Hehe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? But no. Just always obsessed with bugs.

SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working!

Oh, and also:
symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks! :mad: :eek:

Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees. :)

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who stomps on the bees when they are sitting on the sweet-smelling flowers.

Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out.

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out.

Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde.

Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected.

Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them.

Saruman: I am the Entwives, who beat up the Ents for being so violent. :rolleyes: :D

Gandalf: I am the Elm tree Sam's cousin spots in the Shire, who was actually an Entish Stud who lures the Entwives away.

SARUMAN: I am the lumberjack that cuts down the walking tree.

Gandalf: I am the radical enviromentalist who burns down the lumberjack's house with his wife and children inside.

Saruman: I am the mainstream that stops the environmentalist radical.

Gandalf: I am the moral Panic that distracts the mainstream.

Saruman: I am the plastic toilet paper that makes cuting down all trees a good thing.

Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary!

Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.

Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites.

Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote!

Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart.

Gandalf: I am an Old rotten tree that distracts the termites from their antidote!

Saruman: I am the dynamite that blows up the tree stump!

Gandalf: "I am that darned bad fuse that you always seem to get when you need something to light the most."

Saruman: I am a homicidal maniac with a flame thrower!

Gandalf: I am the fireproof salamander who swallows the flames. (Gulp)

Saruman: I am a salamander eating Troll!

Gandalf: I am Pippin, who slays the troll.

Saruman: I am the insatiable curiosity that leads him to a Darwin Award worthy death!

Gandalf: I am that explosive discovery that sets Pippin's hair on fire.

Saruman: I am the lake that extinguises his hair and drowns him!

Gandalf: I am the giant blowtorch that evaporates the lake!

Saruman: I am the emptiness that fills the Blowtorch.

Gandalf: I am a flaming Balrog, who needs no stinkin' fuel!

Saruman: I am Glorfindel of Gondolin.

Gandalf: I am the fall of Gondolin.

Saruman: I am all the refugees of Gondolin who escaped.

Gandalf: I am the Dragon that swoops upon them.

Saruman: I am the Dragon-be-gone spray that is used on the swooping Dragon.

Gandalf: I am the army of Balrogs which makes the dragon unnecessary!