Legolas in comforting voice: 'It'll be alright, Aragorn. It's only a basin of water and a washcloth. You can do this.'

Peace

*I'm glad I can see these pictures today*

Legolas: Confound it all Sam!!! Aragorn and I were having a moment!!!
Sam: Sorry, I slipped.

Legolas grabs Aragorn's shoulder near the neck and squeezes. And squeezes again. And again.

Aragorn: "Legolas... what the heck are you doing?"

Legolas: "I'm trying to perfect my Vulcan techniques!"

Aragorn: "No more TV for you.

Okay... not sure if this is allowed.....


http://www.elijahfan.com/images/Scans/Sexy/114.jpg

Its my statue!! Its mine.... my own.... my preciousssssssssss... *starts stroking statue*

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

And here we see exhibit A: An overdose of Ale, can result in hallucinations, and thinking that you are a bird, such as Frodo here, who is ready to take off for his first flight...(little does he know, there is a window in his way...bwahahahahaha!)

Ok, for all the pervy hobbit-fanciers out there... well... yeah, not the best pic out there is it? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

Just to let you people know. I am not a pervy hobbit-fancier....

After seeing the hoardes of fangirls on his beautiful lawn, Elijah Wood finally snapped....

"Tonight, he dies! Let's fly!!!"

*spreads wings and shows his fangs - a vampire!!!!*

For the Legolas and Aragorn one...

Legolas: Awww, come on Aragorn, just one piggy-back? I'm tired! I know, I'll hit you with my bow if you don't...

Aragorn: Then you should have slept prperly in Emyn Muil!

The raging hobbit-man decides to pull a Michael Jackson, sans mask.

Peace

Luke! I am yo fadda!
(No idea where that came from...)

~Menelien

Edit: The punctuation demon is coming to get me...

[ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...m_bree056.jpeg

Today, Meriadoc Brandybuck tries to make history with his new invention, trifocals! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

*looks at siggy* oh no, what have I started?!?

Oh well.. we've all seen the evidence *looks at 'fondle-y' picture a few pages back and shudders*

Dominic Monaghan's unsuccessful attempt to male people think he was the human fly.

All because people were too embarrassed to tell Dominic that his glasses were on his head the whole time... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

PJ: "No Dom, you cannot be Shelob."

It looks like there have been five captions for the last photo, so here goes:


http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...senguard_1.jpg

After winning the lottery several times over, millionaires Merriadoc Brandybuck and Perigrin Took celebrated by spending their entire cash winning on... you guessed it.

Pippin:Merry?
Merry:shh, pip! I think I found the pipeweed!
Pippin:But there's something in the sky, and it's on fire, and it's coming right towards us!!!!!!
Merry: oh good!*takes out pipe* is it a lighter?

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] oh well.. I tried. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

For the sunglasses:

"Now, should I be James Bond, Bono or Nightrider?"

For the latest:

A Hobbit's rendition of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

The glasses one:
I can't see you, you can't see me...

~Menelien

[ June 04, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

You did not start it. 'Twas Liv and The Tie of Many Colors.....

perhaps... but I did publically display it, in my signature, and telling you... and a few pages back..

That's true... but I'm sure many other people have stumbled along that certain picute, but they must have not put the clues together.....

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...001_diving.JPG
PJ:Billy, how many times must I tell you-Pippin does not make a surprise appearence at the dead marshes!!!

Turns out that Pippin's not such a fool of a Took!
Gandalf: "Pippin, how on Middle Earth can you breathe underwater?? You're.... more magical than I am! I never realised I was such a fool of a wizard!"

This is for the one with Elijah Woods looking weird.(he always looks weird, sorry elijah lovers)

Elijah has had tooooo much caffine, much too much. It transforms hime every half moon, but tonoght he had an overdose. And look what happened.

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Okay, time for a new pic.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/t...towers1062.jpg

Ahhhhh!! What's it doin' with our muffin, precious?! Give it to us, stupid fat hobbit!

[ June 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Invite me to your party! NOW!

~Menelien

Gollum before his morning coffee.
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace

LEAVE MISTER PICKLES ALONE!!!!

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...lbo__bilbo.jpg
ahhh! Bilbo's grown another head out of his shoulder! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Bilbo finds a new companion-and calls him MiniMe.

Having been banished by Gandalf into the body of a doll, Wormtongue starts sneaking up behind innocent hobbits and scaring the heebie-jeebies out of them.


(I've never seen either of those movies, by the way. What's with the tree-fondlers now?)

Ian: 'He is my own, my creation, my precioussss...'

Peace

"Yesss... I think I will put a dead rat in Sean Astin's pizza box. What do you think, Bad Conscience?"

hehehe, maybe I'll post that picture too...in time.. bwahahaha! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ian: *smiling insanely* There is no highly disturbing creature right behind me, leaning over my shoulder... this is all my imagination...

~Menelien

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...r_185SMALL.jpg

"Boromir, no matter how much you stare, I'm NOT going to ask you what your elvish eyes see."

No Boromir, This isn't Osgiliath...

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] heh... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]