO AMON HEN AS WELL! [ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ] |
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