...,with all his silver glitter powder on, can't be seen!


Frodo: "But if you can only speak ill of those..."

Frodo: "But if you can only speak ill of those..."who know the two shirrifs of the Shire, you might find yourself going to jail for no good reason at all!! we Shirelings have become quite corrupt after the influence of Saruman

Yavanna:"Nonetheless they will have..."

(yes, stealing from my current page)

Yavanna:"Nonetheless they will have..." six feet, two noses and eleven arms. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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"The thought of..."

.... porcupine armies sends chills down my spine."

"We are hobbits from Buckland, and we have a fancy...

"We are hobbits from Buckland, and we have a fancy... artichoke.

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"Ill news is...

...only welcomed when gift wrapped and offered with a side of cheese."
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"Here is the gift of..."

a partridge in a pear tree you wanted.

Treebeard: I am not going to do anything...

Treebeard: I am not going to do anything... that may jepordize the reputation of the Green Party.


Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time...

Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time... so you will not have to endure a Tory government in Canada.

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And if I had known...

And if I had known... about this whole mess, I sure as hell wouldn't have invested in Enron.

EDIT: Oops, forgot.... :o


Behold....

Behold Denethor! Half bear and half man... What family could love such a sloppy eatter?
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He suspects but he does not know...

He suspects but he does not know that we've switched Gandalf's beard with our new Cottonelle puff balls. Let's See if he notices.


We are the...

We are the... knights who say...NI!

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"I am Uglúk. I ..."

I am Uglúk. I ... enjoy long pleasent strolls along the riverside, collecting stamps, and occasionally treating myself to a relaxing scented bubble bath.
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Long years ago, when rumour of Sauron had not been...

...blown out of preportion, the man is just an eye!

there has never been any...

Hobbit dumber than you Peregrin Took.

Gollum: It's got to ask uss...

Gollum: It's got to ask uss...why we speak in plural, yess, Precious...



The road goes...

... south, then east, then west, then down, then east again, a little more to the north, up a level, to your right, then south, then down two levels, and then you see it.... the Balrog of Moria.

I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall...

Colloquy of the generations
 

...probably be told to get a haircut.

--

Seven stars and seven stones and...

one stupid hobbit.

Faramir: This I will not...

look good on my final report


Aragorn: What do your Elven...

...tattoos say?

Do not go to the elves for counsel...

... for they have the worst timing for making practical jokes. They sent me in a long, tiring, desperate mission to destroy a ring.... that happened to be a fake one!

The day has come! Behold...

Behold...
 

INDOOR PLUMBING!!! WOO-HOOO!!!!

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is...

will be called a Fool of a Took by he who uncloaks often.

If I hear...

"If I hear
 

you sing "99 pints of ale on the wall" ONE more time, Pippin," (Says Gandalf) "I'll turn you into a FROG!"

The wolf that one hears is worse than ....

... the one that gets lynched on the first day, but nearly as bad as the one that stays quiet long enough to live to the last day.


Is it nice...

Is it nice...
 

...-looking in the back, Gimli? (Legolas without a mirror)

Courage is found in...

... every bite of GondOreos cereal!

"It is a lament for..."

"It is a lament for...the loss of my mirror. <sobs>" (this statement, of course made by Legolas.)



"What is the...

Oh so many to choose from
 

... airspeed velocity of a swallow?


Do not meddle...

Do not meddle...with the Knights Who Say Ni, for they are the keepers of the word "Ni."



"All we need is...

LOVE!!!!

In a hole in the ground...

"In a hole in the ground... there lived a Wabbit.

"We must have power, power to..."

We must have power, power to...
 

pigeonhole purple pandas in padlocked packages!

(Sorry, awful I know, but the alliterative bug has bit, and what can you do?)

Faithless is he that...

Faithless is he that... doesn't go to church??

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Let bearing pay for ...

Let bearing pay for...
 

...naming his son Catting, family precedent or not.

"Still round the corner there may wait..."

(Props to he who can answer in rhyme.)

...Gandalf the Grey, Uncloaked."

Sorry, it doesn't rhyme... The only word that fit was "wait", and we've already got it...

"Shut the door! I feel the dragon in my...

...chest is about to burst out like an alien!!"

[Props to whoever can name that movie ( should be easy :p )...]

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wonder are lost, The old that is strong does not wither... (double props for whoever finishes it off with a line that rhymes correctly...)

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wonder are lost, The old that is strong does not wither... and is not very easily tossed. :rolleyes:

i know, i know.

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