Unfortunately, Boromir88 led a fanatical cult of Monks to overthrow Eru and place Nilp back as supreme deity.

Fourtunately, this was a good thing (again) because Nilp liked Glirdy's poetry and he turned him back out of his slug form. YAY Nilp!!! :D

Unfortunatly, with their job accomplished, and no skills, or nothing left to do. Boromir and his radical monks annoyed the heck out of Nilp and Glirdan.

Fortunatly, they were the Monty Python monks, and Nil and Glirdan decided they could deel with it so long as the monks kept banging their heads.

Unfortunately the Monks weren't banging their heads till tomorrow

Fourtunately, Glirdan could wiat. After all, writing poetry takes patience, so he lots of that. As for Nilp....

Unfortunatly...
 

...as said, Nil couldn't wait, and in his fiery pain, cast himself into a burning chasm along with the simaril (dont' ask how he got it)

Fortunately this whole thing about Eru being dethroned was one of the Mouth of Sauron's fever dreams.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the Mouth of Sauron doesn't have fever--he has gingivitis.

Fourtunately, he soon had The Mouth of Sauron's Dentist over and he got rid of the nassty gingivitis. Yes he did preciouss.

Unfortunatly, there was no cure in Middle Earth for the hickups, and so it was from the one hickup to rule them all that the mouth of sauron died!

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Sauron started speaking through his eye.

Unfourtunately, when he was speaking through his eys, he couldn't talk. Then, one day, he tried doing both and he imploded.

Fortunately, that was for the better good.

Unfortunately he exploded one day and killed the carpet cleaner.

Fortunately, the carpet cleaner was an evil orc who didn't do his job so that was also a good thing.

Unfortunately, he also killed Frodo! :eek:

Fortunately, it didn't matter, because frodo had teh ring and it was also destroyed. so sauron died with frodo.

Unfortunately this was not the case because when Sauron exploded he, the carpet cleaner, Frodo and the Ring all broke up into tiny tiny pieces which then all came back together in one body so Sauron technically had the Ring.

Fortunately, when the carpet cleaner, frodo and the ring combined, something was created that was so powerful that not even sauron could combat it. It (as it was known as) dethrowned Nilp and Glirdan, and banished the annoying monks.

Unfourtunately, Nilp, Glirdan and Boro and his monks had a stronger resistance to things that explode then come back together and create new things and thus, they were not overthrown.

Fortunately, while all this was going on, Gandalf was able to take over Bag End, (as Frodo was no more), so no Sack-vills could get in.

Unfortunatly, Saruman had taken the old forest first, and Gandalf was stuck with the midgewater marshes :eek:

Fourtunatley, Gandalf used the midges to attack Saruman and take over Bag-End.

Unfortunately the midges felt sorry for Saruman and attacked Gandalf.

My 800th post!!! YES!!!
 

Fourtunately, Gandalf was actually Sauron. So Gandalf was safe.

Unfortunatly, Tom Bombadil was really the mortal disguise for Eru, and he killed all the Maiar living in Middle Earth!

Fortunately, this meant no more Sauron, so the world was safe!

Unfourtunately, this also meant no Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Pallando and Alatar as well.

Fortunately no one cared about the 5 Istari. :p

Unfortunately, Jim the Troll did, and went on a rampage, killing thousands.

Fourtuately, everyone was visiting Valinor at the time.

Unfortunately, 'everyone' included Jim the Troll.

Fortunately, Bob the Troll hit Jim the Troll over the head with his club.

Unfortunately, bill the troll killed bob and went on a rampage to avenge jim's bruised head.

Fortunately, the sun came up and the trolls all turned to stone.

Unfortunately, because of the position they were frozen in, they were now continuously swearing at Varda, and Manwe got so angry that he blew up half of Middle Earth.

fortunately, the half he blew up was mordor and harad. so everyone cool in middle-earth survived, but everyone who was retarted was destroyed.

Unfourtunately, Legolas was still there.

I like Glirdan's better, so I'll go off that...

Fortunately, Legolas was killed by a rock from the blast.