Well these votes are really spaced out. I will start a campagin(?) against Sauron. I don't care if he has ambition, he's evil and wants to enslave us for his evil purposes. Join the Sauron bandwagon!!! Let's ge the evil git off!!!

I also will vote for ++lotho.

Who to vote for today?
 

++Treebeard

He's sooo slow. It's impossible to get anything done around camp or make any decisions that involve him because he requires multiple days to decide. And the only thing that ever seems to get him excited is the prospect of beating down Saruman - other than that, he is almost lethargic about his opinions on people.

++Quickbeam


He says he's fastest of the ents, but he lies. I've beated him in every contest where we're both in it. He's an usurper and an infidel! Purge him from this island!

*puts on Balrog Mask*
*Goes into evil mode*

++Lotho

Many excellent reasons have been given here. I'd like to add that Lotho is the second most treacherous hobbit on this island. Just ask anyone who was in the Shire when he was "Chief." He's an egotistical, unpleasant, demanding and selfish character. Away with him!

++Lotho

Cause I'm bored. ;)

Vots so far put lotho in the lead with 3 vots.

Gil, Sam will probably be one of the last to go...he's loyal, works hard & puts up with a lot.

Personally I'm going with ++Grima++ this time.

The man creeps out Eowyn, is a sniveling, shriveling wimp, you never know when he's going to switch tribes & he's still snow-white despite all this sun. There's something not right about that. :eek:

It's time for Frodo to start doing some work around camp, rather than having all his meals lovingly cooked and brought to him. Every time Frodo is delegated a task, there is always one other who volunteers to do it for him.

The poor guy needs a rest. So, for his own sake:

++SAMWISE GAMGEE

++Gloin

They're right: he does smell.

I agree with Saucie, we need to be like movie frodo and send Sam home.

With that said " ++Sam go home!"

Though I still think Gloin is a hygiene threat, something far more serious has come to my attention.

Too long have you haunted her steps!

Grima out! For the love of Eowyn!

++WITLESS WORM

For me, it's the hair that's decided it. Bleugh. He's not just creepy, he's greasy. I know it's the wilds, I know it's hard to keep clean, but really, the man looks like he rinses his locks in Mazola.

++GRIMA

Well I am sorry about Haldir but since you come to mention it - while the prospect of an infernal quadrangle developing with Eowyn is quite amusing (Grima, Faramir and Aragorn seeking or eluding her affections) ... Grima is creepy and slimy - and with hair like that it has to be true that ..he smells

++Grima son of Galmod (AKA Wormtongue)

I agree that it's time to break the alliance of Frodo and Sam. They'll do anything to get each other to the final three but they don't deserve it.Yeah, he's impossible. For example, if someone tells him to go fishing, Frodo conjures up lame excuses such as "it's 3rd October, I never do anything on that day". That's why we need to send Frodo packing. If there's always a bunch of guys organizing pony rides, bringing meals, fetching water and making diversions for him, it consumes the resources of the whole tribe.

++FRODO BAGGINS

Are Folwren or morm around?

No?

Good.

++Samwise for being evil, as explained by myself in the favourite hobbit thread.

Votes go...

Lotho- 4
Sam- 4
Grima- 4
Sauron- 1
Frodo- 1
Celeborn- 1
Gloin-1

A tie would result in two (or more) cast offs.

++LOTHO

If for no other reason than to save Samwise.

Oh, come on, Wormtongue is far more objectionable than cretinous Lotho Pimple. After all, he quite possibly ate him, and definitely murdered him...

But morm... everybody knows Sam is a lying, thieving, cheating so-and-so! :p

Hey, I'm home on time today. Voting's closed and with mormegil's decisive vote we avoid a mass lynch....cast offs.

Lotho, has been voted off and kicked into the ocean. Those Sack-ville Bagginses are nothing but trouble anyway.

The remaining contestants are...

Hobbits
Bilbo
Frodo
Gollum
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Merry
Pippin
Sam

Men and Rohan Lady
Aragorn
Boromir
Denethor
Eomer
Eowyn
Faramir
Grima
Hama

Wizards
Alatar
Pallando
Radagast
Saruman

Dwarves
Gimli
Gloin

Elves
Celeborn
Cirdan
Elrond
Galadriel
Glorfindel
Thranduil

Others
Goldberry
Quickbeam
Treebeard

Badguys
MovieGothmog
Grishnakh
Sauron
Ugluk

Will somebody join me to get Sauron off!?!?!? The evil git needs to go!! Fast!! Before he turns everyone against each other. People are voting for Sam, which would normally be the last thing anybody would do, with the exception of Gil of course. So, of course my vote is....

++Sauron

++FRODO

He whines way too much. "Sam I don't think I can go on" "this burden is getting too heavy" " I can't remember life at home" All such quotes are demoralizing the camp, except Sam of course. So we need to get rid of this dead-weight

I can't say I'm sorry to see Mr Bad Skin go; now let's turn our attention to Mr Bad Hair.
I still say ++Grima must go, straight back to civilisation and a shampoo and set at Vidal Sassoon, if they'll let him through the doors, that is.

What a disturbing development. The island nearly turned against poor Sam yesterday. There is indeed a dark force at work to cause so much mischief. But I don't think it's Sauron, at least not directly. Gollum (well, movie Gollum) turned Frodo against Sam once, and I think he's back at his old tricks again. For my original reasons and this new bit of treachery, I am voting ++GOLLUM again today. Let's get this troublemaker off the island.

++Celeborn

Looks much cooler than he actually is!

Finally, my anti-Celeborn motion gets some support.

++Celeborn.

Don't worry Glirdan I'm with you, Sauron has to go!!! He is evil and is turning the others against each other with his malicious whisperings and petty bribes, where did he get those rings anyway are they even allowed?

++Sauron

Im with you guys all the way ++sauron.

More followers!! YAY!!!!
 

Finally!! People who are joining my campaign against Sauron!!! We need more people!! Stop the malicious whispering and the creepiness of the Firey Eye!!! Join the Sauron bandwagon!!!!

Glirdin I dont know why I didnt help you before. Join us everyone we want sauron gone that rymes. :D

++Frodo

Too whiney, and he never does anything for himself; he just tells Sam to do it. He's just dead weight.

Mmmm with Lotho and Legolas gone who to vote for...who...

++Aragorn

His lack of bathing is attracting flies to the food source. He is always whining about not being king. And his broken sword is not helping anything. And now he's complaining that Arwen is gone.

++Sam again...

++Celeborn

It was clearly outlined in the rules that no weed or drug of any kind was allowed on the island, yet Celeborn is obviously stoned at nearly all hours of the day. Delibrate Rule-breaking deserves a cast-off.

Blast! Though I still long to punish Grima, the bad taste of these types in voting for Celeborn, one of the most underrated Elves we see, leads me to vote for ++SAURON to protect him; although I like Sauron too...

Lay off Celeborn! Give him some respect. It was, after all, he who helped drive Sauron's forces first out of Eriador in the siege of Ost-in-Edhil, and then out of Mirkwood. Aside from that, he's useful. While his wife wanders about giving away bits of her hair and making dark prophecies, it's Celeborn who gives useful gifts, like little boats to navigate the island's rivers.

Plus he has silver hair.

Why are you voting all the interesting contestants off? Not only is it dreadfully predictable, it's also spoiling the show.

The Golden Rule of Reality TV is that you need friction and arguments between the contestants to make the show entertaining ( :rolleyes: ;) ). And it's the bad guys that cause all the tension and upsets. By voting them all off, you are simply making the show less entertaining to watch. After all, who wants to watch a load of folks sitting around all day agreeing with each other and pulling together? We need to keep some of the evil ones in to balance out all the boring good ones.

So I will vote, yet again, for one of the nicest but dullest of them all.

++SAMWISE (nice but dull) GAMGEE

Kind, hard-working, loyal and trustworthy he may be. But he does not exactly make compulsive viewing. And, as noted before, I want to see how Frodo copes without his little servant running around after him catering to his every whim. :p

SPM
:eek: who said anything about getting rid of all the bad guys oh no that would never do! But who needs just one guy stealing the show :p I wanna see more of the Faramir,Eowyn, Grima love triangle that has been so over shadowed by Saurons domianeering antics of late! will Eomer succeed in keeping the greasy haired leech he and the other Rothirrim bullied as a kid from his sister or will the elves give him a jungle make over and help him win the ladies affections and just think of all the mischief Saruman and the orcs can get up too without that creepy eye constantly watching over them all.

No Sauron has to go!!!!

So join us! Vote to send Sauron packing and watch the adventure really begin! :D

Dont get rid of Sam he loses all of his energy helping Frodo out all the time.

Having lost Hadir - I must try to save another cute elf boy from biting the dust - and besides this guy's ego trip is annoying me....

++SAURON