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Stybba 05-25-2003 05:01 PM

frodo scream:

Someone: Elijah, wrong movie. Besides, you were never even Home Alone.

Stybba 05-25-2003 05:22 PM

Not a caption thing, just funny. I made this in paint. I'm sure it's been done before.

http://looloo.0catch.com/pantstitle.JPG

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-25-2003 05:31 PM

Don't know about everyone elses, but it doesn't show on my computer. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Diamond18 05-25-2003 06:52 PM

Me either.

Captions...

Obviously, Elrond is setting into motion his evil cloning plot: in a few moments, Arwen will be no more, and there will be two of him. This will be very disconcerting to Frodo, not to mention what Minas Tirith's dark secret will do to his battered psyche. You'd be screaming to if you were hit with a double whammy like that.

Alatariel Telemnar 05-25-2003 07:03 PM

It doesn't show up on mine either, but it worked when I right clicked, then clicked on properties then copied and pasted the address to bring up a new web page.

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

Alatariel Telemnar 05-26-2003 01:24 PM

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...ttsaruman2.jpg

Saruman: Die you confounded bug! DIE! Don't ever come crawling into my house again!!! *stabs tiny roach* DIEEE!!!!!!!!

Yavanna228 05-26-2003 01:59 PM

Saruman tries his hand at pole-vaulting.
Lame, I know, but I'm tired. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 05-26-2003 03:00 PM

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

ElenCala Isil 05-26-2003 03:52 PM

*sees bug* ARGH! Where's that blasted exterminator?!!?!!? *tries to kill bug with pokey stick of doom, with the exeption that the bug is now on his foot*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!! BLASTED BUG!!!!

Alatariel Telemnar 05-26-2003 03:56 PM

Saruman continues to try to kill the bug, which is only a decoy as another bug crawls up the table onto the muffins. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not my muffins!!!!!!!' *shakes bug off foot, then runs towards the table* 'STUPID BUGS!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!'

ElenCala Isil 05-26-2003 04:07 PM

bwahaha!
But, I must ask, does this mean that there is a new devilry out there, a beast far more evil than the muffin of doom?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Perhaps not.. but it's always interesting to think about what it would be like if there was.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Finwe 05-26-2003 04:42 PM

Gaaahhh!!!! Evil roach! Evil! Die! Die! *smites the roach with pointy staff of doom* How did this get in here?!?!?! GRIMA!!!!!! You were supposed to spray the rooms with Raid, NOT bait!

Alatariel Telemnar 05-27-2003 07:04 PM

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...odo010612a.jpg

Frodo: Bilbo's diary is very boring. All he talks about is his muffins. 'Today I ate another muffin. I stole it from Saruman. He was too busy with a bug on top of his shoe. There was a whole plat full of muffins sitting on the table. They were really tasty, chocolate chip. I wonder who cooks those muffins.' and here is another weird one 'Today I was sitting at my door when I got a package! I was in shock, wondering who it could be from. I still don't know. It had the greatest muffins inside....

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-27-2003 07:08 PM

Frodo: *reads LotR screenplay* So... what happens next? Ah yes. Gandalf comes along singing... *shuts ears*

~Menelien

Finwe 05-27-2003 07:08 PM

Frodo: I have no idea why Bilbo wanted me to read this boring book on Hobbit reproduction. Maybe he's trying to tell me some....***?!?!?! Was that Rosie in there?!?!?!

Yavanna228 05-27-2003 07:31 PM

'See Spot run. See Spot bark. See hobbit sleep.' *snxxxx*
Um, yes... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

ElenCala Isil 05-27-2003 08:25 PM

*thinks to self* Ok frodo, just keep ur nose in the book, and maybe no one will notice your prosthetic foot is coming off...

ElenCala Isil 05-27-2003 08:31 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnyp...ippinBrook.jpg
Ok, pretty much self-explanitory! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Airehiriel 05-28-2003 01:04 PM

For the Frodo reading the book one:

Frodo: Boy, am I glad I found this muffin receipe book. I will be the most popular hobbit in town. That is if I can ever figure out how to make these dratted things!
Hmm, lets see, two scoops chocolate, two scoops sugar...oh this is just getting too complicated!

Galenfea of Mirkwood. 05-28-2003 02:42 PM

I'm not sure if this is too soon, you may throw things at me if it is.

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pict...1191558699.jpg

Legolas decides that, on reflection, the second bar of chocolate was a bad idea.

(I'm serious! He looks like he's about to be sick!)

Yavanna228 05-28-2003 03:14 PM

Legolas' anxiety builds at the thought that his hair might, for once, be less than perfect.

Peace

Alatariel Telemnar 05-28-2003 04:05 PM

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...e/pjackson.jpg

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-28-2003 04:10 PM

PJ: ...they are taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Orlando Bloom: uh... PJ?

~Menelien

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 05-28-2003 05:30 PM

For Legolas:

Boredom sets in on Caradhras as Legolas attempts yet another bubblegum bubble.

For PJ:

"Son of a monkey's uncle on a flaming pogo stick! Did we really do that scene right on the first take?!"

Finwe 05-28-2003 07:16 PM

http://imladris.nu/claudio/surly4.jpg

Elrond: I am NOT wearing Arwen's dress thank you! I got this from the Manly Mahanxar Men mailing catalogue you little Mirkwood sot!

Legolas: *snicker snicker* (To Saelbeth) I order MY robes from Lovely Lothlorien.

ElenCala Isil 05-28-2003 07:23 PM

lol these are funny! but wow, there's a lot of pictures for just one page of the thread! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Yavanna228 05-28-2003 08:27 PM

Elrond: 'Behold the flapping eyebrows! All shall love me and despair!'
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Peace

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-28-2003 09:41 PM

Agent Smith: To hide the identity...

~Menelien

Oddwen 05-29-2003 05:12 AM

Elrond: Curse Aragorn singing so early in the morning! Death to the Morning People!

*coughPartyAtElrondiescough*

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Feeling the urge to promote...my...fanfics....urhg...

TealDude4 05-29-2003 08:20 AM

This one I made.

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/teald...og_redbull.jpg

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ]

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ]

Airehiriel 05-29-2003 08:28 AM

I will say it again a few of the newer people. While your pictures are apprciated, please do not post a new picture until atleast a day has passed and that picture has received at least four comments. If, after the second day there are only a few comments, you may post another, but as it is you are posting pictures too fast for everyone else to come on and see them and make their own comment. Simply keep your picture in mind until we've had a chance to comment on the picture already posted. This doesn't mean we don't want you to post pictures, we simply want you to be courteous to those whose picture is there first.

Thank you.

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Yavanna228 05-29-2003 08:29 AM

TealDude, I can't get the link to work. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
Peace

Nevermind, I see it now. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna228 ]

Catherine 05-29-2003 04:02 PM

*For the Elrond one*
No, i am not mad...my eyebrows are always like this.

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-29-2003 05:00 PM

(Elrond) Is that Arwen in the bushes over there?

~Menelien

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 05-29-2003 06:09 PM

For the Balrog:

Gandalf: "So, now we know why you've got wings. I might have known...."

GaladrieloftheOlden 05-29-2003 06:15 PM

(The balrog)

Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Balrog: *waves can tantalizingly near his head*
Gandalf: Oh, alright...

~Menelien

kementari 05-30-2003 12:33 AM

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

For the Red Bull one;

Gandalf: Could I please havesome of that red bull, please? I am really thirsty.

Bekah 05-30-2003 12:49 AM

Stop monsters by drinking Red Bull!

Alatariel Telemnar 05-30-2003 01:47 PM

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...ve/image12.jpg

merenwen 05-30-2003 02:27 PM

Legolas: *music starts*...And i'll be right behind your shoulder watching you, i'll be standing by your side in all you do, and i wont ever leave, as long as you believe, YOU JUST BELIEVE!!


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