"I'm too sexy for my sword.."

Today we will take the ring from Frodo

I'm bad at this

Lets see how long I can hold my breath for! Then I might get that Elvish "paleness" look that is so in fashion nowadays!

OR!

Hey! Does this pose make me look like Jay Leno? It doesn't? Well screw you!!

"Ok... is that clear now? One, two, three, jump, twirl, grab your partner and... swing!! Now, from the top..."

Saurman: OK, everyone, come closer, I am going to tell you a secret. You all want to know this, I know. Shhh...I'm wearing a flowery dress under this robe.

Uh...I didn't say the Wildmen smelled like dead Wargs.

Saruman: And you won't buh-lieve what he was wearing...

~Menelien

Karaoke night at the Orthanc.

"And that not all, if yall pay by credit card, you get a free set of steak knives!"

Saurman:...and here, this is soap. You use that water we talked about and you get this soap wet and you rub it. Then rub it all over your body. You may want to leave your clothes on, they need it too...

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Saruman: I know, it's true! Theoden got Botox!

random Dunlending: You don't say!

Saruman: But I do! I read it on Wonderful Wizards Weekly!

Saruman: What do you mean I havn't paid you yet??? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Saruman: ... And I said to the bartender, "I'm sitting on it!"
Wildmen: *laugh*

Pippin: Ack! I think I stepped in something... *looks down* ewwwwwww...

Pippin: is that-
Merry: yup, Aragorn with clean hair.
Pippin: *thud*

Pepperazi (sp?)!! Arrgh!!!

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Pippen: What do you mean, 'No Mushrooms!?!'

No! No! I didn't eat all the rations!!!!!

"I left the water on at Tuckborough..."

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"What do you mean, you're out of the latest edition of 'Esoteric Quantum Physics Weekly'? How am I supposed to finish my continuum transfunctioner?

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Frodo: Owwwwwie... heartburn!!! I'm never eating Bilbo's chilly again...

"Watch where you're aiming that poker, Pippin!"

Quit playin' games with my heart! My heart!....

*ducks flying objects whilst running away cackling madly*

Frodo:Bilbo! I just don't like you in that way!!!

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Oh my goodness! He wore WHAT????

"Why i never! that sweater is beautiful, its the most wonderful thing ive ever seen! Not to mention the silk is of the finest quality, Chinese no?"


Please dont kill me.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Frodo: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR????


(Sorry Darling...)

"No! You simply cannot borrow this shirt! It's SATIN, Bilbo! SATIN!! Pippin borrowed my other one and now it's ruined! What makes you think I'm going to give you this one to wear? Hmm? Oh, look now one of my buttons popped off. You've agitated them! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!"

Noooooooo! You will not take my secret bra! Did I say that out loud?

No ones replied...

Little girl: DADDY!! DADDY!!! Your back!!!

Sam: Who's thid little girl?!?! Securtiy!!

Okay that was lame...

Elanor: DADDY!!!!! YOU'RE HOME!!!!
*impact of Elanor's rushing to hug Sam nearly knocks him over, and suffocates him with her strong grip*
Sam:*strained*You've been weightlifting again haven't you?

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Elanor: Daddy, you should seriously consider contact lenses. Mummy's the one inside.

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Did you just call me Mr. Spock? That's highly illogical! (I know, not origional. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

"Arwen!! Put your clothes back on this instant! This is a council, not a cabaret!"

'I've got the urge...for a totally organic experience!'

Peace