Fortunately . . .
 

. . . it was actually the opposite that happened. Mt Zoom was run over by Cyborg Aragorn.

Unfortunatly, in the process, Cyborg Aragorn was killed

Fortunately, so was Sauron.

Unfortunately Sauron was already dead because Eru ate the Ring.

Fortunately this was not the case as Eru had not yet digested the Ring.

Unfourtunately, this also meant that Gandalf didn't turn into the White Wizard.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . that didn't matter, because he ended up marrying Nienna, and she never had to cry again.

(Awww, that's sweet!)

Unfourtunately, this meant that her tear ducts burst and she died.

Forutnately, being a Vala, and therefore not mortal, Nienna couldn't die, so she decided to get herself a late-night snack.

Unfortunately, Gimli had sacked Nienna's fridge.

Fortunately, having a fridge in his sack weighed him down so he was soon caught.

Unfortunatly, Gilmli was secretly Aule's favorite dwarf, and turned him into a Maia

Fourtunately, Gimli didn't care because he became imortal, unless he took form of a dwarf again.

Unfortunately, those dwarf women were just too tempting for the new maia, and he forsook his immortality. (probably had to do with the beards)

Fortunately, he slipped, hit his head, and was knocked out cold before he could foolishly do so.

Unfortunatly, Yavanna did not apreciate his pick up lines, and turned him back into a dwarf

fortunately she turned him into a 7-foot dwarf with a laser-hand and a guitar as the other

Unfortunately, when Gimli tried to host the first ever (and most remembered) maia only performed lazer lights solo rock show, something went terribly wrong and the only disclosings from the significant others was better left said and exposed in a horrific relevation that Gimli had indeed, given up the life of rock and roll for good...

~ Aesthete

Fortunatly, he came back in twenty years in a spin off where he played his original music in acustics

Unfortunately the show went bust and everyone hated it.

Fortunatly it was so hated, that it became cult music for a small group of anarchist dwarves, witch took Gimli as there leader.

Unfortunately, Gimli was already busy stalking Galadriel.

Fortunately the Anarchists stalked Galadriel with Gimli

Unfortunatly Galadrial landed in a pile of mud, and no one liked her anymore

Fortunately Gimli believed the tales of women popping out of the ground and took this as a sign and began flirting with galadriel

Unfortunatly, his opening line was "You look just like my mother in law!"

Fortunately, Galadriel was turned on by Gimli's deep voice...

Unfortunatly, so was Feanor, and (because he thought Galadriel had the deep voice) he grabbed Galadriel and took her to the vaults of Formenos

Fortunately, Melko had broken them.

Unfortunatly, Galadriel had an affair with Manwe, and when Varda found out, she cast her into the void with Morgoth!

Fourtunately, Morgoth found her presence shall we say, rather "enlightining". Which wasn't a good thing.

Unfortunatly, as Glirdan said, this wasn't a god thing.

Fortunately, this actually was a God thing, and divine intervention cleared up the whole mess.

Unfortunatly, Perky went back in time with a spell check machine and negated the last two posts!

Fortunately (but unfortunately for him), he went a little too far back in time and got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Unfortunatly (but fortunatly for me) the T-Rex was a carnivore, and therefore didn't eat ents :D

Fortunately Gimli did not care and kept on romansing women with his deep voice!

Unfortunately, he fell into a bottomless pit.

Fortunately the pit did have a bottom and the creater of the pit was acussed of false labelling.

Unfourtunately, as soon as Gimli hit the bottom of the floor, the floor gave out and he continued to fall.