Unfortunately, due to HUGE gaping plot holes and continuity errors, Tolkien had a headache and had to take a nap. And so Frodo was frozen in time for a bit.

Fortunately, due to an ironic heat wave, time melted and Frozen Frodo thawed and escaped.

Unfortunately, due to being a frozen icebox for a while, Frodo got a very bad cold.

Fortunately, Frodo found some elven nightquil and had some very colourful dreams... of course after sneezing on everything...

~ Take two and call me in the morning Ka

Unfortunately, he was so distracted he never thought to get out of the boat that was still headed to the falls, despite Boromir's attempts to push it to the shore.

Fortunately the Eagles were coming.

Unfortunately, they were on other business.

Fortunately, their other business was not important.

Unfortunately, the eagles stopped for take out and had little room left

Fortunately, They found a conveniently placed table on which to place the food.

Unfortunately, they were hit by a freak meteor shower.

Fortunately, the meteors were very small and they did not notice them.

Unfortunately they were radioactive meteors and the food on the table spwaned into giant, zombie-like food

Fortunately the food was friendly and rescued Frodo.

Unfortunately the eagles were so hungry they ate the zombies anyway, and then left Frodo.

Fortunately, the radioactive zombies did not cause the eagles to mutate into something nasty. They mutated instead into flying squirrels.

Unfortunately, they were rabid.

Fortunatly the rabid eagles found some unfortunate elves who helped them in recovering their sanity.

Unfortunately Frodo lost his grip on a tree root on the bank of the Anduin.

Fortunately, there was no current, and all Frodo had to do was stand up and walk back towards the shore.

Unfortunately Saruman snatched the One Ring from Frodo.

Fortunately Grima was around, and was tired of being a kicked dog, and pushed Saruman into the river.

Unfortunately he had taken the Ring before he kicked Saruman in the river.

Fortunately, Eowyn walked by, distracting the lust-filled Grima who dropped the ring.

Unfortunately, as Gríma stooped down to pick up the ring, Éowyn thought he was proposing to her and took it.

Fortunately, Grima had a heart attack and Eyowin picked up the one ring.

Unfortunately, Eowyn immediately decided to use her new found power to promote feminism by immolating all the males she could find.

Fortunately Faramir walked by and Eowyn thought she would make an exception :P

Unfortunately, Gollum, who was feeling left out, leaped out of the river onto the distracted Eyowin! :eek:

Fortunately, Eomer was trotting about on Firefoot nearby and they galloped dramatically to the rescue down a convenient 91 degree hill.

Unfortuantely this made Firefoot shy and Eomer was catapulted from the saddle.

Fortunately he landed on Gollum in mid- throttle.

Unfortunately the ring escaped from Gollums hand into a catapult ready to be set loose

Fortunately, the catapult was poorly maintained and fell apart.

Unfortunately the ring rolled into the river .......

Fortunately Arwen (due to some brain tumour in PJ) caused the river to rise up and the ring fell back onto the land.

Unfortunately its brief presence in the water had warped all the ancient race of Rainbow Trout to malice and evil.

Fortunately, they all fell down the waterfall and died. The ring, on the other hand was now in the position of a passing Huorn.

Unfortunately, the Huron was eaten up by a Kraken that was sleeping in the Anduin for countless years and decided to try bird just once...

Fortunately the Kraken had a weak stomach and spewed the ring on shore.