Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no downside to Legolas' death.

fortunately, because legolas was gone, there were no rabid legolas fans running loose.

Die, Greenleaf!
 

Unfortunatly, the Legolas fans went into exile, and formed their own island nation. When they met at the United Nations, they wreaked havoc amongst the representatives!

Fortunately, the havoc they caused was just stealing the springs out of the representatives' pens.

unfortunately, becuase of teh havoc of having no springs, teh un deided to disband the new country of legolas fans and relocate all of them into mount doom.

Fortunately, they fell into the lava pit and thus the world was rid of rabid LEgolas fans.

Unfourtunately, the world was still full of Viggo fans, and that's worse than Orlando fans.

Fortunately Viggo knew how to survive in the wild woods of Denmark.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the 'wild woods' of Denmark are actually Ents angry at having no fans, so they took Viggo and ate him for supper.

Fortunately unwashed Viggo was so indigestible, he caused the Ents to throw up.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the Ents's emesis caused the sinking of Europe.

Fortunatly, the Ent's build ships of air long ago, and sailed the skys to Valinor.

Unfourtunately, Ossë was in a REALLY bad mood and the waves got so high that it knocked the ships out of the air.

fortunately, tulkas (who happens to be the man) was exedingly angry because he never got mentioned in this thread and so he restrained osse and saved the air-ships of the ents.

unfortunately, Tulkas was just mentioned last post, so he was happy and didn't restrain Osse.

Fourtunately, the air ships crash landed in Valinor.

Unfortunatly, I was lynched when I obviously was innocent, so the people in line got ticked off when I took over WWXII (I'll have to kill Phantom first, of course)

Fortunately, before he could kill the phantom, Perky was abducted by space aliens who rearranged his DNA for fun.

unfortunately, they dropped a beaker and the perky ent's dna was scrambled, so he emerged from the alien experiment as a freaky monster. and he killed the barrow-wight. :eek:

Fourtunately, since BW was already dead, it didn't matter.

Unfortunately, BW was not happy about pirky's attempt to kill him, and so he stormed off to Hobbiton and threw a couple of hobbits around.

Fortunately for the Hobbits, the BW 'accidentally' deleted Hookbill from the members list so the post disappeared.

Unfortunately i have pledged my loyalty to Hookbill the Goomba and there for started to beat BW with a wet newspaper!

Fortunately - for the Barrow-Wight - Rune fumbled and hit himself with the wet newspaper.

Unfortunately, I am still banished to the land where hosts of Penguins do battle with Dragons.

Fortunately everyone else was banished there, because of the BW's wraith.

Unfortunatly, Eowyn decided this would be a good a time as ever to kill herself

fortunately, there were no rabid eowyn fans to care (i think?).

Unfourtunately, there were. But everyone loves Eowyn so it didn't matter.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Gríma abducted Éowyn and brought her to his underground lair. This started the musical, 'The Wormtongue of the Golden Hall,' which was a hit in hundreds of countries across Western Rhûn.

OK, that was totally random.

Unfortunatly...
 

...the majority of Rhûn bought more of Pippin's 'Now, That's what I calleth Music, vol. 1-27', and Eowyn lost her fan base. She was cast into obscurity, and Manwe was so ashamed of her that he killed her on the spot!

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Grimowyn, her daughter (it should be obvious who the father is), made a film adaptation of the musical, and they were thrust back into the limelight.

Unfortunately, they were only there for three seconds.

Fourtunately, they kept being thrust back in.

Unfortunately they kept on getting thrusted back in and out again they imploded causing a giant shockwave of death across Middle-earth.

fortunately everyone was underground so nothing was effected...

Unfortunately the shock of the deathwave caused the earth to swallow them up.

Fortunatly, the people of Middle Earth ended up dropping through a plothole where they were saved by Eagles!

Unfourtunately, the Eagles had Gandalf, who was uncloaked, again!!!! :eek: :(

Fortunately, Gandalf was run over by Mount Zoom.